EURO SUPER CUP FINAL PRESS CONFERENCE (Only for Fan and Renegade)

1. Well done for getting to the final, how does it feel to be within a chance of being the ultimate European Champion?
It would give me the second biggest hard on I have ever had

2. How would this cup compare to your previous european success?
Obviously its a one off but still a game I would love to win, being the first Super Cup Winners in the league

3. How will you approach this game?
Well on the back of an important league game and another game the weekend after I feel some fringe players will get their chance to impress

4. What can you say about your opponents and their manager?
Man Utd have progressed alot, every season they improve and are serious contenders for a CL spot, as for Renegade, as a fellow Scot i have alot of respect for him, but during the game he is my enemy but good luck to him and his team all the same

5. Do you find this game a distraction to your league season?
No not at all, it makes a nice change, and like said some players will get there chance

1. Well done for getting to the final, how does it feel to be within a chance of being the ultimate European Champion?
Thanks very much. I feel like, I feel like, dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhSjwU8gEsI
2. How would this cup compare to your previous european success?
Would be much greater to get the victory over Fan.

3. How will you approach this game?
Belittling the opposition. On and off the park.

4. What can you say about your opponents and their manager?
Chelsea will always be up there winning trophies under Fan. But obviously not for long as we're better now.

5. Do you find this game a distraction to your league season?
No.

1. Birmingham City managed to claw themselves a draw in the last minute of the game against Chelsea last weekend. What does this show about the excitement of this league?

nothing out of the ordinary, it was an expected result and what both sides deserved

2. Talking about Birmingham, they have recently announced JET as their new Director of Football. What impact do you think this will have and have they made the right decision?

i hear that the arsenal players are currently preparing for their upcoming new diets with excessive orders of curries

3. Who will win the Euro Super Cup between Man United and Chelsea?

i can see united in a penalty shootout

4. Monday Night Football officially began last weekend, how did you think it went and what does it bring to the league?

i think it helps the runners of the results, as they dont have to do so many game descriptions in one batch

5. Southampton are rock bottom of the league at this current moment, is the vacant managers job affecting them and how can we stop them being the new Spurs?

by bringing in a new manager asap or at least having a caretaker that will do tactics

6. Ludy and Lubo have reportedly had a b!t[h fight in a muddy field after Ludy won the Villa job over him. Ludy has been rumoured to have given Lubo a massive black eye while Lubo left scratch marks all over Ludy. What should be done to calm these two down?

have it as the half time entertainment, both clubs should have a mascot caricaturing the opposite manager and have fights at half time

7. LSTD managed to win a game last weekend to the surprise of many. However rumours have now come in that LSTD was so desperate for a win he reverted to match fixing. With LRF doing the tactics many believe thats technically the same thing anyway. What do you make of these allegations?

i expect a thorough investigation

8. Portsmouth are currently 5th. How unrealistic is that?

i can see them staying around that position come the business end of the season

9. Arsenal are currently 12th in the league. Does it make Robin seem chit or Rooney seem brilliant?

im sure arsenal will pick up soon enough

10. Compare each manager on here to a real life 1
21 - klopp
rooney - fergie
lstd - avram grant
rof - rodgers
fan - arry
ludy - laudrup

1. Both the Manchester clubs are top of the league with 12 points, 5 clear of 3rd. What does this mean for the league. Do these 2 teams have a chance of winning the league and who will stop their winning runs?

2. Chelsea won the European Super Cup on penalties recently which is now added to Fans collection. Fan has won the Champions League, the charity shield and the european super cup while being in charge. Is fan the greatest manager in LSTD league history?

3. Robin Van Persie and Luis Suarez have started strongly this season and both are well ahead in the goal scoring charts. Are these two the most likely winners? Who will join them in the battle?

4. How do you think the bottom 8 and top 8 cups should be run? A straight knock out with 1 leg (2 legs in semis), straight knockout with 2 legs in each round bar the final or a group stage with 2 groups. top 2 to go through to a 2 legged semi final.

5. Do you agree with the transfer window operating in this league?

6. Teixeira has been given washing up duty by fan as punishment for his sending off. However Teixeira claims there is too much favouritism in the chelsea squad. He claims that if Vidal had got sent off Fan wouldnt have punished him.

Teixeira had this to say "I was in the dressing room the other week and the attackers were being punished for not coming back to help defend. I admit i should have came back but then you look at Vidal. He is meant to be defending as that is his job. Yet in that situation he stayed further up the pitch and didnt go back to help either. However we were all shouted at and told Vidal was the only one who tried. I dont think fan recognizes his own players as me and Neymar both saw Vidal further up the pitch refusing to help. So if fan can defend him here he would probably defend him if he got sent off, unlike my harsh treatment."

What have you got to say on this matter?

