Name - Earl
Age - dunno, life's too long
Job - TV Chef, quiche Lorraine attitude
Location - TudorBethan mansion
Marital status - ****
Kids - Carl Brutus

Real first name
Dan
Age
20
Location
Cardiff
Job
Tax man
Married/Status
None
Kids
Hope not
Hobbies
Rugby

Nigel
45
Shilton Warwickshire
Project Manager
Married
2 Girls 13 and 11
Play cricket for local team and guitar.

Ben

26

Carlisle

Podiatrist nhs and working in a private physio practice

Engaged

No kids

Hobbies: drawing and cooking

Jay
36
Bewdley
Film maker
Married
No kids
Travel, football, surfing, playing bass, film.

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Real first name - Jay

Age - 22

Location - Clapham, London

Job - QA/Tester/Does fecking everything I'm asked to at a designer fashion company (who sell ridiculously fecking expensive things that no one in their right mind buys)

Married/Status - Single

Kids - None

Hobbies- Reading, football, other sports

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin (U2958)
posted 14 minutes ago
Jay
36
Bewdley
Film maker
Married
No kids
Travel, football, surfing, playing bass, film.
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Slappin da bass

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Real first name Matt

Age 25

Location Wolverhampton (ish)

Job. project manager

Married/Status. In a relationship

Kids. No

Hobbies. Usual. Pub, football, family, friends, getting off my trolley

Holy shít you're 25 I thought you were like, 35 or something!

Poor bloke living near Wolvo though!

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comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 2 minutes ago
Holy shít you're 25I thought you were like, 35 or something!

Poor bloke living near Wolvo though!
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I get that a lot on here, and real life in fact my family refer to me as grandad haha.

My village is nice, and just on the outskirts but there isn't much in Wolverhampton, I spend most of my time in Birmingham.

Wouldn't live there through choice, I'm a Shropshire boy but my partners wolves born and bred.

Shaun

32

Chorley

Sales Manager

Single

See Busbybabes

Tom

20

High Wycombe/ at uni in canterbury

student

GF

Not that I know of......

Football, tennis, cricket, drinking, pretending to studying accounting and finance

Selly Oak represent innit blud

My village is nice, and just on the outskirts but there isn't much in Wolverhampton, I spend most of my time in Birmingham.

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I'm from not too far from Birmingham, spent most of my life in a little town not far from Cannock.

comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 2 minutes ago
My village is nice, and just on the outskirts but there isn't much in Wolverhampton, I spend most of my time in Birmingham.

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I'm from not too far from Birmingham, spent most of my life in a little town not far from Cannock.
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You Cannock be serious.

Woah, I'm not from Cannock and didn't live in Cannock, about 10 miles away or something like that.

Real first name - Mark

Age - 33

Location - Brentwood Essex / Work in London

Job - Exploration Manager Europe Middle East and Africa (Oil and Gas)

Married/Status - Married

Kids - 1 born, 1 on the way

Hobbies - Football, Boxing, Taekwondo, big butts

Yeah I go to Cannock for my cars usually, Birmingham city centre is brilliant for me as it's a 15/20 minute train journey and the last train home is 02:00 on Fridays now

I don't really like the midlands to be honest, I plan to move to Australia with work in the next 2-4 years. Lots of work in IT there right now they are years behind.

Best thing I ever did leaving the Midlands. Could of my mates moved back to the town I was from after uni, now they're stuck in dead end jobs.

Moving to Australia ?

We'll start mourning your tragic early death to a shark/crocodile/spider/snake/jellyfish/emu/kangaroo/dingo

Real first name - Mahmood

Age - 26

Location - Al Madinah, Saudi Arabia

Job - Family business. We sell incensed oil. Ittar perfume. Let me know if you are interested in buying. We have branches in uk

Married/Status - Married

Kids - 2.

Hobbies - Travelling, Driving flashy cars, football

We'll start mourning your tragic early death to a shark/crocodile/spider/snake/jellyfish/emu/kangaroo/dingo



I've spent a year there and it really isn't as bad as made out.



Mahmood what time is it in Saudi?

I've spent a year there and it really isn't as bad as made out.

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Friend of mine found a spider the size of 'a small football' on the lid of the bin. It could have probably eaten him.