Arsenal are going to win the league, Chelsea are going to get relegated.

I will give up on football if this Utd side wins the treble.

Did you have the magic mushroom omelette on your recent trip to the swamp?

Good grief

"expectations of Man Utd 1st in PL and FA Cup winners as well as CL winners."

Perhaps this trumps your recent comment on Luis Suarez not being in the top 100 attackers this century. Fackin clueless mo ng.

Hafi, this is pisspoor even for you and you set the bar very low.

How much pop have you had tonight, hafi？

I quite like it that Hafi comes on here cause he gets less abuse here than on the United board. In a (desperate) endeavour to take his post seriously I'm not so sure that Arsenal will fade this year. I know they always have in the past,but - injuries permitting - they look a bit more solid than in previous years. If they don't finish higher than United I'll eat my socks.

Hafi your predictions are not unrealistic, well apart from United winning the League, the FA cup and the CL that is.

Do you think any City players are good enough to get into United's starting XI?

Phil Baresi would be a shoe in for us.

Kamikaze Blue (U7450)
If we don't finish above this poor Arsenal side then LVG deserves the sack.

Boris Aguero KDB.

Cech saved more shots for Arsenal then Man Utd even faced this season on target

United and Villa will be fighting it out at the 'Bus Of The Year Show' at Earls Court in May.

I think the excitement of actually going to a match at old Trafford has scrambled his circuits.

Boris Man Utd have been very entertaining this year especially in the CL.

I'm not sure 14 sideways and backwards passes followed by a hoof would be very entertaining to me but perhaps that is just me. Builds the stats but, like United, they are completely meaningless.

I fully expect United to win the Nobel Peace Prize as well.

Hopefully Leicester and someone else can keep up the good work and push United out of the CL places into the EL which is much more their level these days.

Quite right Hafi, I wouldn't find space for Silva in that high powered United team either, stick with Elbows, he's the man you need for hoofball.

Hafi

If United are so entertaining, why do the fans keep booing them?

Attack Attack Attack
Hoof Hoof Hoof

Boooo Booooo

Hoofball??

We play about as much hoofball as you guys play defensive football (derby aside) Fellaini hasn't had that much action this year and aside from him none of our attacking players are particularly tall or good at winning the ball in the air, if we'd tried to play hoofball we'd probably be bottom half!!

It isn't defensive football either, we just dominate possession.

Now If you were to comment on the lack of entertainment then I can't really question that.

Hafi very realistic guesses, it will of course be a huge surprise if we don't win the treble, but my personal left of field guess would be 3rd in the league and no trophies. Maybe a semi in the FA cup and Quarters in the CL.

This is our season. We waited long enough Hoofball side had highest pass completion rate % last season. Pretty sure hoofball sides are usually low down in that regard. A team with a shocking defence last season conceded fewest shots. A team that passes it back actually played a lot of games in opposition half as shown in that 6 game winning streak near end of last season we probably averaged 70% territorial possession.

In the CL this season we probably had 80% territorial possession. Its not our fault virtually every team puts 10 man behind the ball against us these days.

bomdia why are we top of the group in CL and thats with us having one of the worst shot conversion rates in the CL this season.

These stats of yours are all very well but it doesn't get away from the fact that as a spectacle many of your performances for a long time have been insipid, dreary, monotonous and longwinded affairs.

Happy to hear criticism lets just keep it accurate!

We have indeed been boring for large parts of the season.

I actually enjoy this football as we control majority of games so it is very unlikely we will even concede so we can't really lose. 1 goal conceded in last 7 games in all competitions. Its just a shame the season we have an amazing defence and midfield and attacking wide players, we don't have any strikers.