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Finger up the Arris

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posted on 27/11/16

Admin please feel free to multi board. Others may have been through a similar experience and may want to share

posted on 27/11/16

. Happy to take any questions.....
Did you sort your flooring out?

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posted on 27/11/16

comment by Paulpowersleftfoot (U1037)
posted 12 seconds ago
. Happy to take any questions.....
Did you sort your flooring out?
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Yeah we went for a nice laminate. It's high end from B & Q, not the cheap type so yeah I'm pretty pleased with it. Getting the premium foam underlay so you get that wood type feel. Should be great

posted on 27/11/16

comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 20 seconds ago
i go thru this every year during my physical

no big deal

dont know why u struggled to walk after tho, did he have fat fingers?
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Maybe your arris is more used to it than mine if you do it every year? He didn't really have fat fingers.....maybe he just put 3 or 4 in....

posted on 27/11/16

comment by Blackstarr (U12353)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by Paulpowersleftfoot (U1037)
posted 12 seconds ago
. Happy to take any questions.....
Did you sort your flooring out?
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Yeah we went for a nice laminate. It's high end from B & Q, not the cheap type so yeah I'm pretty pleased with it. Getting the premium foam underlay so you get that wood type feel. Should be great
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It's cheap shiite from china but I suppose if you're happy enough to have a cleaner fist your ringpiece then it's probably the least of your worries

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posted on 27/11/16

Just be thankful I wasn't the doctor, a finger, meh.

posted on 27/11/16

What... The.... Furrrk....

posted on 27/11/16

comment by Paulpowersleftfoot (U1037)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Blackstarr (U12353)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by Paulpowersleftfoot (U1037)
posted 12 seconds ago
. Happy to take any questions.....
Did you sort your flooring out?
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Yeah we went for a nice laminate. It's high end from B & Q, not the cheap type so yeah I'm pretty pleased with it. Getting the premium foam underlay so you get that wood type feel. Should be great
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It's cheap shiite from china but I suppose if you're happy enough to have a cleaner fist your ringpiece then it's probably the least of your worries
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I wouldn't say I was happy about it but I can tick it off the bucket list at least

posted on 27/11/16

comment by Wahl Icht. (U21057)
posted 15 seconds ago
What... The.... Furrrk....
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Exactly what I said at the time Wahl

posted on 27/11/16

In stitches here!
Me thinks your doc was offside by leaving the finger(s) in.

posted on 27/11/16

comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Blackstarr (U12353)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 20 seconds ago
i go thru this every year during my physical

no big deal

dont know why u struggled to walk after tho, did he have fat fingers?
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Maybe your arris is more used to it than mine if you do it every year? He didn't really have fat fingers.....maybe he just put 3 or 4 in....
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maybe he swapped out a diłdò when u werent looking?
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Oh Jesus.....

posted on 27/11/16

comment by playthepitch (U3623)
posted 32 seconds ago
In stitches here!
Me thinks your doc was offside by leaving the finger(s) in.

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That was the most worrying bit. Why the delay once he knew my prostate was alright? I thought he'd got his fingers stuck for a minute

posted on 27/11/16

comment by Igor the last word. (U1993)
posted 8 minutes ago
Just be thankful I wasn't the doctor, a finger, meh.
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posted on 27/11/16

comment by Blackstarr (U12353)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Paulpowersleftfoot (U1037)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Blackstarr (U12353)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by Paulpowersleftfoot (U1037)
posted 12 seconds ago
. Happy to take any questions.....
Did you sort your flooring out?
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Yeah we went for a nice laminate. It's high end from B & Q, not the cheap type so yeah I'm pretty pleased with it. Getting the premium foam underlay so you get that wood type feel. Should be great
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It's cheap shiite from china but I suppose if you're happy enough to have a cleaner fist your ringpiece then it's probably the least of your worries
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I wouldn't say I was happy about it but I can tick it off the bucket list at least
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My bucket list contains seeing the pyramids,driving across America,a cruise down the Rhine etc
I feel certain there aren't too many people who would've ticked one of the bucket list after having their sphincter destroyed by a Sodexo employee

posted on 27/11/16

So no one has anal on their bucket list??

posted on 27/11/16

I mean.....whether you give or receive it still counts as anal right??!

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posted on 27/11/16

When you get to my age and after losing my dad to Prostrate cancer its V important to have it checked each year think of the poor doctor knowing hes going have to look at at least one hairy arsenal a day.

Trust me passing those stone is going to be way more painful lay off the cheese mate



posted on 27/11/16

Try a colonoscopy Blackstarr....a finger seems like a tickle in comparison :/

posted on 27/11/16

Well, that explains everything BS.

You had a finger up your backside and our team needs a rocket up theirs.

At least your prostate is in good order. Swings and roundabouts....

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posted on 27/11/16

Nev

sorry for your loss mate but trying to keep it on the humerous side - you have to laugh or you'd cry. I passed a half centimetre stone last year - worst pain ever. My god

posted on 27/11/16

comment by Keep_the_faith1 (U8129)
posted 2 minutes ago
Try a colonoscopy Blackstarr....a finger seems like a tickle in comparison :/
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Oh my word......I can't even imagine. Do you get to watch the camera going up on a big screen? I'm not sure if want to see if I'm honest

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