7. LSTD has been to the doctors lately after being told by his staff that he has turned into an alcoholic. LSTD has refused to stop drinking his 30 shots of vodka, 12 pints of lager, 17 pints of cider and 2 bottles of wine a day after claiming this is the normal amount of alchol people drink. He has in fact claimed he will double the intake to prove he isnt alcoholic. LSTD - "ii aaam no drunk, i like beer it tastes nicey. (falls over) im ok i trapped over my bag (laughs stupidly). I wash i hard some chips. I like fred." What can you say to LSTD to help him?

8. Lubo and LRF went line dancing recently in order to sort out their differences. However when they came back they were arguing after LRF claimed Lubo tried to still his partner. Lubo claimed LRF was poking fun at him. In other news what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich City Centre?

9. Fan has been omitted into a mental home recently after stress built up. Fan currently cant stand the fact people have been critical of his team and therefore cant take it anymore. Only the other week Fan was seen eating his own excrement. Has fan taken the criticism too hard?

10. Compare each manager to a soap opera. (Can be a foreign one too)

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1. Both the Manchester clubs are top of the league with 12 points, 5 clear of 3rd. What does this mean for the league. Do these 2 teams have a chance of winning the league and who will stop their winning runs?
means nothing this stage of the season

2. Chelsea won the European Super Cup on penalties recently which is now added to Fans collection. Fan has won the Champions League, the charity shield and the european super cup while being in charge. Is fan the greatest manager in LSTD league history?
sure am


3. Robin Van Persie and Luis Suarez have started strongly this season and both are well ahead in the goal scoring charts. Are these two the most likely winners? Who will join them in the battle?
cavani possibly, aguero, ronaldo

4. How do you think the bottom 8 and top 8 cups should be run? A straight knock out with 1 leg (2 legs in semis), straight knockout with 2 legs in each round bar the final or a group stage with 2 groups. top 2 to go through to a 2 legged semi final.
yup


5. Do you agree with the transfer window operating in this league?
foreigns should close, but domestics should remain open


6. Teixeira has been given washing up duty by fan as punishment for his sending off. However Teixeira claims there is too much favouritism in the chelsea squad. He claims that if Vidal had got sent off Fan wouldnt have punished him.
no Vidal isn't as petulant as that and would accept it


Teixeira had this to say "I was in the dressing room the other week and the attackers were being punished for not coming back to help defend. I admit i should have came back but then you look at Vidal. He is meant to be defending as that is his job. Yet in that situation he stayed further up the pitch and didnt go back to help either. However we were all shouted at and told Vidal was the only one who tried. I dont think fan recognizes his own players as me and Neymar both saw Vidal further up the pitch refusing to help. So if fan can defend him here he would probably defend him if he got sent off, unlike my harsh treatment."

What have you got to say on this matter?
shut yer f'in face man

7. LSTD has been to the doctors lately after being told by his staff that he has turned into an alcoholic. LSTD has refused to stop drinking his 30 shots of vodka, 12 pints of lager, 17 pints of cider and 2 bottles of wine a day after claiming this is the normal amount of alchol people drink. He has in fact claimed he will double the intake to prove he isnt alcoholic. LSTD - "ii aaam no drunk, i like beer it tastes nicey. (falls over) im ok i trapped over my bag (laughs stupidly). I wash i hard some chips. I like fred." What can you say to LSTD to help him?
continue this and you will end up selling lamela in a drunken stuper

8. Lubo and LRF went line dancing recently in order to sort out their differences. However when they came back they were arguing after LRF claimed Lubo tried to still his partner. Lubo claimed LRF was poking fun at him. In other news what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich City Centre?
safety first

9. Fan has been omitted into a mental home recently after stress built up. Fan currently cant stand the fact people have been critical of his team and therefore cant take it anymore. Only the other week Fan was seen eating his own excrement. Has fan taken the criticism too hard?
jealousy is bad, and ill eat my own sheite if i don't finish top 4 at least

10. Compare each manager to a soap opera. (Can be a foreign one too)

don't watch soaps

11. Where's my Simpsons question?

Straight knockout 2 legs all the way to final

1. Both the Manchester clubs are top of the league with 12 points, 5 clear of 3rd. What does this mean for the league. Do these 2 teams have a chance of winning the league and who will stop their winning runs?

It's a new era Haha just joking, Arsenal will win the league again this season

2. Chelsea won the European Super Cup on penalties recently which is now added to Fans collection. Fan has won the Champions League, the charity shield and the european super cup while being in charge. Is fan the greatest manager in LSTD league history?

No chance. I am

3. Robin Van Persie and Luis Suarez have started strongly this season and both are well ahead in the goal scoring charts. Are these two the most likely winners? Who will join them in the battle?

Possibly although Ronaldo has big chance despite a poor start to the season.

