comment by Ledders The King - Football Manager Icon (U20121)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 1 minute ago
The ho's loved that shiiiit, I would normally be watching MTV or sports such as NBA or NFL
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That's why you didn't get laid saan

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Saan I nailed more ho's before I was 18 than you've had birthdays

comment by Tu Meke Arsene. (U3732)
posted less than a minute ago
Phoebe would get smashed too tbh
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Yeah straight out the fackin window

I had a girlfriend for 4 years from ages18-22 and only nailed about 10 chicks behind her back during that time so it was a bit of dry period for me

comment by Tu Meke Arsene. (U3732)
posted 2 minutes ago
You'd say no to her? Liar

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Yeah, too tall for me and Fackin annoying

Yeah just checked she's 5,9.

I don't nail anything over 5,7

That's it I'm done chasing 4skin, if he shows his boat I'll apologise for the insults even though I'm not sure what they meant

Before you ask, I typed top Italian insults into google and randomly picked out a few from the list

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comment by The Guvnor (U12889)
posted about 7 hours ago
comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 2 hours, 32 minutes ago
The ho's loved that shiiiit, I would normally be watching MTV or sports such as NBA or NFL
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NBA or NFL ???

Ffs
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Basketball or American football

comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted about 7 hours ago
I warned u I do not appreciate insults n comments about family on a number of occasions

u continued regardless

u mug


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I didn't know what the insults meant, poor excuse but true, however I apologise

Let's move on

comment by The Guvnor (U12889)
posted about 7 hours ago
comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted about 2 hours ago
Yeah just checked she's 5,9.

I don't nail anything over 5,7
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So you go for women 7 inches taller than you?
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Saan I don't nail anything taller than me, I think maybe one or two when I was in high school but that's about it.

Saan how about if they're taller than you when they've got heels on? Say 1 or 2 inches? That's fair game for me

One girl was on the swimming team, half white, half black so had a lovely golden brown colour skin.
She was about 5,9 but too clingy so she didn't last long

comment by Ledders The King - Football Manager Icon (U20121)
posted about a minute ago
Saan how about if they're taller than you when they've got heels on? Say 1 or 2 inches? That's fair game for me
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Saan I've had the same Mrs for 16 years, don't have to worry about it anymore

My glory days with gashhole were 15 to 25

comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 54 seconds ago
comment by Ledders The King - Football Manager Icon (U20121)
posted about a minute ago
Saan how about if they're taller than you when they've got heels on? Say 1 or 2 inches? That's fair game for me
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Saan I've had the same Mrs for 16 years, don't have to worry about it anymore
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Theoretically you muppet

I was in a club about 6 years ago, saw this absolutely stunning girl. Long brown hair, lovely figure, dress that hugged all the right places.... but she was about 6'0 with heels on

I just had to tell her she was stunning but too tall for me, she said it was a shame because she didn't have an issue with it.... ended up going out with her for 4 months. I was facking punching above my weight

comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 3 minutes ago
My glory days with gashhole were 15 to 25
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Mine were 18 to 25, varying degrees of quality in those years

comment by Ledders The King - Football Manager Icon (U20121)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 54 seconds ago
comment by Ledders The King - Football Manager Icon (U20121)
posted about a minute ago
Saan how about if they're taller than you when they've got heels on? Say 1 or 2 inches? That's fair game for me
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Saan I've had the same Mrs for 16 years, don't have to worry about it anymore
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Theoretically you muppet

I was in a club about 6 years ago, saw this absolutely stunning girl. Long brown hair, lovely figure, dress that hugged all the right places.... but she was about 6'0 with heels on

I just had to tell her she was stunning but too tall for me, she said it was a shame because she didn't have an issue with it.... ended up going out with her for 4 months. I was facking punching above my weight

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You'd be punching above ur weight with slough from the goonies ffs

comment by Ledders The King - Football Manager Icon (U20121)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 3 minutes ago
My glory days with gashhole were 15 to 25
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Mine were 18 to 25, varying degrees of quality in those years

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Mine was mixed, had quite a few different cheerleaders from 4 high schools and mostly just fit birds, although sometimes I did help a mate get laid by doubling up on a date and doing his dates mate.
But they were always ok but not necessarily what I would have chosen

comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Ledders The King - Football Manager Icon (U20121)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 54 seconds ago
comment by Ledders The King - Football Manager Icon (U20121)
posted about a minute ago
Saan how about if they're taller than you when they've got heels on? Say 1 or 2 inches? That's fair game for me
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Saan I've had the same Mrs for 16 years, don't have to worry about it anymore
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Theoretically you muppet

I was in a club about 6 years ago, saw this absolutely stunning girl. Long brown hair, lovely figure, dress that hugged all the right places.... but she was about 6'0 with heels on

I just had to tell her she was stunning but too tall for me, she said it was a shame because she didn't have an issue with it.... ended up going out with her for 4 months. I was facking punching above my weight

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You'd be punching above ur weight with slough from the goonies ffs
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caaant

comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ledders The King - Football Manager Icon (U20121)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 3 minutes ago
My glory days with gashhole were 15 to 25
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Mine were 18 to 25, varying degrees of quality in those years

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Mine was mixed, had quite a few different cheerleaders from 4 high schools and mostly just fit birds, although sometimes I did help a mate get laid by doubling up on a date and doing his dates mate.
But they were always ok but not necessarily what I would have chosen
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Yeah saan had to play wingman at various times! My parents always go on holiday for about a month each year and which left me home alone so the boys knew they could bring the gashhole around.... as long as there was some for me