Avoid mojitos
Miss Robben went on a hen party last year and they ordered a round of mojitos.... to make them, the bar used mint sauce
TG - I hear Sticky Vicky has retired - but her daughter is now performing the act
Speak slow and loud English for the locals, avoid the foreign muck food and wear Union jack shorts
don't wear a johnny, it'll only kill the hard-on
Also, be prepared to see a LOT of concrete
Also wear your teams football jersey so everyone knows you supports them and shout "Wheeeey" and "Oi Oi Saveloy" at random moments for no reason.
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 7 minutes ago
Avoid mojitos
Miss Robben went on a hen party last year and they ordered a round of mojitos.... to make them, the bar used mint sauce
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Jesus wept.....and I was going to have a Strawberry Daiquiri!!!
comment by Triple Gin & Coke Por Favor (U15762)
posted 11 seconds ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 7 minutes ago
Avoid mojitos
Miss Robben went on a hen party last year and they ordered a round of mojitos.... to make them, the bar used mint sauce
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Jesus wept.....and I was going to have a Strawberry Daiquiri!!!
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They'll probably use jam.. or a handful of strawberry sweets
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 10 minutes ago
Double up on the condom
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Just double?
comment by Vic Mackey...We did it!! June 23rd Independence day (U19237)
posted 1 minute ago
Also wear your teams football jersey so everyone knows you supports them and shout "Wheeeey" and "Oi Oi Saveloy" at random moments for no reason.
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On the list. Cheers
TG - I hear Sticky Vicky has retired - but her daughter is now performing the act.
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I would have thought it may be her granddaughter now.
I saw Vicky in 1987, she was no spring chicken then.
comment by Stevethebhoy (U17159)
posted 7 minutes ago
TG - I hear Sticky Vicky has retired - but her daughter is now performing the act
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Heard the same.
Thankfully she doesn't have any son's carrying on the legacy.
A potential repertoire of bum tricks would put me right off me pint!
On a serious note although i wouldn't be caught dead in Benidorm but i know people who have been and you are best avoiding the "Red Lion" pub apparantly the violent door staff like to bash up English stags for fun, read the tripadviser reviews for some pretty bad stories!!
comment by Vic Mackey...We did it!! June 23rd Independence day (U19237)
posted 5 minutes ago
On a serious note although i wouldn't be caught dead in Benidorm but i know people who have been and you are best avoiding the "Red Lion" pub apparantly the violent door staff like to bash up English stags for fun, read the tripadviser reviews for some pretty bad stories!!
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Thanks Vic, will have a read up.
I'm wanting an enjoyable weekend away and not getting me head kicked in.
Appreciated.
You are welcome to Spain one of the most accommodating countries i the world. Benidore is like heaven on earth. No silly rains, dry ground, good beaches, good food and drinks, like women? We have loads with good shape. Not fat like u have over there. We look after our body here. Most important we never close our boarder for our EU members. We don’t run away if we feel we are at an advantage of any sort from our neighbors
Went there on a stag do a few years ago. Interesting place! One I'll never return to either.
Serious note, the street hookers are quite insistent in the small hours. You need to be quite firm with them (if you'll excuse the term!) if you want them to pizz off. And then you can expect a mouthful of abuse in return. They're not averse to light-fingered work with peoples wallets if they think you're too drunk either. Caught some girl trying to nick my mates wallet whilst he was totally unaware!
Fairly hazy definition between strip bar and brothel as well - so be careful where you end up.
Unless of course you're there for the local action, in which case you're laughing!
comment by Gunnerseinvalencia10 (U1233)
posted 2 minutes ago
You are welcome to Spain one of the most accommodating countries i the world. Benidore is like heaven on earth. No silly rains, dry ground, good beaches, good food and drinks, like women? We have loads with good shape. Not fat like u have over there. We look after our body here. Most important we never close our boarder for our EU members. We don’t run away if we feel we are at an advantage of any sort from our neighbors
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You don't pay any tax either and expect the rest of Eruope to bail you out
This is my favourite bit
"like women? We have loads "
Generally 50% of any population, mate
You are welcome to Spain one of the most accommodating countries i the world. Benidore is like heaven on earth. No silly rains, dry ground, good beaches, good food and drinks, like women? We have loads with good shape. Not fat like u have over there. We look after our body here. Most important we never close our boarder for our EU members. We don’t run away if we feel we are at an advantage of any sort from our neighbors
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You don't pay any tax either and expect the rest of Eruope to bail you out
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Of course we pay tax, in fact every member state pays tax directly or indirectly. I have seen suggestions of violence over here, that’s never the case here man. It is as peaceful as you can get in LONDON CENTRAL
Went to Benidorm for the first time last September and it's an absolute bumhole of a resort.
