UFOs are just as stupid
Aliens fly billions of light years to earth, enters our atmosphere and discovers life, but decides not to land an investigate and instead, opts to fly back billions of light years home.
OR...now this might blow your mind...aliens do not exist
Of all the humans they could anally probe as well, and they pick crop farmers?
The Universe is so large that it's bound to have another planet that is positioned in a way to sustain life.
What I've never understood is the expectations people have of them flying at light speed and shooting lasers. It could quiet possibly be that there is life elsewhere but that humans are the most intelligent of them all.
They could just be microbes or very small plants/ animals, won't really know anything until we drastically develop our technology.
"OR...now this might blow your mind...aliens do not exist"
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Highly unlikely.
I actually know people who truly believe that aliens walk among us (scary). Mind you we do already have one alien in the EPL, if Joleon Lescottt is not a Klingon I will chew all my 6 legs off.
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Of all the humans they could anally probe as well, and they pick crop farmers?
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To be fair, most investment bankers I have met have been out of their skulls and wouldn't know they had been probed anal or otherwise.
Puffin, ever heard of David ike? He believes a lot of the world leaders are reptilians. So they are basically alien like creatures masking themselves off as humans. Totally crazy theories from him but very interesting if you actually read up on it. Although David ike is a bit mad.
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comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 4 minutes ago
Of all the humans they could anally probe as well, and they pick crop farmers?
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To be fair, most investment bankers I have met have been out of their skulls and wouldn't know they had been probed anal or otherwise.
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Yeah but I mean they could try anally probing, for instance, girls?
David Icke used to be a "normal" BBC sports presenter until he went totally loopy
Short back, I know that mate. I said he was mad I'm just saying it's still interesting reading up on it
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I suffer from sleep paralysis. Which basically means you wake up completely unable to move(it happened to me twice this morning). Often but not always this is coupled with hallucinations.. Today for example was crows flying around my bedroom.
However my earliest memories of this condition(aged 5 or 6) were aliens standing over the side of my bed.
As i got older it became the grim reaper or an old witch. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_hag
I suspect this accounts of 99.9% of perceived alien abductions.
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I bet 99.9% people reading this have driven/traveled excessive distances to fornicate a dog
I rest my case
How did you know they were alkiens? Could have been illegal immigrants that your parents had rented your wardrobe to.
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Whatever happened to crop circles? All the rage back in the 90's/00's.
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Whatever happened to crop circles? All the rage back in the 90's/00's.
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Obesity epidemic. Folk are too fat to walk around fields. It's all Photoshop these days.
Feckme admin. Night hags??? Sorry mate
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comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 1 minute ago
Whatever happened to crop circles? All the rage back in the 90's/00's.
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Obesity epidemic. Folk are too fat to walk around fields. It's all Photoshop these days.
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Easier for them to make them though. Just flatten the crops through rolling around on them.
Nothing wrong with a night hag
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posted on 21/12/15
UFOs are just as stupid
Aliens fly billions of light years to earth, enters our atmosphere and discovers life, but decides not to land an investigate and instead, opts to fly back billions of light years home.
OR...now this might blow your mind...aliens do not exist
posted on 21/12/15
Of all the humans they could anally probe as well, and they pick crop farmers?
posted on 21/12/15
The Universe is so large that it's bound to have another planet that is positioned in a way to sustain life.
What I've never understood is the expectations people have of them flying at light speed and shooting lasers. It could quiet possibly be that there is life elsewhere but that humans are the most intelligent of them all.
They could just be microbes or very small plants/ animals, won't really know anything until we drastically develop our technology.
posted on 21/12/15
"OR...now this might blow your mind...aliens do not exist"
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Highly unlikely.
posted on 21/12/15
I actually know people who truly believe that aliens walk among us (scary). Mind you we do already have one alien in the EPL, if Joleon Lescottt is not a Klingon I will chew all my 6 legs off.
posted on 21/12/15
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posted on 21/12/15
comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 4 minutes ago
Of all the humans they could anally probe as well, and they pick crop farmers?
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To be fair, most investment bankers I have met have been out of their skulls and wouldn't know they had been probed anal or otherwise.
posted on 21/12/15
Puffin, ever heard of David ike? He believes a lot of the world leaders are reptilians. So they are basically alien like creatures masking themselves off as humans. Totally crazy theories from him but very interesting if you actually read up on it. Although David ike is a bit mad.
posted on 21/12/15
He's a facking loon Don!
posted on 21/12/15
comment by ShortBack&Sides (U17757)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 4 minutes ago
Of all the humans they could anally probe as well, and they pick crop farmers?
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To be fair, most investment bankers I have met have been out of their skulls and wouldn't know they had been probed anal or otherwise.
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Yeah but I mean they could try anally probing, for instance, girls?
posted on 21/12/15
David Icke used to be a "normal" BBC sports presenter until he went totally loopy
posted on 21/12/15
Short back, I know that mate. I said he was mad I'm just saying it's still interesting reading up on it
posted on 21/12/15
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posted on 21/12/15
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posted on 21/12/15
I suffer from sleep paralysis. Which basically means you wake up completely unable to move(it happened to me twice this morning). Often but not always this is coupled with hallucinations.. Today for example was crows flying around my bedroom.
However my earliest memories of this condition(aged 5 or 6) were aliens standing over the side of my bed.
As i got older it became the grim reaper or an old witch. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_hag
I suspect this accounts of 99.9% of perceived alien abductions.
posted on 21/12/15
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posted on 21/12/15
I bet 99.9% people reading this have driven/traveled excessive distances to fornicate a dog
I rest my case
posted on 21/12/15
How did you know they were alkiens? Could have been illegal immigrants that your parents had rented your wardrobe to.
posted on 21/12/15
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posted on 21/12/15
posted on 21/12/15
Whatever happened to crop circles? All the rage back in the 90's/00's.
posted on 21/12/15
comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 1 minute ago
Whatever happened to crop circles? All the rage back in the 90's/00's.
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Obesity epidemic. Folk are too fat to walk around fields. It's all Photoshop these days.
posted on 21/12/15
Feckme admin. Night hags??? Sorry mate
posted on 21/12/15
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 1 minute ago
Whatever happened to crop circles? All the rage back in the 90's/00's.
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Obesity epidemic. Folk are too fat to walk around fields. It's all Photoshop these days.
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Easier for them to make them though. Just flatten the crops through rolling around on them.
posted on 21/12/15
Nothing wrong with a night hag
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