A wee barnie going on in here it seems, people can be f@nnies sometimes, it's not worth getting worked up over.
Barry, I now buy my Pepsi Max in bulk, the motorway is not for me in my nick<alugh>
My typing is now gone to feck, holidays midweek, always end badly for me
Piffle your a bad influence so ye ur
Fackin dyin this mornin ah was
DC, so was I, went along to my Maws, washed her car, went to the gym and was revitalised, I always think I will do more when on holiday and always end up getting wasted and gibbering pash
Dc, today was a write off for me, was in a heap this morning. Done fack all work, drinking again most of tonight, i'm gonna knock this drinking on the head
Good on ye...I cabbaged roon the hoose aw day as the clock tick-tocked its way doon to nightshift
Beginnin to think ah'd poisoned masel
Might put the long islands on the back burner for a while.....
i'm gonna knock this drinking on the head
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Don't be making silly decisions like that.
Have a drink and then think about it.
Barry, that is a sentence I have uttered many a time, that said I am a weak and shallow man in many ways, veneer thin, like a coat of varnish
DC, long island ice teas sound epic, that might be because I have been drinking Glens vodka and Pepsi Max all night, pash through an auld birds tights would sound good compared to that
I'll have one more before my bed
My bed is approx 25 feet away, no way I will make it without some sort of stumble, fall or breakage so the more I drink, the more likely I am to pass out on the couch and get a decent kip until Mrs Piffle gets up for her work at 6am and abuses me
The recently found grinder will delay my drift towards my bedroom
Dangerous piffle
Had a jug mixed up..then clearin away the bottles I noticed there was some left over in a couple so wanged it in. This then led to me flingin other ingredients in to make the mixture "equal" again
This mornin'?...
Grinders
Long Island
Wtf am ah missin?
Ah blame the lemon juice..
I once got so drunk that I thought I had left a bar and went to another. I then gave the barman abuse for having two jobs, this was in New York
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posted on 30/4/13
Basturt
posted on 30/4/13
A wee barnie going on in here it seems, people can be f@nnies sometimes, it's not worth getting worked up over.
posted on 30/4/13
posted on 30/4/13
Barry, I now buy my Pepsi Max in bulk, the motorway is not for me in my nick<alugh>
posted on 30/4/13
LEO????????????
posted on 30/4/13
My typing is now gone to feck, holidays midweek, always end badly for me
posted on 30/4/13
Piffle your a bad influence so ye ur
Fackin dyin this mornin ah was
posted on 30/4/13
DC, so was I, went along to my Maws, washed her car, went to the gym and was revitalised, I always think I will do more when on holiday and always end up getting wasted and gibbering pash
posted on 30/4/13
Dc, today was a write off for me, was in a heap this morning. Done fack all work, drinking again most of tonight, i'm gonna knock this drinking on the head
posted on 30/4/13
Good on ye...I cabbaged roon the hoose aw day as the clock tick-tocked its way doon to nightshift
Beginnin to think ah'd poisoned masel
Might put the long islands on the back burner for a while.....
posted on 30/4/13
We always say this barry
posted on 30/4/13
i'm gonna knock this drinking on the head
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Don't be making silly decisions like that.
Have a drink and then think about it.
posted on 30/4/13
Barry, that is a sentence I have uttered many a time, that said I am a weak and shallow man in many ways, veneer thin, like a coat of varnish
posted on 30/4/13
DC, long island ice teas sound epic, that might be because I have been drinking Glens vodka and Pepsi Max all night, pash through an auld birds tights would sound good compared to that
posted on 30/4/13
I'll have one more before my bed
posted on 30/4/13
Cheers.
posted on 30/4/13
My bed is approx 25 feet away, no way I will make it without some sort of stumble, fall or breakage so the more I drink, the more likely I am to pass out on the couch and get a decent kip until Mrs Piffle gets up for her work at 6am and abuses me
The recently found grinder will delay my drift towards my bedroom
posted on 30/4/13
Dangerous piffle
Had a jug mixed up..then clearin away the bottles I noticed there was some left over in a couple so wanged it in. This then led to me flingin other ingredients in to make the mixture "equal" again
This mornin'?...
posted on 30/4/13
Henke, I'm having a
posted on 30/4/13
posted on 30/4/13
Grinders
Long Island
Wtf am ah missin?
posted on 30/4/13
Oooooooooh dc, painful
posted on 30/4/13
Ah blame the lemon juice..
posted on 30/4/13
Cocktail time ath
posted on 30/4/13
I once got so drunk that I thought I had left a bar and went to another. I then gave the barman abuse for having two jobs, this was in New York
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