Might as well just hurry this thread onto its intended destination.

Who do we think has the biggest shlong in the PL?

P.S. Barry-esque graphs explaining length, girth, head shape and vein structure are welcomed.

Kurt Zouma or Dembele

I think Mamadou Sakho.
It's why he always looks off balanced on the pitch.

I'm sure there are other forums you can go to, if you would like to discuss men's di***.
I thought JA606 was about football.

comment by Firmino Can Karius {Proud owner of the 5 000 0... (U2720)
posted 3 minutes ago
I think Mamadou Sakho.
It's why he always looks off balanced on the pitch.
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Yep I was gna say Sakho. He must be packing.

comment by AFCISMYTEAM (U14931)
posted 1 minute ago
I'm sure there are other forums you can go to, if you would like to discuss men's di***.
I thought JA606 was about football.
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Pornhub is blocked at work bruh.

comment by Firmino Can Karius {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 4 minutes ago
Might as well just hurry this thread onto its intended destination.

Who do we think has the biggest shlong in the PL?

P.S. Barry-esque graphs explaining length, girth, head shape and vein structure are welcomed.
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Roy Hodgson....it's that big it puts such a strain on his vocal chords and tongue it causes him to lisp.

I reckon Gylffi Sigurdsson has a massive pipe.

comment by AFCISMYTEAM (U14931)
posted 4 minutes ago
I'm sure there are other forums you can go to, if you would like to discuss men's di***.
I thought JA606 was about football.
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comment by Sir Digby (U6039)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by AFCISMYTEAM (U14931)
posted 4 minutes ago
I'm sure there are other forums you can go to, if you would like to discuss men's di***.
I thought JA606 was about football.
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The number one hit on google when you search "well endowed premier league footballers."

https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/75036

I remember once reading John Motson's being described as the size of a baby's arm.

comment by AFCISMYTEAM (U14931)
posted 30 minutes ago
I'm sure there are other forums you can go to, if you would like to discuss men's di***.
I thought JA606 was about football.
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Football and Brexit.

And a poster called RDD used to do a regular article on make-up tips.

Have you seen the revised suggestion doing the rounds?

Belgian scoring genius,
We can’t sing about his penis,
We’re politically correct,
He’s offside when erect

They have tried to ban our song
About our players 2 foot dong
they can moan and they can beg
but we'll still sing about his 3rd leg

My goodness..

comment by Juan Matador (U17834)
posted 4 hours, 35 minutes ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 6 minutes ago
My terrible joke has gone over everyone's head.

I even tagged the Everton board as a hint.
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I doubt that went over anyone's head mate.

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Won't go over....or under Roms head!

Proves we live in liberated times if United fans like to sing songs about the players nobs rather than their skills.

On his latest interview with Sky Sports, he mentioned chants as being a bit absurd, and especially "the one" about him having no place in football, and also shorting him 2 inches.