4. How do you think the bottom 8 and top 8 cups should be run? A straight knock out with 1 leg (2 legs in semis), straight knockout with 2 legs in each round bar the final or a group stage with 2 groups. top 2 to go through to a 2 legged semi final.

I think it should be decided by a vote.

5. Do you agree with the transfer window operating in this league?

Yes, what's wrong with it.

6. Teixeira has been given washing up duty by fan as punishment for his sending off. However Teixeira claims there is too much favouritism in the chelsea squad. He claims that if Vidal had got sent off Fan wouldnt have punished him.

Teixeira had this to say "I was in the dressing room the other week and the attackers were being punished for not coming back to help defend. I admit i should have came back but then you look at Vidal. He is meant to be defending as that is his job. Yet in that situation he stayed further up the pitch and didnt go back to help either. However we were all shouted at and told Vidal was the only one who tried. I dont think fan recognizes his own players as me and Neymar both saw Vidal further up the pitch refusing to help. So if fan can defend him here he would probably defend him if he got sent off, unlike my harsh treatment."

What have you got to say on this matter?

He's sh!.t anyway so shouldn't be anywhere near a club like Chelsea.

7. LSTD has been to the doctors lately after being told by his staff that he has turned into an alcoholic. LSTD has refused to stop drinking his 30 shots of vodka, 12 pints of lager, 17 pints of cider and 2 bottles of wine a day after claiming this is the normal amount of alchol people drink. He has in fact claimed he will double the intake to prove he isnt alcoholic. LSTD - "ii aaam no drunk, i like beer it tastes nicey. (falls over) im ok i trapped over my bag (laughs stupidly). I wash i hard some chips. I like fred." What can you say to LSTD to help him?

Drink Coke, if not then drink Dr Pepper.

8. Lubo and LRF went line dancing recently in order to sort out their differences. However when they came back they were arguing after LRF claimed Lubo tried to still his partner. Lubo claimed LRF was poking fun at him. In other news what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich City Centre?

L&L

9. Fan has been omitted into a mental home recently after stress built up. Fan currently cant stand the fact people have been critical of his team and therefore cant take it anymore. Only the other week Fan was seen eating his own excrement. Has fan taken the criticism too hard?

Looks like it's working

10. Compare each manager to a soap opera. (Can be a foreign one too)

What I will say is that no one wants their 1m this week

1. Both the Manchester clubs are top of the league with 12 points, 5 clear of 3rd. What does this mean for the league. Do these 2 teams have a chance of winning the league and who will stop their winning runs?

yes, nobody

2. Chelsea won the European Super Cup on penalties recently which is now added to Fans collection. Fan has won the Champions League, the charity shield and the european super cup while being in charge. Is fan the greatest manager in LSTD league history?

yes

3. Robin Van Persie and Luis Suarez have started strongly this season and both are well ahead in the goal scoring charts. Are these two the most likely winners? Who will join them in the battle?

whoever gets injured less.

4. How do you think the bottom 8 and top 8 cups should be run? A straight knock out with 1 leg (2 legs in semis), straight knockout with 2 legs in each round bar the final or a group stage with 2 groups. top 2 to go through to a 2 legged semi final.

let willy do his magic

5. Do you agree with the transfer window operating in this league?

yes

6. Teixeira has been given washing up duty by fan as punishment for his sending off. However Teixeira claims there is too much favouritism in the chelsea squad. He claims that if Vidal had got sent off Fan wouldnt have punished him.

Teixeira had this to say "I was in the dressing room the other week and the attackers were being punished for not coming back to help defend. I admit i should have came back but then you look at Vidal. He is meant to be defending as that is his job. Yet in that situation he stayed further up the pitch and didnt go back to help either. However we were all shouted at and told Vidal was the only one who tried. I dont think fan recognizes his own players as me and Neymar both saw Vidal further up the pitch refusing to help. So if fan can defend him here he would probably defend him if he got sent off, unlike my harsh treatment."

What have you got to say on this matter?

not my business

7. LSTD has been to the doctors lately after being told by his staff that he has turned into an alcoholic. LSTD has refused to stop drinking his 30 shots of vodka, 12 pints of lager, 17 pints of cider and 2 bottles of wine a day after claiming this is the normal amount of alchol people drink. He has in fact claimed he will double the intake to prove he isnt alcoholic. LSTD - "ii aaam no drunk, i like beer it tastes nicey. (falls over) im ok i trapped over my bag (laughs stupidly). I wash i hard some chips. I like fred." What can you say to LSTD to help him?

lord have mercy

8. Lubo and LRF went line dancing recently in order to sort out their differences. However when they came back they were arguing after LRF claimed Lubo tried to still his partner. Lubo claimed LRF was poking fun at him. In other news what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich City Centre?

waste of space

9. Fan has been omitted into a mental home recently after stress built up. Fan currently cant stand the fact people have been critical of his team and therefore cant take it anymore. Only the other week Fan was seen eating his own excrement. Has fan taken the criticism too hard?

