Haak lets go for it!

Fire away

1. man Yaya has exited the building for your side. Do you regret selling him?

1. Yaya

I do and I don't, Di - he was my top scorer in both seasons, so I'm aware I've lost a big player, but I'm happy to get 100% TM value for him since his value is only going to drop due to his age.

I wish him well and I'm sure he'll do a sterling job for Marky, but I'm happy to look forward and evolve a new, more expansive style of play for next season that relies less on my midfield being a battering ram

Plus I'm glad to pass on responsibility for Yaya's birthday cake bills

2. You won division 2 last season. But looking back on it do you feel you should have won more games with the squad you have?

2. Very pleased to win the league, although I do agree that I ought to have won more games. I was unbeaten at home but picked up 5 draws and just 2 wins - we definitely have to improve on that for next season. We could've wrapped up the title far sooner if we'd turned a couple of those draws into wins

3. The Merger cup is just around the corner. Are you confident you and your partner can win it?

3. Fartport are looking pretty strong, although it's going to be a challenge to balance shoe-horning in all our star attacking players against keeping a strong defence. I rate our chances as high as anyone, just got to make sure I keep Park's tactical input as limited as possible

4. The DLFA are looking at bringing goal line technology into the league. Is this something you would agree too?

4. Abso-blinkin'-lutely. The standard of refereeing has been appalling in the league for far too long - in fact, I don't think a single player has been sent off for 2 seasons now, and I'm sure some of them deserved to be. And somehow I got sent off during the last game of the season for being too "wound up." Video replays would've sorted all that out.

Last question gone quick!

5. Leiva recently said he didn't want you to do his results anymore. Did you take this as a tongue in cheek attitude or feel angered by it?

5. Gone quick - not the first time I've heard that

Leiva can go fist himself, I'm still doing his results. And with comments like that he can rest assured he won't be getting many slots next season

thanks for your time Haak .

Cheers M'Di-er

good work team

Next!

I will if you have time

26 mins for a live PC - that's got to be some sort of record

Damn it, Fan only took 21 mins

Tino always have time for you

1. As back to back champion, you must feel very proud of your achievement?

1. Well ya know I would like to sit here feeling all warm inside, content with my place in the world....but it seems I have two yes two tainted titles...but you know what fúck it..I am smug and content and yes very proud

<RAP storms into the PC shouting about tainted title wins and walkovers before being escorted out>

2. What do you make of the latest rumours linking Ronaldo to your club?