Loads of slags though
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posted on 30/6/16
Double up on the condom
posted on 30/6/16
Avoid mojitos
Miss Robben went on a hen party last year and they ordered a round of mojitos.... to make them, the bar used mint sauce
posted on 30/6/16
TG - I hear Sticky Vicky has retired - but her daughter is now performing the act
posted on 30/6/16
Speak slow and loud English for the locals, avoid the foreign muck food and wear Union jack shorts
posted on 30/6/16
don't wear a johnny, it'll only kill the hard-on
posted on 30/6/16
Also, be prepared to see a LOT of concrete
posted on 30/6/16
Also wear your teams football jersey so everyone knows you supports them and shout "Wheeeey" and "Oi Oi Saveloy" at random moments for no reason.
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 7 minutes ago
Avoid mojitos
Miss Robben went on a hen party last year and they ordered a round of mojitos.... to make them, the bar used mint sauce
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Jesus wept.....and I was going to have a Strawberry Daiquiri!!!
posted on 30/6/16
Vic
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Triple Gin & Coke Por Favor (U15762)
posted 11 seconds ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 7 minutes ago
Avoid mojitos
Miss Robben went on a hen party last year and they ordered a round of mojitos.... to make them, the bar used mint sauce
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Jesus wept.....and I was going to have a Strawberry Daiquiri!!!
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They'll probably use jam.. or a handful of strawberry sweets
posted on 30/6/16
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 10 minutes ago
Double up on the condom
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Just double?
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Vic Mackey...We did it!! June 23rd Independence day (U19237)
posted 1 minute ago
Also wear your teams football jersey so everyone knows you supports them and shout "Wheeeey" and "Oi Oi Saveloy" at random moments for no reason.
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On the list. Cheers
posted on 30/6/16
TG - I hear Sticky Vicky has retired - but her daughter is now performing the act.
...........................................................
I would have thought it may be her granddaughter now.
I saw Vicky in 1987, she was no spring chicken then.
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Stevethebhoy (U17159)
posted 7 minutes ago
TG - I hear Sticky Vicky has retired - but her daughter is now performing the act
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Heard the same.
Thankfully she doesn't have any son's carrying on the legacy.
A potential repertoire of bum tricks would put me right off me pint!
posted on 30/6/16
On a serious note although i wouldn't be caught dead in Benidorm but i know people who have been and you are best avoiding the "Red Lion" pub apparantly the violent door staff like to bash up English stags for fun, read the tripadviser reviews for some pretty bad stories!!
posted on 30/6/16
Komakino/TG
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Vic Mackey...We did it!! June 23rd Independence day (U19237)
posted 5 minutes ago
On a serious note although i wouldn't be caught dead in Benidorm but i know people who have been and you are best avoiding the "Red Lion" pub apparantly the violent door staff like to bash up English stags for fun, read the tripadviser reviews for some pretty bad stories!!
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Thanks Vic, will have a read up.
I'm wanting an enjoyable weekend away and not getting me head kicked in.
Appreciated.
posted on 30/6/16
You are welcome to Spain one of the most accommodating countries i the world. Benidore is like heaven on earth. No silly rains, dry ground, good beaches, good food and drinks, like women? We have loads with good shape. Not fat like u have over there. We look after our body here. Most important we never close our boarder for our EU members. We don’t run away if we feel we are at an advantage of any sort from our neighbors
posted on 30/6/16
Went there on a stag do a few years ago. Interesting place! One I'll never return to either.
Serious note, the street hookers are quite insistent in the small hours. You need to be quite firm with them (if you'll excuse the term!) if you want them to pizz off. And then you can expect a mouthful of abuse in return. They're not averse to light-fingered work with peoples wallets if they think you're too drunk either. Caught some girl trying to nick my mates wallet whilst he was totally unaware!
Fairly hazy definition between strip bar and brothel as well - so be careful where you end up.
Unless of course you're there for the local action, in which case you're laughing!
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Gunnerseinvalencia10 (U1233)
posted 2 minutes ago
You are welcome to Spain one of the most accommodating countries i the world. Benidore is like heaven on earth. No silly rains, dry ground, good beaches, good food and drinks, like women? We have loads with good shape. Not fat like u have over there. We look after our body here. Most important we never close our boarder for our EU members. We don’t run away if we feel we are at an advantage of any sort from our neighbors
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You don't pay any tax either and expect the rest of Eruope to bail you out
posted on 30/6/16
This is my favourite bit
"like women? We have loads "
posted on 30/6/16
Generally 50% of any population, mate
posted on 30/6/16
You are welcome to Spain one of the most accommodating countries i the world. Benidore is like heaven on earth. No silly rains, dry ground, good beaches, good food and drinks, like women? We have loads with good shape. Not fat like u have over there. We look after our body here. Most important we never close our boarder for our EU members. We don’t run away if we feel we are at an advantage of any sort from our neighbors
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You don't pay any tax either and expect the rest of Eruope to bail you out
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Of course we pay tax, in fact every member state pays tax directly or indirectly. I have seen suggestions of violence over here, that’s never the case here man. It is as peaceful as you can get in LONDON CENTRAL
posted on 30/6/16
Went to Benidorm for the first time last September and it's an absolute bumhole of a resort.
Loads of slags though
posted on 30/6/16
Personally, he meant
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