Give them Adebayor on loan?
Guaranteed goals. For 2 months anyway.
all ade guarantees is a headache
2003
Suggestion 4. The opponents aren't made aware of the last-minute change of venue. The PL and FA allow the game to go ahead regardless
"poor villa haven't scored a goal since about 2003"
Last time they scored Daniel Levy had hair.
The last time they scored Villa Park used to be a field with jumpers for goalposts.
Last time they scored Steven Seagal made decent films
Dogs used to produce white dog turds the last time they scored.
Widen the goalposts to the corner flags?
Let them have a ball each?
Force the opponents to play like kids playing online fifa who don't want to be in goal or defence?
Somebody should register the charity:
"Let's Help Villa Score"
I think it's a very worthy cause, as an advert you could have some distraught fans explaining how many hours they have sat through without Villa getting a sniff of a goal
Chronic
Are you getting stalked by nwo as well?
yeah mate. NWO pops up everywhere i go talking about homosexuality
Blokes not wired up correctly. He goes onto pub threads, winds people up then moans when people have a go back.
Then the stalking commences.
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posted on 1/2/15
Give them Adebayor on loan?
Guaranteed goals. For 2 months anyway.
posted on 1/2/15
all ade guarantees is a headache
posted on 1/2/15
Lend em the Waterboy
posted on 1/2/15
2003
Suggestion 4. The opponents aren't made aware of the last-minute change of venue. The PL and FA allow the game to go ahead regardless
posted on 1/2/15
"poor villa haven't scored a goal since about 2003"
posted on 1/2/15
Last time they scored Daniel Levy had hair.
posted on 1/2/15
The last time they scored Villa Park used to be a field with jumpers for goalposts.
posted on 1/2/15
Last time they scored Steven Seagal made decent films
posted on 1/2/15
Dogs used to produce white dog turds the last time they scored.
posted on 1/2/15
Widen the goalposts to the corner flags?
posted on 1/2/15
Let them have a ball each?
Force the opponents to play like kids playing online fifa who don't want to be in goal or defence?
posted on 1/2/15
Somebody should register the charity:
"Let's Help Villa Score"
I think it's a very worthy cause, as an advert you could have some distraught fans explaining how many hours they have sat through without Villa getting a sniff of a goal
posted on 24/2/15
Chronic
Are you getting stalked by nwo as well?
posted on 24/2/15
yeah mate. NWO pops up everywhere i go talking about homosexuality
posted on 24/2/15
Blokes not wired up correctly. He goes onto pub threads, winds people up then moans when people have a go back.
Then the stalking commences.
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