So, Gluteus, if you were worth £100m, you'd only be looking for an investment opportunity with the Reds...Thank gawd for proper fans such as Patrick Cryne.

If I had £100 to spare, I'd buy Barnsley and sell it for scrap.

At least you'd still be in pocket Izzy... more than if you bought those Fowls..

Hey up, Izzy...I notice that the two dee dar footballing "giants" are in action tonight...

Johnstones Paint Trophy...

Are we?...oh...erm, I mean yes, it's a MASSIVE competition full of BIG clubs, can't wait....

With his millions, it looks like Milan Mandaric has boughy a sows ear and is trying to make it into a silk purse...

So, to the question "what shall we talk about?", the answer is "Sheffield Wednesday"....

.....shouldn't you be moaning about Hill or summat?

You brought The Fowls into our debate, izzy.
Now trott on my porkine friend, and let us discuss the article by Moaning Max.

Yes, I see everyone's queuing up to comment....

I'd disappear if I were you cocker following your teams defeat at Bradford in the JPT.

Looks like another year without paint for the Swillsboro stadium...

Glad we're out of it. If we reached the final I wouldn't have gone.

And what are all these pig references? You don't have the right to call me a pig. Only the pigs are allowed to call us pigs.

The Porky references duly come your way, as you refer to us as Dingles, which is more suited to the city of Bradford, near to where it's filmed.
You could say youve beeen turned over by the Dingles again !...

Meggie mucked up again playing wonderkid Obeone.
I bet Meggie is fearing the call to MMs office tomorrow.

It's got nothing to do with geography, Burnley fans are also called dingles. You don't call people cretins because they're from the Dauphine region of the French Alps.....

As for Megson, he should get a pat on the back for getting us out of that stupid competition.

You don't call people cretins because they're from the Dauphine region of the French Alps.....

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Of course not...we reserve it for dee dars...

'Dee Dars'......

Of course, I'm always impressed with the articulation of the Barnsley populance...

Populance????

Yeah! .... 'Populance' ......y'know .....its whats Sheffield is full of .....apathetic, dysfunctional, pestiferous, illiterate, boorish, vacuous, perfidious mutations

Not at all like we sagacious, perceptive, tolerant sybaritic, or perspicuous individuals from up the A61.

Oh no, I appear to have made a spelling mistake! Typical 'dee dar', eh?

I've got a giant populance!

Et tu, Mike?

Shoot that poison arrow......