clearly not hard enough

10. Compare each manager to a soap opera. (Can be a foreign one too)

lol

1. Now that the league has got going what teams have impressed you and what teams did you expect to do better?

2. Birmingham and Portsmouth are the only teams unbeaten. Why do you think they have done so well not to lose a game?

3. Looking at the league table now, has your original predictions for the top 4, title, europa, etc changed?

4. What have you made of your own side? Are you playing as you expected?

5. Which team in the league has the most balanced, dangerous side and why?

6. Willy has recently regenerated into The Doctor after suffering a draw against Villa. This damaged his original persona which forced him to change into his third incarnation. He was originally known as Cesc, then Wilshere/Willy. How much different will his third incarnation The Doctor be?

7. LSTD league members have shamed themselves recently when they disagreed with LRF. This was an argument regarding Asamoah. LRF stated that he normally plays CM and has only played LW twice. While the LSTD league members say differently. Obviously LRF is correct because hes LRF so how can we deal with the shame that members like 21, renegade, etc have brought on the league?

8. Robin recently told his inmates at Arsenal that he plans to ruin the club. Reports from insiders have stated that Robin doesnt care about Arsenal or their fans hes just there for the money. As a result he has been called to a meeting with the owner. Derek Trotter the owner stated that everyones a winner and that this time next year the club would be millionaires. How did Robin convince Derek Trotter to keep him at the club?

9. Lubo and Ludy were caught having a cat fight at Yeovil's main library on Tuesday afternoon after Lubo pused Ludy down the stairs. It is thought that Lubo is still bitter about not getting the Villa job. What would you say to Lubo to calm him down?

10. Compare each league member with a simpsons character.

1. Now that the league has got going what teams have impressed you and what teams did you expect to do better?

So far United have really impressed as have Portsmouth. I expected United to challenge for the top 4 but it looks as if they can win the title. I thought portsmouth wouldnt be in the hunt for 4th but would be around the europa spot. they have been unbeaten which is an amazing achievement so far.

Aston Villa really need to get their gears going

2. Birmingham and Portsmouth are the only teams unbeaten. Why do you think they have done so well not to lose a game?

Simple they are well balanced teams. They are arguably the most balanced teams in the league. results show that.

3. Looking at the league table now, has your original predictions for the top 4, title, europa, etc changed?

I think Arsenal, Chelsea, Brum and United will get top 4 with Arsenal winning the title. City, Liverpool, Pompey and Newcastle will get Europa.

4. What have you made of your own side? Are you playing as you expected?

Despite being unbeaten i thought we'd do a little better. we seem to do well vs the top sides but struggle vs teams we should beat.

5. Which team in the league has the most balanced, dangerous side and why?

Portsmouth. They are young but also full of experience. they'll be dangerous

6. Willy has recently regenerated into The Doctor after suffering a draw against Villa. This damaged his original persona which forced him to change into his third incarnation. He was originally known as Cesc, then Wilshere/Willy. How much different will his third incarnation The Doctor be?

What i did, i did without choice. In the name of peace and sanity

7. LSTD league members have shamed themselves recently when they disagreed with LRF. This was an argument regarding Asamoah. LRF stated that he normally plays CM and has only played LW twice. While the LSTD league members say differently. Obviously LRF is correct because hes LRF so how can we deal with the shame that members like 21, renegade, etc have brought on the league?

Dont ever question LRF

8. Robin recently told his inmates at Arsenal that he plans to ruin the club. Reports from insiders have stated that Robin doesnt care about Arsenal or their fans hes just there for the money. As a result he has been called to a meeting with the owner. Derek Trotter the owner stated that everyones a winner and that this time next year the club would be millionaires. How did Robin convince Derek Trotter to keep him at the club?

Well Robin has always been a

9. Lubo and Ludy were caught having a cat fight at Yeovil's main library on Tuesday afternoon after Lubo pused Ludy down the stairs. It is thought that Lubo is still bitter about not getting the Villa job. What would you say to Lubo to calm him down?


COME ON LUDY

10. Compare each league member with a simpsons character.

Me = Bart
Ludy = Ralph
Fan = Prinicipal Skinner
LRF = Flanders
LSTD = Homer
21 = Lisa
Di = Marge
Robin = Apu

Each PC will hold 10 questions. Each PC done earns you 1m.

YOU EARN 1M FOR ANSWERING. NOT 2M, NOT 10M AND NOT 100M YOU GET 1 FACKING MILLION OK

Try to reduce the amount of 1 word answers please.

