Also, the lack of weapon smileys is a bit disappointing. But the video does say to improvise weapons, so
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All the staff should be given guns.
What the!!!!
Land of the free and the home of the gun wielding maniac.
The last training we had was what to do with a potential scam email.
If i was I would just shoot back pew pew
/_(
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comment by Adam 'The Interview' Lallana (U20650)
posted 1 minute ago
All the staff should be given guns.
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Seems a reasonable solution. And likely I could claim this as a deduction on my taxes.
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 8 minutes ago
What the!!!!
Land of the free and the home of the gun wielding maniac.
The last training we had was what to do with a potential scam email.
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Don't believe he can get you into the champions league no matter how convincing the email
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Adam 'The Interview' Lallana (U20650)
posted 1 minute ago
All the staff should be given guns.
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Seems a reasonable solution. And likely I could claim this as a deduction on my taxes.
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You should get a heavy machine gun mounted on your desk to cover the doors.
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I've had a wee think about this and I reckon I'm not best prepared.
Depending on whether the gun lunatic turns left of right after coming into our office I should have a plan for both.
Turn right, I sit tight for 10secs, then bolt out the front door, into my car, run to the hills.
Turn left and I think I am under the desk. If I run out of my office I run into the line of fire....blammo...deadmanfrombelmonty.
I could try to climb out the window, but the time it would take me to unlock it, and clamber up and out would take too long.
So under the desk, phone in one hand, letter opener in the other.
I should maybe look to arm myself a little better. I'm not confident that my survival chances are all that great.
Throw your iced coffee at him manfrom that will stop them
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 23 minutes ago
Throw your iced coffee at him manfrom that will stop them
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Should I shout "freeze" as i do?
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 23 minutes ago
Throw your iced coffee at him manfrom that will stop them
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Should I shout "freeze" as i do?
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Usually they're just rednecks anyway so just ask him whether his mother is his grandmother or his sister and while he's trying to work it out run for the hills
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 23 minutes ago
Throw your iced coffee at him manfrom that will stop them
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Should I shout "freeze" as i do?
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you win this round
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Bill, you should seriously consider going back to Sweden or wherever it is you're from this week. 'Merica is mental.
Merika rocks \m/
free refills on coffee, $1.60 a gallon of gas, bacon on donuts, peanut butter and chocolate breakfast cereal, Michael bay making things blow up, institutional racism, turducken and Chuck Norris
What more could I need?
You should get a hologram of you working at your desk and position it in front of your desk. Bear with me here...not only can you climb out the window when the gun wielding maniac enters your office for no reason at all but to shoot innocent office workers but you can sit on JA606 all day without doing any work.
I guess that's how most people who work do that here.
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
Merika rocks \m/
free refills on coffee, $1.60 a gallon of gas, bacon on donuts, peanut butter and chocolate breakfast cereal, Michael bay making things blow up, institutional racism, turducken and Chuck Norris
What more could I need?
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A diet?
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
Merika rocks \m/
free refills on coffee, $1.60 a gallon of gas, bacon on donuts, peanut butter and chocolate breakfast cereal, Michael bay making things blow up, institutional racism, turducken and Chuck Norris
What more could I need?
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A diet?
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Might help me get away from that Active Shooter.
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 36 seconds ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
Merika rocks \m/
free refills on coffee, $1.60 a gallon of gas, bacon on donuts, peanut butter and chocolate breakfast cereal, Michael bay making things blow up, institutional racism, turducken and Chuck Norris
What more could I need?
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A diet?
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Might help me get away from that Active Shooter.
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You'd probably stand out from the crowd then. Best not to do that, you're hoping he shoots your colleagues first. Also don't speak, again with the accent you'll stand out from the crowd.
You could however risk asking him what football team he supports and claim to also support said team.
Just stand behind the door and jump him with your letter opener. Anywhere around the neck with your first strike and it's over quick and snappy.
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posted on 4/3/16
Also, the lack of weapon smileys is a bit disappointing. But the video does say to improvise weapons, so
posted on 4/3/16
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 4/3/16
All the staff should be given guns.
posted on 4/3/16
What the!!!!
Land of the free and the home of the gun wielding maniac.
