Actually, he doesn't hate all red scousers

He's close friends with many

needs a rehaul again

How about...

"Hates Liverpool FC players due to being Manager of a fierce rival"

Can we squeeze that in?

How about that Maestro... took me at least 12 seconds

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12 seconds wasted.

Ask Dunk for some pointers.

Actually, he doesn't hate all red scousers

He's close friends with many

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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!!!

So Come on David Moyes,
Play Like Fergie’s Boys,
We’ll go wild wild wild!

How do you solve a problem like this song?

So, to recap.

Moysie doesn't wear a magic hat.

He doesn't hate scousers, he even likes red ones (sackable offence straight away).

I also have issue with this:

And when he got our offer,
He said, 'I fancy that!'

Can you back this up with a link please?

And another comment I need clarifying is:

David Moyes is magic

Do you mean he is a product of some mystical force, and doesn't really exist?

While we are at it, another song I have a problem with is Lonnie Donegans song My old man's a dustman.

A simple google search will show you that Lonnie's dad was not a dustman at all. This makes Lonnie a lying t wat.

Also there is no such thing as a dustman's hat. My dustman doesn't wear one.