Sorry guys, shamelessly plagiarised from another (non football) forum. I couldn't help myself given the oppo. tomorrow.
comment by ScouseR (U9675)
posted 12 minutes ago
Sorry guys, shamelessly plagiarised from another (non football) forum. I couldn't help myself given the oppo. tomorrow.
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And tomorrow, and tomorrow
Right just being play with my new accupressure balls, now where were we?
comment by 2 Wellies (U6713)
posted 4 minutes ago
Right just being play with my new accupressure balls, now where were we?
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Uh?
accupressure balls = testicles?
Had I testicles that big I could populate Mars.
comment by 2 Wellies (U6713)
posted 12 minutes ago
Had I testicles that big I could populate Mars.
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From here?
With a few Perineal exercises anything is possible Heb.
Several jokes come to mind but modesty forbids.......
Wait till you hear Cat share her stories about Belper Gardens. Almost as foul as that miliatry bat mascot story you've been keeping from us too.
That was a worthy tale of hardship, heroism and poo.
Did you tell it? I wasn't there if you did.
The tale of the only Regimental Bat listed in the British Army. I'm misty eyed just recalling the story, but it will keep for a special occasion.........
There once was a handsome young Jock
Who tied violin strings to his cok
When he got an erection
He played a selection
Of Johann Sebastian Bach
Also he had a bat, apparently.
Vidal. Off to a crofting meeting about rogue cows.........
$hitty ground still not sold out. W*nk stadium, w*nk support.
Cows are fantastic. I won't hear a word against these wondrous and perceptive beasts.
Fortress Flamingo not full? I've heard it all now.
comment by lastapostleofvidal (U1491)
posted 9 minutes ago
Cows are fantastic. I won't hear a word against these wondrous and perceptive beasts.
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I divorced one once......cost me a fortune...still not bitter tho
Looks like the famous flamingo following is scared of a club in crisis.
Cowardly - no offence to cows of course.
Think I might have overdone it with my balls.
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posted on 17/3/17
Sorry guys, shamelessly plagiarised from another (non football) forum. I couldn't help myself given the oppo. tomorrow.
posted on 17/3/17
comment by ScouseR (U9675)
posted 12 minutes ago
Sorry guys, shamelessly plagiarised from another (non football) forum. I couldn't help myself given the oppo. tomorrow.
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And tomorrow, and tomorrow
posted on 17/3/17
*...and Gals
posted on 17/3/17
Right just being play with my new accupressure balls, now where were we?
posted on 17/3/17
comment by 2 Wellies (U6713)
posted 4 minutes ago
Right just being play with my new accupressure balls, now where were we?
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Uh?
posted on 17/3/17
accupressure balls = testicles?
posted on 17/3/17
Had I testicles that big I could populate Mars.
posted on 17/3/17
comment by 2 Wellies (U6713)
posted 12 minutes ago
Had I testicles that big I could populate Mars.
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From here?
posted on 17/3/17
With a few Perineal exercises anything is possible Heb.
posted on 17/3/17
Several jokes come to mind but modesty forbids.......
posted on 17/3/17
O ye of impure mind.
posted on 17/3/17
Respect for Cat is all
posted on 17/3/17
Wait till you hear Cat share her stories about Belper Gardens. Almost as foul as that miliatry bat mascot story you've been keeping from us too.
posted on 17/3/17
That was a worthy tale of hardship, heroism and poo.
posted on 17/3/17
Did you tell it? I wasn't there if you did.
posted on 17/3/17
The tale of the only Regimental Bat listed in the British Army. I'm misty eyed just recalling the story, but it will keep for a special occasion.........
posted on 17/3/17
There once was a handsome young Jock
Who tied violin strings to his cok
When he got an erection
He played a selection
Of Johann Sebastian Bach
Also he had a bat, apparently.
posted on 17/3/17
Johann Sebastian Bat
posted on 17/3/17
Vidal. Off to a crofting meeting about rogue cows.........
posted on 17/3/17
$hitty ground still not sold out. W*nk stadium, w*nk support.
posted on 17/3/17
Cows are fantastic. I won't hear a word against these wondrous and perceptive beasts.
posted on 17/3/17
Fortress Flamingo not full? I've heard it all now.
posted on 17/3/17
comment by lastapostleofvidal (U1491)
posted 9 minutes ago
Cows are fantastic. I won't hear a word against these wondrous and perceptive beasts.
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I divorced one once......cost me a fortune...still not bitter tho
posted on 17/3/17
Looks like the famous flamingo following is scared of a club in crisis.
Cowardly - no offence to cows of course.
posted on 17/3/17
Think I might have overdone it with my balls.
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