The lad can't trap a bag of cement

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Name a better striker you could get for half the price. I'm intrigued.

Koeman will bring in a far better Striker at half the price, mark my words!!

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Wazza?

£90m!! Fantastic bit of business if true

I'm in A&E with a broken foot currently after seeing what all the fuss was about and trying to trap a bag of cement.

comment by _Viva_la Nemanja Vida (U6044)
posted 35 seconds ago
The lad can't trap a bag of cement
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How exactly would you trap a bag of cement?

Would it be as simple as a piece of cheese under a box held up by a stick? A cheeky hole in the ground covered loosely with twigs and leaves? Or would you need to go a little more advanced with some fancy noose trap device that would fasten round his little cement ankles and haul him up into a tree?

Good luck to your £40m replacement striker aiming for 90ish goals in 150ish games for you.

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 54 seconds ago
comment by _Viva_la Nemanja Vida (U6044)
posted 35 seconds ago
The lad can't trap a bag of cement
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How exactly would you trap a bag of cement?

Would it be as simple as a piece of cheese under a box held up by a stick? A cheeky hole in the ground covered loosely with twigs and leaves? Or would you need to go a little more advanced with some fancy noose trap device that would fasten round his little cement ankles and haul him up into a tree?
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Cement doesn't move quickly... A big oversized butterfly net sort of thing would do the job... Although the net would tear trying to lift it i suppose

A real man would just use a lasso and then wrestle it to the ground

If he guarantees us 25+ goals a season, I couldn't give a fack if the club spend 90 mill on him. It's not my money and I don't know why Everton fans would be happy, you are losing your best player and that money will only line your new owners pockets.

comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 7 seconds ago
Good luck to your £40m replacement striker aiming for 90ish goals in 150ish games for you.
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You mean £45m...because that's half of £90m.

(90/2=45)

maybe a large metal anvil timed to drop directly onto the cement as it trudges across the landscape?

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comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 54 seconds ago
comment by _Viva_la Nemanja Vida (U6044)
posted 35 seconds ago
The lad can't trap a bag of cement
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How exactly would you trap a bag of cement?

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Don't ask Big Rom

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comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 2 minutes ago
Good luck to your £40m replacement striker aiming for 90ish goals in 150ish games for you.
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Harry Kane - 78 PL goals in 105 games, transfer fee = £0
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Needs to do it for more than 3 seasons if you are going to compare him with the likes of Lukaku.

3 season wonder.

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comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 2 minutes ago
Good luck to your £40m replacement striker aiming for 90ish goals in 150ish games for you.
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Harry Kane - 78 PL goals in 105 games, transfer fee = £0
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Trophies won? Big fat Zero. Meanwhile a very poor Utd have won 3 in last 15 months.

Kane needs to leave Spurs before he becomes the next Shearer.

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1 in a row then.

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comment by Giggs#11 (U19135)
posted 28 minutes ago
If he guarantees us 25+ goals a season, I couldn't give a fack if the club spend 90 mill on him. It's not my money and I don't know why Everton fans would be happy, you are losing your best player and that money will only line your new owners pockets.
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I don't think it will, going by reports coming from the club we're still on the hunt for new players. Most Evertonians would rather sell Rom and buy two 15+ strikers (Giroud & Dembélé ). Given the choice I would have loved to have kept Lukaku and added one of those strikers but Rom wants out and there's nowt we can do about it.