Questions

1. Now that the league has got going what teams have impressed you and what teams did you expect to do better?

Surprised were doing as well as we are tbh, played some difficult teams, however I think we can do better

Everton for both

2. Birmingham and Portsmouth are the only teams unbeaten. Why do you think they have done so well not to lose a game?

They both have top, settled managers in Willy and 21 and I think that helps

3. Looking at the league table now, has your original predictions for the top 4, title, europa, etc changed?

I didn't make any predictions at the start but I'm tipping 21 for a good season

4. What have you made of your own side? Are you playing as you expected?

I answered this question earlier, I think we can progress further

5. Which team in the league has the most balanced, dangerous side and why?

Portsmouth combine good players with top youngsters, Villa are also a team to look out for

6. Willy has recently regenerated into The Doctor after suffering a draw against Villa. This damaged his original persona which forced him to change into his third incarnation. He was originally known as Cesc, then Wilshere/Willy. How much different will his third incarnation The Doctor be?

Not different at all, he's still a

7. LSTD league members have shamed themselves recently when they disagreed with LRF. This was an argument regarding Asamoah. LRF stated that he normally plays CM and has only played LW twice. While the LSTD league members say differently. Obviously LRF is correct because hes LRF so how can we deal with the shame that members like 21, renegade, etc have brought on the league?

I think as punishment they should be banished from this league to manage in Leffys.

8. Robin recently told his inmates at Arsenal that he plans to ruin the club. Reports from insiders have stated that Robin doesnt care about Arsenal or their fans hes just there for the money. As a result he has been called to a meeting with the owner. Derek Trotter the owner stated that everyones a winner and that this time next year the club would be millionaires. How did Robin convince Derek Trotter to keep him at the club?

I'm not saying anything but I'm sure some meat and vegetables came in somewhere

9. Lubo and Ludy were caught having a cat fight at Yeovil's main library on Tuesday afternoon after Lubo pused Ludy down the stairs. It is thought that Lubo is still bitter about not getting the Villa job. What would you say to Lubo to calm him down?

I can't believe I didn't get the job

10. Compare each league member with a simpsons character.

LSTD = Mr Burns
Fan = Waylon Smithers
Willy = Bart Simpson
Welshy = Milhouse Van Houten
21 = Principal Skinner
Robin = Selma
Renegade = Patty
Tranq = Otto

1. Now that the league has got going what teams have impressed you and what teams did you expect to do better?

dunno really, not been involved long enough to judge properly, but the teams at the top of the league have usually been the most impressive

2. Birmingham and Portsmouth are the only teams unbeaten. Why do you think they have done so well not to lose a game?

organisation, good tactics and quality, not much else to it tbh

3. Looking at the league table now, has your original predictions for the top 4, title, europa, etc changed?

they havent, i didnt make any

4. What have you made of your own side? Are you playing as you expected?

dunno yet, i havent played a game, the quality looks to be good, and hopefully we can add a few names before the first game

5. Which team in the league has the most balanced, dangerous side and why?

Portsmouth look to have a great side, with pace and quality throughout N21 has built a great side

6. Willy has recently regenerated into The Doctor after suffering a draw against Villa. This damaged his original persona which forced him to change into his third incarnation. He was originally known as Cesc, then Wilshere/Willy. How much different will his third incarnation The Doctor be?

he'll probably be the same as before tbh

7. LSTD league members have shamed themselves recently when they disagreed with LRF. This was an argument regarding Asamoah. LRF stated that he normally plays CM and has only played LW twice. While the LSTD league members say differently. Obviously LRF is correct because hes LRF so how can we deal with the shame that members like 21, renegade, etc have brought on the league?

id punish them with monetary fines all payable to wolves fc

8. Robin recently told his inmates at Arsenal that he plans to ruin the club. Reports from insiders have stated that Robin doesnt care about Arsenal or their fans hes just there for the money. As a result he has been called to a meeting with the owner. Derek Trotter the owner stated that everyones a winner and that this time next year the club would be millionaires. How did Robin convince Derek Trotter to keep him at the club?

dunno, but there seemed to be a milky liquid running down robin's chin when i saw him coming out of Derek's office

9. Lubo and Ludy were caught having a cat fight at Yeovil's main library on Tuesday afternoon after Lubo pused Ludy down the stairs. It is thought that Lubo is still bitter about not getting the Villa job. What would you say to Lubo to calm him down?

nothing, i love seeing him angry, it amuses me

10. Compare each league member with a simpsons character.

LSTD= Mr Burns (the boss)
Fan = Comic Book Guy
Wilshere= Milhouse
Welshy = Nelson
21 = Arti Ziff
Robin= Proff Frink
Renegade = Fat Tony
Tranq= Moe Syzlak
Ludy = Akira

1. Now that the league has got going what teams have impressed you and what teams did you expect to do better?

- United have set off at a rapid pace whilst Arsenal despite hard fixtures would have expected to have done better, they'll have another loss to their name this week too.

2. Birmingham and Portsmouth are the only teams unbeaten. Why do you think they have done so well not to lose a game?

- One of their managers does results a lot and the other gives the person doing results a blowie.

