comment by Be A Grizzly (U2206)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by Martial #9 (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
Oh, it's Robben btw Irish
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KEEP YOUR NAME THE SAME!!!!


bloody whippersnappers.
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The yoof of today eh?

No respect etc etc

I was stood behind an old guy in the queue at Asda a few weeks ago.

He let one rip...big loud flappy fart and had the cheek to turn round and give me the look of death.

Hey thanks U and Martial nice to have some respect from young gobshiites

comment by Maestro. (U8867)
posted 3 minutes ago
I was stood behind an old guy in the queue at Asda a few weeks ago.

He let one rip...big loud flappy fart and had the cheek to turn round and give me the look of death.
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Sorry.

When I was a kid I was stood outside a shop waiting for my mum and I was knocked to the floor by an old codger. I must have been in his path as he was walking and didn't want to deviate.

I had my back to him and as he got close to me he jabbed the back of my left knee with his walking stick causing me to collapse to the floor. He shouted at me to 'get out of the bloody way' as he walked past. The basterd coffin dodger.

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5 s to balance out the bandits

comment by Martial #9 (U1145)

posted 23 minutes ago

Oh, it's Robben btw Irish

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But most people call him Nobben.

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by Martial #9 (U1145)

posted 23 minutes ago

Oh, it's Robben btw Irish

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But most people call him Nobben.

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But most people call me Nobben

70. Old but you all hope to get there.

And unlike the lad outside Tescos in Portsmouth last time I was there , i dont spend ten minutes gobbing and effing and jeffing at his girlfriend/wife.
Didn't check to see if he smelled of parma violets but I have doubts.
I think I smell of baguette and coffee morning.
Sweat or chlorine most afternoons (baths)
Meat and red wine evening.
Woman at night if lucky.

Why do you bath in chlorine? Is it to cover the smell of piiss?

Nah, its to wash off the gobbing that you like to practice.

I don't gob - filthy habit

Good, its mainly the young who do that.
It is a disgusting habit.
It's a pity I won't be around to see you all change your minds about the old, when you get old.

And no dodging those annoying facts, its young men who are the bad and dangerous drivers.
No amount of stories about old geezers in jags will alter that.

The Nissan Micra is the weapon of choice up here.

'weapon of choice'

comment by Be A Grizzly (U2206)
posted 1 hour, 3 minutes ago


Am 47. As in the answer to life, the universe and everything.
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Erm, the answer plus 5.

There are more old guys on here than I thought

comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 24 minutes ago
70. Old but you all hope to get there.

Woman at night if lucky.
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isnt necrophilia illegal where you are

im actually impressed someone of 70

a) lives that long
b) knows how to use the internet
c) can still get a lob on

my Mother in law is 65 and cant use a fecking cash machine

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