wtf how did that happen?

btw you've filtered tbok??? wtf sann?

aghh, don't ask.

ive been meaning to get to the barbers for about 3 weeks. i just have never seen one since ive been here.

ive searched for a barbers a few times and today i decided i had to get my haircut, so i printed off this map to a barbers in town and left work a bit early.

place was supposed to be open til 7, and i got there about half 6. as with a lot of places on the island, although the place itself is fine (ive seen this with a curry house as well), it's stuck 2 or 3 flight up inside some wreck of a building.

so anyway, i was smirking away to myself about finding a barber stuck in this place, and i found the door upstairs and went in, and there were 2 people cutting hair, noone waiting, and this woman (yes, a woman barber ), says "have you got an appointment ?". i should have just turned and walked out, but i said "no". so she says, i'm sorry we're fully booked". i thought about saying something, but just turned and walked out (left the door open ).

anyway, i was walking down the road and i went pasy a hair salon, so i thought i'd have to go there. went upstairs and asked if they did haircuts, and after asking about 4 times they said yes. next thing i know im sat down with a magazine shoved in front of me and a towel on my head. anyway, cut a long story short, after theyve given me a shampoo (only asked for a cut) this fella comes up looking like he's some sort of fashion addict or something, and asks when i want. so i say "grade 3 at the back and sides, quite short on top". i knew there was going to be trouble right away to be honest, because instead of getting on with it he stood there looking at my head and had an expression like he was trying to work something out. anyway, i just shut my eyes and let him cut away. next thing i know he says he's finished. he shows me the back and it's not how i normally have it, but not the end of the world. then he shows me the sides. fack me. he's given me a tapered grade 1 around my ears. it looks like all my hair has fallen out for about 2 inches round the side of my head. so i tell him "you know i normally pay £5 for a haircut, and that is the worst haircut ive had in my facking life"......

part 2 coming up

Hi JPB

oh i tell you the other thing. as he showed me the sides, do you know what the caant said ? "maybe next time, we do different grade" !!!!!


yeah, how about the fackin grade i ask for


so anyway, i got back to the hotel and had a look at it, and not only had he put 10 years on me from the side, but the top was almost exactly like it was before i went in.

all i could think of was that it looked like something out of forest gump or something. so i got changed and fackin ran back there, went upstairs and just starting shouting at the caaants. said id asked for a grade 3 on the sides, short on top and he'd left the top the same and given me a grade 1 at the sides. the guy on the counter initially said that i hadnt had my hair cut there. then someone came running over and said i did. so i said i wanted it sorted. basically just said it was the worst haircut ive ever seen in my life. so everyone starts running round the place, and before long the lad who did it shows up sweating like he's just jumped out of the sauna. so i sat down and he asked what i wanted him to do. so i said "well ideally, i'd like you to put the hair back on the side of my head that you decided to take off", he said he couldnt do that. so i said, well the other thing i asked you to do, apart from giving me a grade 3 at the back and sides was to cut the top short, and it looks to me like it's about the same length as when i came in.

so he starts cutting away. his colleagues were still all running about the place, and walked past giving him moody looks

anyway, so he cut it shorter on the top, and i said thanks and walked out.

i cant see him sticking it there long tbh.

so i got changed and fackin ran back there, went upstairs and just starting shouting at the caaants

fack me theres nothing at all odd about this behaviour

ok, i didnt "run" as such, u marched purposefully, not knowing what time they shut. i bounded up the stairs, and spoke loudly to the people behind the desk.

the other customers were on my side

i can understand how i might look a bit unreasonable there reading that back, but you dont expect to come out of the hairdressers looking like i did.

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jesus i'd forgotten how bad it was.

it looks a bit like this guy's got :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/101254505@N07/10961754673/in/photostream/

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so i got changed and fackin ran back there, went upstairs and just starting shouting at the caaants
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How did your hammies cope mate?

standing's what sets them off. running was less of a problem than walking.

I also have to say that the photo ^ makes it look like you are going bald in reverse, the hairdresser did a bad job. Maybe though you wanted one of those fuse cuts.

mmm. kind of agree. asked the guy for grade 3 and short on top.

"my new company just emailed me,"

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can anyone remember which numbers I am ?

Galv

thudd trying to talk about cricket

i've decided that i might have overreacted a bit last night. doesnt look took bad

still. i had a point.

Fell asleep and didn't even see a ball bowled
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