3. Looking at the league table now, has your original predictions for the top 4, title, europa, etc changed?

- No.

4. What have you made of your own side? Are you playing as you expected?

- Started slow but improving and playing well now, we expect to keep it up.

5. Which team in the league has the most balanced, dangerous side and why?

- Me because I'm in charge

6. Willy has recently regenerated into The Doctor after suffering a draw against Villa. This damaged his original persona which forced him to change into his third incarnation. He was originally known as Cesc, then Wilshere/Willy. How much different will his third incarnation The Doctor be?

- for once the curtains are wide open and the possibilities endless.

7. LSTD league members have shamed themselves recently when they disagreed with LRF. This was an argument regarding Asamoah. LRF stated that he normally plays CM and has only played LW twice. While the LSTD league members say differently. Obviously LRF is correct because hes LRF so how can we deal with the shame that members like 21, renegade, etc have brought on the league?

- Stone them all.

8. Robin recently told his inmates at Arsenal that he plans to ruin the club. Reports from insiders have stated that Robin doesnt care about Arsenal or their fans hes just there for the money. As a result he has been called to a meeting with the owner. Derek Trotter the owner stated that everyones a winner and that this time next year the club would be millionaires. How did Robin convince Derek Trotter to keep him at the club?

- another one who gives out blowies willy nilly.

9. Lubo and Ludy were caught having a cat fight at Yeovil's main library on Tuesday afternoon after Lubo pused Ludy down the stairs. It is thought that Lubo is still bitter about not getting the Villa job. What would you say to Lubo to calm him down?

- YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE

10. Compare each league member with a simpsons character.

Fan = Mr Skinner
Wilshere = Homer
N21 = Lisa
Robin = Maggie
Renegade = Bart

1. Now that the league has got going what teams have impressed you and what teams did you expect to do better?

the team at the top of the table has impressed me. i think that villa need to do better, no idea why i can't pick up points.

2. Birmingham and Portsmouth are the only teams unbeaten. Why do you think they have done so well not to lose a game?

very well organised teams. also the willy factor.

3. Looking at the league table now, has your original predictions for the top 4, title, europa, etc changed?

yes, i'm dropping out of the top 6

4. What have you made of your own side? Are you playing as you expected?

i can't pick up points ffs. i think my side is okay but i can only really aim for the top in about 2 years time with the squad i've half-built.

5. Which team in the league has the most balanced, dangerous side and why?

portsmouth, the dortmund connection is dangerous enough

6. Willy has recently regenerated into The Doctor after suffering a draw against Villa. This damaged his original persona which forced him to change into his third incarnation. He was originally known as Cesc, then Wilshere/Willy. How much different will his third incarnation The Doctor be?

still a wonderful lad

7. LSTD league members have shamed themselves recently when they disagreed with LRF. This was an argument regarding Asamoah. LRF stated that he normally plays CM and has only played LW twice. While the LSTD league members say differently. Obviously LRF is correct because hes LRF so how can we deal with the shame that members like 21, renegade, etc have brought on the league?

never question lrf

8. Robin recently told his inmates at Arsenal that he plans to ruin the club. Reports from insiders have stated that Robin doesnt care about Arsenal or their fans hes just there for the money. As a result he has been called to a meeting with the owner. Derek Trotter the owner stated that everyones a winner and that this time next year the club would be millionaires. How did Robin convince Derek Trotter to keep him at the club?

make sure you come out of derek's office properly dressed next time robin

9. Lubo and Ludy were caught having a cat fight at Yeovil's main library on Tuesday afternoon after Lubo pused Ludy down the stairs. It is thought that Lubo is still bitter about not getting the Villa job. What would you say to Lubo to calm him down?

nothing, love seeing him throw a fit

10. Compare each league member with a simpsons character.

don't watch simpsons

1. Now that the league has got going what teams have impressed you and what teams did you expect to do better?

Manchester United, expected City to do a bit better

2. Birmingham and Portsmouth are the only teams unbeaten. Why do you think they have done so well not to lose a game?

Because they write essays of tactics

3. Looking at the league table now, has your original predictions for the top 4, title, europa, etc changed?

No too early yet

4. What have you made of your own side? Are you playing as you expected?

No, dropping too many points

5. Which team in the league has the most balanced, dangerous side and why?

Arsenal dunno why

6. Willy has recently regenerated into The Doctor after suffering a draw against Villa. This damaged his original persona which forced him to change into his third incarnation. He was originally known as Cesc, then Wilshere/Willy. How much different will his third incarnation The Doctor be?

it's a g@y nametbh

7. LSTD league members have shamed themselves recently when they disagreed with LRF. This was an argument regarding Asamoah. LRF stated that he normally plays CM and has only played LW twice. While the LSTD league members say differently. Obviously LRF is correct because hes LRF so how can we deal with the shame that members like 21, renegade, etc have brought on the league?

