Haha.


Spreaking of massages, I'm lied on Patong beach right now

I've got a little miniature Schnauzer, he likes licking little things!

comment by KLS- "Wellcome to Hell My Ar5è if you think this is hell, try the Grafton on a Friday Night" (U1695)
posted 2 minutes ago
I've got a little miniature Schnauzer, he likes licking little things!
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thats sounds so wrong

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 7 minutes ago
Haha.


Spreaking of massages, I'm lied on Patong beach right now
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Stop posting when on holiday!!!

comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 7 minutes ago
Haha.


Spreaking of massages, I'm lied on Patong beach right now
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Stop posting when on holiday!!!
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Beers, spliffs and news to keep us with the JA happenings!!! (people told me I'd get jail for months for a spliff)


But robb is right, it takes 5 mins to post.



Barring yesterday I've been to the beach for two hours every day, for two hours, had three one skinners and a few bevvies from the fridge....the only people that have bothered me are people selling stuff.


And you just do the samurai bow thing (with your hands together) and they Fck off.

Need to keep up*


And did I say for two hours?

I could do with a beach break

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 8 minutes ago
Beers, spliffs and news to keep us with the JA happenings!!! (people told me I'd get jail for months for a spliff)


But robb is right, it takes 5 mins to post.



Barring yesterday I've been to the beach for two hours every day, for two hours, had three one skinners and a few bevvies from the fridge....the only people that have bothered me are people selling stuff.


And you just do the samurai bow thing (with your hands together) and they Fck off.
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Make up your own language of nonsense. It confuses the Feck out of them. Throw in the occasional English word and it drives them nuts. Becomes a game, instead of being bothered it becomes fun. They'll swerve you. E.g:

Them: "You wanna buy ?"
You: " ginga gabba pagga bongo bongo, Chaka Chak arsene Wenger, boggo'

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Confirmed #LFC team to face @SouthamptonFC: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Matip, Milner, Can, Lucas, Wijnaldum, Coutinho, Firmino, Origi.

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Confirmed #LFC substitutes v @SouthamptonFC: Karius, Moreno, Grujic, Sturridge, Alexander-Arnold, Lallana, Klavan.

Would have preferred Lallana instead of Origi with Bobby through the middle tbh

what does divok have to do to get benched

comment by The happy gaffer pranks (U6283)
posted less than a minute ago
what does divok have to do to get benched
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Get caught balls deep in Mrs Klopp.

-------------------migs
--Clyne----Matip---Lovren----Milner
------------------Lucas
---------Can----------------Wij
--Lallana------Bobby--------Coutinho

That's what I'd have gone with

Yeah something like that

Lallana probably isn't match fit still. Only played 75 mins against Watford and he looked exhausted when he came off

Nice day today, may go sit in pub garden and Watch on s k y go

Origi doesn't deserve to keep his place in my opinion but nice to have a strong looking bench for once.

comment by The Welsh Xavi (U15412)
posted 3 minutes ago
Lallana probably isn't match fit still. Only played 75 mins against Watford and he looked exhausted when he came off
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Which was a week ago and play him till he gets tired.

He knits things together and Firmino is wasted out wide.

Glad that Redmond has been dropped for Southampton, also plays well against us.

At least we have options from the bench in this game. Origi needs a big game today as manager has backed him. If he doesn't play well today he won't start again this season. Origi hasn't done anything wrong as of late but he hasn't done anything outstanding.

I'm back!

Bloody knackered. Still a bit drunk. Tied the full knot last night

cmon boys, lets better the 5-0 from City

comment by The happy gaffer pranks (U6283)
posted 1 hour, 55 minutes ago
i usually demand a blowy while i give the mrs a back massage
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Fecking hell, she's flexible 😳