The last training we had was what to do with a potential scam email.
posted on 4/3/16
If i was I would just shoot back pew pew
/_(
posted on 4/3/16
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posted on 4/3/16
comment by Adam 'The Interview' Lallana (U20650)
posted 1 minute ago
All the staff should be given guns.
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Seems a reasonable solution. And likely I could claim this as a deduction on my taxes.
posted on 4/3/16
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 8 minutes ago
What the!!!!
Land of the free and the home of the gun wielding maniac.
The last training we had was what to do with a potential scam email.
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Don't believe he can get you into the champions league no matter how convincing the email
posted on 4/3/16
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Adam 'The Interview' Lallana (U20650)
posted 1 minute ago
All the staff should be given guns.
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Seems a reasonable solution. And likely I could claim this as a deduction on my taxes.
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You should get a heavy machine gun mounted on your desk to cover the doors.
posted on 4/3/16
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posted on 4/3/16
I've had a wee think about this and I reckon I'm not best prepared.
Depending on whether the gun lunatic turns left of right after coming into our office I should have a plan for both.
Turn right, I sit tight for 10secs, then bolt out the front door, into my car, run to the hills.
Turn left and I think I am under the desk. If I run out of my office I run into the line of fire....blammo...deadmanfrombelmonty.
I could try to climb out the window, but the time it would take me to unlock it, and clamber up and out would take too long.
So under the desk, phone in one hand, letter opener in the other.
I should maybe look to arm myself a little better. I'm not confident that my survival chances are all that great.
posted on 4/3/16
Throw your iced coffee at him manfrom that will stop them
posted on 4/3/16
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 23 minutes ago
Throw your iced coffee at him manfrom that will stop them
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Should I shout "freeze" as i do?
posted on 4/3/16
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 23 minutes ago
Throw your iced coffee at him manfrom that will stop them
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Should I shout "freeze" as i do?
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Usually they're just rednecks anyway so just ask him whether his mother is his grandmother or his sister and while he's trying to work it out run for the hills
posted on 4/3/16
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 23 minutes ago
Throw your iced coffee at him manfrom that will stop them
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Should I shout "freeze" as i do?
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you win this round
posted on 4/3/16
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posted on 4/3/16
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posted on 4/3/16
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posted on 4/3/16
Bill, you should seriously consider going back to Sweden or wherever it is you're from this week. 'Merica is mental.
posted on 4/3/16
Merika rocks \m/
free refills on coffee, $1.60 a gallon of gas, bacon on donuts, peanut butter and chocolate breakfast cereal, Michael bay making things blow up, institutional racism, turducken and Chuck Norris
What more could I need?
posted on 4/3/16
You should get a hologram of you working at your desk and position it in front of your desk. Bear with me here...not only can you climb out the window when the gun wielding maniac enters your office for no reason at all but to shoot innocent office workers but you can sit on JA606 all day without doing any work.
I guess that's how most people who work do that here.
posted on 4/3/16
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
Merika rocks \m/
free refills on coffee, $1.60 a gallon of gas, bacon on donuts, peanut butter and chocolate breakfast cereal, Michael bay making things blow up, institutional racism, turducken and Chuck Norris
What more could I need?
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A diet?
posted on 4/3/16
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
Merika rocks \m/
free refills on coffee, $1.60 a gallon of gas, bacon on donuts, peanut butter and chocolate breakfast cereal, Michael bay making things blow up, institutional racism, turducken and Chuck Norris
What more could I need?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A diet?
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Might help me get away from that Active Shooter.
posted on 4/3/16
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 36 seconds ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
Merika rocks \m/
free refills on coffee, $1.60 a gallon of gas, bacon on donuts, peanut butter and chocolate breakfast cereal, Michael bay making things blow up, institutional racism, turducken and Chuck Norris
What more could I need?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A diet?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Might help me get away from that Active Shooter.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You'd probably stand out from the crowd then. Best not to do that, you're hoping he shoots your colleagues first. Also don't speak, again with the accent you'll stand out from the crowd.
You could however risk asking him what football team he supports and claim to also support said team.
posted on 4/3/16
Just stand behind the door and jump him with your letter opener. Anywhere around the neck with your first strike and it's over quick and snappy.
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