They should run around naked for 10mins

8. Robin recently told his inmates at Arsenal that he plans to ruin the club. Reports from insiders have stated that Robin doesnt care about Arsenal or their fans hes just there for the money. As a result he has been called to a meeting with the owner. Derek Trotter the owner stated that everyones a winner and that this time next year the club would be millionaires. How did Robin convince Derek Trotter to keep him at the club?



9. Lubo and Ludy were caught having a cat fight at Yeovil's main library on Tuesday afternoon after Lubo pused Ludy down the stairs. It is thought that Lubo is still bitter about not getting the Villa job. What would you say to Lubo to calm him down?

Hand in tactics

10. Compare each league member with a simpsons character.

Marge simpson = wily

1. Merry Christmas. What are your wishes for christmas and what would you give to your fellow league members?

2. How was your christmas party with your team? What did you do?

3. Who has been the best manager in 2013?

4. What is your personal new years resolution and what is the new years resolution for your team?

5. How would you rate 2013 for your team? (If at a different team at the start you can talk about them)

6. WILLY WATCH!. LSTD went christmas shopping the other day and he claims to have seen Willy working as Santa Claus in his local shopping centre. Who knows what kind of chit Willy has got himself into financially but it cant be good if hes going for those types of jobs. LSTD says Willy gave him 3 points but LSTD managed to lose it last weekend. How can you help LSTD keep his 3 points and what would you want from Willy?

7. Both Lubo and Welshy have set up a new years eve party. It means there is a clash of parties. With most opting for Welshys party, where will you go?

8. Birmingham lost their first game of the league season last weekend. How should we congratulate Fan for finally getting the correct result?

9. Match Fixing has made its way to LSTDs league with Renegade caught on camera discussing what the scores will be for the weekends scores. When we compared his predictions to the actual scores he got them all correct without a single mistake. It is thought hes doing this for free to rebel against the red card system (despite it changing). What would want in return for match fixing results?

10. Compare each manager with a christmas carol.

1. Merry Christmas. What are your wishes for christmas and what would you give to your fellow league members?

I want everyone to be happy and hope the rest of my fellow managers get disintry

2. How was your christmas party with your team? What did you do?

Not been out yet, we are professional and will wait till after the last game before the break


3. Who has been the best manager in 2013?
Me

4. What is your personal new years resolution and what is the new years resolution for your team?

To be more ruthless when dealing with other players and there offers, news years resolution, to get a feckin right winger

5. How would you rate 2013 for your team? (If at a different team at the start you can talk about them)

2013 was a great year, narrowly missing out on the league but the CL victory more than made up for that, plus my boy Arturo being voted the best player in the league quietly gave me an erection

6. WILLY WATCH!. LSTD went christmas shopping the other day and he claims to have seen Willy working as Santa Claus in his local shopping centre. Who knows what kind of chit Willy has got himself into financially but it cant be good if hes going for those types of jobs. LSTD says Willy gave him 3 points but LSTD managed to lose it last weekend. How can you help LSTD keep his 3 points and what would you want from Willy?

Personally I wouldnt want a will anywhere near me

7. Both Lubo and Welshy have set up a new years eve party. It means there is a clash of parties. With most opting for Welshys party, where will you go?

My own, but we may gate crash Welshys

8. Birmingham lost their first game of the league season last weekend. How should we congratulate Fan for finally getting the correct result?

As I say, Fan is da Man

9. Match Fixing has made its way to LSTDs league with Renegade caught on camera discussing what the scores will be for the weekends scores. When we compared his predictions to the actual scores he got them all correct without a single mistake. It is thought hes doing this for free to rebel against the red card system (despite it changing). What would want in return for match fixing results?

Red card every week for Man Utd

10. Compare each manager with a christmas carol.

Nope dont know enough

1. Merry Christmas. What are your wishes for christmas and what would you give to your fellow league members?

A bottle of the finest jakey juice, Buckfast

2. How was your christmas party with your team? What did you do?

Twerking with Bono.

3. Who has been the best manager in 2013?

David Moyes or LRF

4. What is your personal new years resolution and what is the new years resolution for your team?

To be more argumentative.

5. How would you rate 2013 for your team? (If at a different team at the start you can talk about them)

Like the evolution of Charmander to Charizard.

6. WILLY WATCH!. LSTD went christmas shopping the other day and he claims to have seen Willy working as Santa Claus in his local shopping centre. Who knows what kind of chit Willy has got himself into financially but it cant be good if hes going for those types of jobs. LSTD says Willy gave him 3 points but LSTD managed to lose it last weekend. How can you help LSTD keep his 3 points and what would you want from Willy?

There are four stages of Santa Claus for everyone: 1 You believe in Santa ; 2 You don’t believe ; 3 You are Santa ; 4 You look like Santa. Willy has just obviously skipped a step.

