Football funny, watching united try to score a goal.
It's hillarious
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 1 minute ago
Football funny, watching united try to score a goal.
It's hillarious
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FFS Lozza you're gonna scare everyone away
I'm just reading Muzzy Izzet's book. There's a great bit in it when we first signed Steve Guppy. He was staying in a hotel and Muzzy rang him to welcome him to the club. They were having a good chat and Muzzy said 'See you at training tomorrow. Oh, and coz it's Monday, we don't bother turning up until 1pm so we'll see you then'
Guppy turned up at the training ground just as the other players were finishing the training session and Martin O'Neill fined him £600 for being late on his first day...!
i remember in fwent to a snooker hall and someone gave him a adrink but it was p11111ss.
he launched a snooker ball at the bloke on the way out and it hit him right in the face.
fergie grabbed a snooker cue, ran outside and locked the door with it behind him
comment by Deputy Dunc, dont make me ban your ass (U11713)
posted 21 minutes ago
i remember in fwent to a snooker hall and someone gave him a adrink but it was p11111ss.
he launched a snooker ball at the bloke on the way out and it hit him right in the face.
fergie grabbed a snooker cue, ran outside and locked the door with it behind him
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In English Dunc, we don't all speak Doncaster
in fergies book he went
stupid fecking phone
It's the way you tell 'em!
I heard a story coming out of that great FA Cup tie against Manchester City in '68 whereby a tremendous crash was heard somewhere in the Kop/Double Decker followed by howls of laughter. Someone had, apparently, managed to pull out a toilet cistern complete with ballcock, chain and handle through corrugated iron or a wall leaving a large gap in the said stand. The roar came when a face suddenly appeared from within, looking out to see what had happened.
I've often remarked about the roof caving in that night so I guess this was the answer.
The beachball scoring against Liverpool and the memes showing g Neville throwing it on the pitch were pretty darn funny 😆
Nicky Butt had a good story about when he'd not long been in the 1st team at United.
There was a big pot of boiling tea in the changing rooms after a game and it was on the table in the middle of the room. Nicky went over and was pouring himself a drink. Peter Schmeichel walked across to the table - completely naked - and someone shouted him. He turned around (so his back was to the table) and was having a conversation with them.
Nicky Butt then picked up the teapot and pushed it towards Schmeichels bare *rse, pretending to burn it. But at that point Schmeichel turned around quickly because some of the players were sniggering. The teapot was too close to him and he ended up burning his kn*b, leaving it badly blistered.
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 6 minutes ago
Nicky Butt had a good story about when he'd not long been in the 1st team at United.
There was a big pot of boiling tea in the changing rooms after a game and it was on the table in the middle of the room. Nicky went over and was pouring himself a drink. Peter Schmeichel walked across to the table - completely naked - and someone shouted him. He turned around (so his back was to the table) and was having a conversation with them.
Nicky Butt then picked up the teapot and pushed it towards Schmeichels bare *rse, pretending to burn it. But at that point Schmeichel turned around quickly because some of the players were sniggering. The teapot was too close to him and he ended up burning his kn*b, leaving it badly blistered.
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Ouch
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posted on 29/1/16
Football funny, watching united try to score a goal.
It's hillarious
posted on 29/1/16
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 1 minute ago
Football funny, watching united try to score a goal.
It's hillarious
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FFS Lozza you're gonna scare everyone away
posted on 29/1/16
Was pretty funny though
posted on 29/1/16
I'm just reading Muzzy Izzet's book. There's a great bit in it when we first signed Steve Guppy. He was staying in a hotel and Muzzy rang him to welcome him to the club. They were having a good chat and Muzzy said 'See you at training tomorrow. Oh, and coz it's Monday, we don't bother turning up until 1pm so we'll see you then'
Guppy turned up at the training ground just as the other players were finishing the training session and Martin O'Neill fined him £600 for being late on his first day...!
posted on 29/1/16
i remember in fwent to a snooker hall and someone gave him a adrink but it was p11111ss.
he launched a snooker ball at the bloke on the way out and it hit him right in the face.
fergie grabbed a snooker cue, ran outside and locked the door with it behind him
posted on 29/1/16
comment by Deputy Dunc, dont make me ban your ass (U11713)
posted 21 minutes ago
i remember in fwent to a snooker hall and someone gave him a adrink but it was p11111ss.
he launched a snooker ball at the bloke on the way out and it hit him right in the face.
fergie grabbed a snooker cue, ran outside and locked the door with it behind him
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In English Dunc, we don't all speak Doncaster
posted on 29/1/16
in fergies book he went
stupid fecking phone
posted on 29/1/16
It's the way you tell 'em!
posted on 29/1/16
I heard a story coming out of that great FA Cup tie against Manchester City in '68 whereby a tremendous crash was heard somewhere in the Kop/Double Decker followed by howls of laughter. Someone had, apparently, managed to pull out a toilet cistern complete with ballcock, chain and handle through corrugated iron or a wall leaving a large gap in the said stand. The roar came when a face suddenly appeared from within, looking out to see what had happened.
I've often remarked about the roof caving in that night so I guess this was the answer.
posted on 29/1/16
The beachball scoring against Liverpool and the memes showing g Neville throwing it on the pitch were pretty darn funny 😆
posted on 29/1/16
Nicky Butt had a good story about when he'd not long been in the 1st team at United.
There was a big pot of boiling tea in the changing rooms after a game and it was on the table in the middle of the room. Nicky went over and was pouring himself a drink. Peter Schmeichel walked across to the table - completely naked - and someone shouted him. He turned around (so his back was to the table) and was having a conversation with them.
Nicky Butt then picked up the teapot and pushed it towards Schmeichels bare *rse, pretending to burn it. But at that point Schmeichel turned around quickly because some of the players were sniggering. The teapot was too close to him and he ended up burning his kn*b, leaving it badly blistered.
posted on 29/1/16
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 6 minutes ago
Nicky Butt had a good story about when he'd not long been in the 1st team at United.
There was a big pot of boiling tea in the changing rooms after a game and it was on the table in the middle of the room. Nicky went over and was pouring himself a drink. Peter Schmeichel walked across to the table - completely naked - and someone shouted him. He turned around (so his back was to the table) and was having a conversation with them.
Nicky Butt then picked up the teapot and pushed it towards Schmeichels bare *rse, pretending to burn it. But at that point Schmeichel turned around quickly because some of the players were sniggering. The teapot was too close to him and he ended up burning his kn*b, leaving it badly blistered.
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Ouch
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