There are alot of Black Friday sales this weeks on the websites of Secs Toy shops. Not that I shop on line for those type of things

Check their desks to see if there's a particular colour one of them seems to like, then get her a (stylish as possible) scarf of that colour.


Or a vibrator. Either's good.

Would it be mean to get them one chocolate cake, place a fork in between them and make them fight for it?

comment by The_Dungeon_Master (U4830)
posted 7 minutes ago
Check their desks to see if there's a particular colour one of them seems to like, then get her a (stylish as possible) scarf of that colour.


Or a vibrator. Either's good.
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They both like pink.

comment by CoutinhosHappyFeet (U18971)
posted 5 minutes ago
Would it be mean to get them one chocolate cake, place a fork in between them and make them fight for it?
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Mate you don't open any food in my office as all you get is

"What you got there"

Then they watch you eat every mouthful while they drool at you. What is it with women and food in the office??

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comment by scottini (U19159)
posted 1 hour, 1 minute ago
Although it slightly exceeds £10, the crushing disappointment of opening this would probably make up for the monetary loss:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/STEVE-McFADDEN-Canvas-Signed-Artist/dp/B003BRMKDO

(A friend of mine bought this recently for his work secret santa)
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i might have to get this for mine

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by CoutinhosHappyFeet (U18971)
posted 5 minutes ago
Would it be mean to get them one chocolate cake, place a fork in between them and make them fight for it?
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Mate you don't open any food in my office as all you get is

"What you got there"

Then they watch you eat every mouthful while they drool at you. What is it with women and food in the office??
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We've got this thing in my office where if it's your birthday you have to bring loads of fodd in for everyone.

Whhhyyyyyyyy

Can I join in? I need kitchen utensils for my second kitchen. I have two kitchens. How many do you have?

Buy them a joint gift of a strap on

comment by CoutinhosHappyFeet (U18971)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by CoutinhosHappyFeet (U18971)
posted 5 minutes ago
Would it be mean to get them one chocolate cake, place a fork in between them and make them fight for it?
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Mate you don't open any food in my office as all you get is

"What you got there"

Then they watch you eat every mouthful while they drool at you. What is it with women and food in the office??
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We've got this thing in my office where if it's your birthday you have to bring loads of fodd in for everyone.

Whhhyyyyyyyy
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Never understand that my old comapny did it. If it is your birthday you have to bring in cakes for everyone. Shouldn't they be buying me presents if its my birthday??

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Another possibility: Two larger women who stay in a lot and don't drink = Waterstone's voucher, or an actual (new) book if you're feeling really bold.

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T Bone

"Never understand that my old comapny did it. If it is your birthday you have to bring in cakes for everyone. Shouldn't they be buying me presents if its my birthday??"

I know right. Sod em they can starve.

Get them each a mirror.

This might shame them into losing some weight.

#weightlosstipsfromIrishred

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They find out on the day who the secret santas are so no hiding.

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Err, that's not a secret then. It's just Santa

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 5 seconds ago
They find out on the day who the secret santas are so no hiding.

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Err, that's not a secret then. It's just Santa
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It is secret until we hand them over

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I prefer naked santa

I've had a secret santa mare this year.

My gf's family invited me to join theirs, which I accepted assuming it was the adults/sisters/boyfriends etc.

I got an email notification asking me for gift suggestions for my secret santa, by request of whoever has me, so I thought I'd have a bit of fun and proceeded to add loads of choice items from the gift list to my wish list. These included:

Edible chocolate anus
Inflatable 'bonkin' sheep
A phallic shaped wine bottle stop
A book called A Practical Guide To Racism
Sissy S3x doll slave

I submitted it with a wry smirk to myself, naturally thinking I was the king of secret santa hilarity.

Anyway, it turns out that my girlfriends whole family participate in their secret santa, including her aunts, uncles, grandparents, nephews and young cousins.

comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 11 minutes ago
I've had a secret santa mare this year.

My gf's family invited me to join theirs, which I accepted assuming it was the adults/sisters/boyfriends etc.

I got an email notification asking me for gift suggestions for my secret santa, by request of whoever has me, so I thought I'd have a bit of fun and proceeded to add loads of choice items from the gift list to my wish list. These included:

Edible chocolate anus
Inflatable 'bonkin' sheep
A phallic shaped wine bottle stop
A book called A Practical Guide To Racism
Sissy S3x doll slave

I submitted it with a wry smirk to myself, naturally thinking I was the king of secret santa hilarity.

Anyway, it turns out that my girlfriends whole family participate in their secret santa, including her aunts, uncles, grandparents, nephews and young cousins.


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good work!!

comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 12 minutes ago
I've had a secret santa mare this year.

My gf's family invited me to join theirs, which I accepted assuming it was the adults/sisters/boyfriends etc.

I got an email notification asking me for gift suggestions for my secret santa, by request of whoever has me, so I thought I'd have a bit of fun and proceeded to add loads of choice items from the gift list to my wish list. These included:

Edible chocolate anus
Inflatable 'bonkin' sheep
A phallic shaped wine bottle stop
A book called A Practical Guide To Racism
Sissy S3x doll slave

I submitted it with a wry smirk to myself, naturally thinking I was the king of secret santa hilarity.

Anyway, it turns out that my girlfriends whole family participate in their secret santa, including her aunts, uncles, grandparents, nephews and young cousins.


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Fair play Lambeau that is funny.

Just think Christmas would've been full of joy and happy conversation before you sent that e-mail. Now it's going to be uncomfortable and stilted as the baby Jesus intended.