7. Both Lubo and Welshy have set up a new years eve party. It means there is a clash of parties. With most opting for Welshys party, where will you go?

Luna Lovegood's party at Hogwarts

8. Birmingham lost their first game of the league season last weekend. How should we congratulate Fan for finally getting the correct result?

I prefer my sandwiches cut in triangles.

9. Match Fixing has made its way to LSTDs league with Renegade caught on camera discussing what the scores will be for the weekends scores. When we compared his predictions to the actual scores he got them all correct without a single mistake. It is thought hes doing this for free to rebel against the red card system (despite it changing). What would want in return for match fixing results?

Forecast for today? Unproductive with a chance of dicking around.

10. Compare each manager with a christmas carol.

They obviously don't do Xmas carols in Scotland

1. Merry Christmas. What are your wishes for christmas and what would you give to your fellow league members?

Loan me more top players please

2. How was your christmas party with your team? What did you do?

White Xmas at Nigella's

3. Who has been the best manager in 2013?

The match-fixer who is top of the table

4. What is your personal new years resolution and what is the new years resolution for your team?

Me: Swear less at my players
Players: To get their fecking minds on the game the silly twets

5. How would you rate 2013 for your team? (If at a different team at the start you can talk about them)

Joined a side which has average players but they are working well as a team and will get better now

6. WILLY WATCH!. LSTD went christmas shopping the other day and he claims to have seen Willy working as Santa Claus in his local shopping centre. Who knows what kind of chit Willy has got himself into financially but it cant be good if hes going for those types of jobs. LSTD says Willy gave him 3 points but LSTD managed to lose it last weekend. How can you help LSTD keep his 3 points and what would you want from Willy?

another Hitler video

7. Both Lubo and Welshy have set up a new years eve party. It means there is a clash of parties. With most opting for Welshys party, where will you go?

Milan. I heard Belusconi is back. You know what that means...bung bunga party!

8. Birmingham lost their first game of the league season last weekend. How should we congratulate Fan for finally getting the correct result?

Fan-tastic

9. Match Fixing has made its way to LSTDs league with Renegade caught on camera discussing what the scores will be for the weekends scores. When we compared his predictions to the actual scores he got them all correct without a single mistake. It is thought hes doing this for free to rebel against the red card system (despite it changing). What would want in return for match fixing results?

Their best player put in auction

10. Compare each manager with a christmas carol.

Give me my 1m now

1. Who would you rate as the top 3 managers in the league?

2. Recently some managers have failed to hand in tactics, therefore we feel maybe we could add a few more features next season to keep up the interest. Is there any ideas of what could be added/changed to this league?

3. What sides have improved the most so far this season?

4. Look at the table http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/219852

Is City out of the title race?

5. Should the league lose 2 more teams next season?

1. Who would you rate as the top 3 managers in the league?
Renegade has done a sterling job improving man Utd this last few weeks
Rooney if he came on more
Willy/lstd/tranq

2. Recently some managers have failed to hand in tactics, therefore we feel maybe we could add a few more features next season to keep up the interest. Is there any ideas of what could be added/changed to this league?
win bonuses possibly?

3. What sides have improved the most so far this season?
Man Utd, Everton

4. Look at the table http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/219852

Is City out of the title race?
not yet but maybe this weekend they will be

5. Should the league lose 2 more teams next season
don't think so, still alot of interst and hopefully sone more players available in the summer

1. Who would you rate as the top 3 managers in the league?
Rooney
Fan
Rof

2. Recently some managers have failed to hand in tactics, therefore we feel maybe we could add a few more features next season to keep up the interest. Is there any ideas of what could be added/changed to this league?

not sure really, maybe add a midweek competition where players get to take away 1 week of an injury

3. What sides have improved the most so far this season?
Pompey, united and liverpool are closer to pushing the top 4 than they were last year

4. Look at the table http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/219852

Is City out of the title race?

not quite, they are only 7 points away and things can turn around quickly

5. Should the league lose 2 more teams next season?
that will probably need to be looked at closer to the end of the season

1. Who would you rate as the top 3 managers in the league?

N21, Robin and Ludy

2. Recently some managers have failed to hand in tactics, therefore we feel maybe we could add a few more features next season to keep up the interest. Is there any ideas of what could be added/changed to this league?

not sure tbh, im quite new to the league so not really my place to say how it should be run

3. What sides have improved the most so far this season?

tbh i think over the last 6 or 7 weeks my own team Wolves have really showed some good form, hopefully that continues over the next 11 games and we can maybe finish in the top 8


4. Look at the table http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/219852

Is City out of the title race?

i think so, they would probably have a chance if it was only 1 or 2 teams in front of them then maybe, but too many teams in front of them to overhaul

5. Should the league lose 2 more teams next season?

too early to say IMO