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My new Mrs just said to me can we go for dinner as she has had a bad day.

I replied " I gave you the fixtures for this week at the weekend. You know we are playing tonight"

I am going to be single when I reach 40 in the summer
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pizza express, your be back in a hour saan
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plus you can have a few peroni's
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Shes a snob no chance of pizza express mate
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Serve her meat and 2 veg at halftime and then get her to get you a beer!

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
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You give her the fixtures? So she has to make an appointment with you for your time
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Every time I meet a girl I tell them on the first date that when Liverpool play I am watching the game. I never miss a game even when I am in the jungle in the middle of nowhere I watch the reds.

I tell them Liverpool is priority then I tell them about the Category B Games i.e. when the other top 4 play each other. I let them know I like to watch these games but understand if that weddings and funerals take priority

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My new Mrs just said to me can we go for dinner as she has had a bad day.

I replied " I gave you the fixtures for this week at the weekend. You know we are playing tonight"

I am going to be single when I reach 40 in the summer
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pizza express, your be back in a hour saan
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plus you can have a few peroni's
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Shes a snob no chance of pizza express mate
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Serve her meat and 2 veg at halftime and then get her to get you a beer!
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She's from New York its taken me 2 months to get her to say football and not soccer

Does she talk like the receptionist from Ghostbusters or Cyndi lauper?

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Does she talk like the receptionist from Ghostbusters or Cyndi lauper?


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A cross between Cyndi Lauper and Donnie Brasco

Pink hair and a moustache?

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comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
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My new Mrs just said to me can we go for dinner as she has had a bad day.

I replied " I gave you the fixtures for this week at the weekend. You know we are playing tonight"

I am going to be single when I reach 40 in the summer
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pizza express, your be back in a hour saan
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plus you can have a few peroni's
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Shes a snob no chance of pizza express mate
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really saan, nothing wrong with pizza express for a quick meal and a drink on a week night

New yorkers are very snobby about their pizza. Despite most of their pizza places being filthy little $hithole in the walls

Sadly stuck at work all day. So will be having a check on here and BBC live text when I get a free 2mins. Not really fussed about today's result see it as a good experience for our fringe and youngsters when it comes to playing next season as we will have more games.

Lots of people saying they are not fussed but I am, it's about time time we won the FA Cup again.

I totally get why Klopp is going with another weakened team but I still want and expect us to win the game and will be peed off if we don't, with a home draw in the next round.

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posted 30 minutes ago
New yorkers are very snobby about their pizza. Despite most of their pizza places being filthy little $hithole in the walls
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I know, they really do look like a breeding ground for e-coli.

Good pizza though and a great price!

I'd love to see us win this. Nothing like a day out in the pub for a cup final.

Also, if we win the cup we could force Utd to play in the 3rd qualifying round preliminary special edition first knock out draw of the Europa against tom Tomsk out in Siberia.

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New yorkers are very snobby about their pizza. Despite most of their pizza places being filthy little $hithole in the walls
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I know, they really do look like a breeding ground for e-coli.

Good pizza though and a great price!
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Whenever she walks in front of you do you shout in a loud obnoxious Sopranos style accent "I'M WALKING HERE!!!!"

coz i know I would at every opportunity!

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First time I ever went was spring 2005 with a mate we were in this bar in Hell's Kitchen from about 5pm and this bird serving was fine the first few drinks. Every drink we had from there on she got the hump worse and worse, turns out she'd seen her arris because we hadn't tipped her after every drink.

We carried on till about 1am and left her $100 when we left with a note saying English people tip at the end.

comment by Greatteamswinit4times- a terrible enemy (U6008)
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New Yorkers are very snobby about a lot of things. I love the city, but don't think I've met a more annoying group of people, and I include Parisians in that.
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Snobby with their pizza.

Lower standards with men seemingly

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New Yorkers are very snobby about a lot of things. I love the city, but don't think I've met a more annoying group of people, and I include Parisians in that.
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Snobby with their pizza.

Lower standards with men seemingly
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Working out your tips at the end of a long night is a pain in the a$$. I'm sure there have been times where I've left the local and only tipped 75c or something as I was too knottied to do maths.

Could be a disaster tonight but think we will scrape a 2-1 win. Possibly AET.

I think we can win this with the kid's. I hope the manager goes basically with the U23 team. Plus the players who have been bench sitting.

Plymouth have to be a bit more progressive, this should play into our hands.

I could imagine seeing Sturridge get a run out. maybe Cout too just to get him up to speed again.

Karius
TAA
Gomez
Lucas
Moreno
Stewart
Ejaria
Coutinho
Sturridge
Origi
Woodburn

Confirmed team on the echo live feed

Mig, klavan, Williams, Wilson, ojo, Alves, Randall subs