comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted 1 minute ago
This is a link to what your constituency is likely to vote for lads

https://news.sky.com/story/exit-poll-what-is-the-forecast-election-result-in-my-constituency-13163180
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99% labour for me

comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by rosso says the time has come to unlock the unl... (U17054)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted less than a minute ago
BBC projects that Jeremy Hunt, Grant Shapps, Penny Mordaunt, Steve Baker, Iain Duncan Smith and Jacob Rees-Mogg are all likely to lose their seats

This is worthy of a fat injection
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If Baker goes I will inject my entire cocck into itself.
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He nearly lost to the Libs in 2019 anyway he was always gonna go
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I seem to remember him being a bit of an idiot during the pandemic, getting all pally with the contrarians and conspiraloons on Twitter

comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted 4 minutes ago
This is a link to what your constituency is likely to vote for lads

https://news.sky.com/story/exit-poll-what-is-the-forecast-election-result-in-my-constituency-13163180
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Lab gain 52%
Con hold (Sticky Vicky P) 48%

Gonna be a close one

29% drop in the Tory vote in Midlands, 16% in London.

comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted 5 minutes ago
Still think this is an underwhelming result for Keith given what the polls were predicting for him. These Tories are so much more worse than Major’s version too
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How is it underwhelming? It’s one of the biggest landslides in history.
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The polls all had 200+ majorities though which is why I found it underwhelming compared to the actual result

Britain Elects reckon a good 190 seats could have as little as 2000 votes in it

comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by rosso says the time has come to unlock the unl... (U17054)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted less than a minute ago
BBC projects that Jeremy Hunt, Grant Shapps, Penny Mordaunt, Steve Baker, Iain Duncan Smith and Jacob Rees-Mogg are all likely to lose their seats

This is worthy of a fat injection
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If Baker goes I will inject my entire cocck into itself.
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He nearly lost to the Libs in 2019 anyway he was always gonna go
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I seem to remember him being a bit of an idiot during the pandemic, getting all pally with the contrarians and conspiraloons on Twitter
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‘Former so-called ‘hard man of Brexit’ Steve Baker appeared to hint on Monday that he would be up for a run at the leadership himself.
The Northern Ireland minister, who has a majority of just over 4,000 in his Wycombe constituency, told Sky News: “I wouldn’t rule it [a leadership bid] out.

“The reality is that my colleagues have sent for me before the referendum, after the referendum, during Covid and over net zero. And on all four occasions, I’ve led actual MPs to a great degree of success – and I wouldn’t mind the chance to do it again”.’

https://www.cityam.com/election-2024-who-could-be-in-the-running-for-tory-leadership-post-july-4/#

HAHAHAJAHAJAJHAHAHA FACKING DELICIOUS

Any news on the workers patty?

30p Lee at risk to Labour

Oh my god, this is wonderful.

comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted 45 seconds ago
comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted 5 minutes ago
Still think this is an underwhelming result for Keith given what the polls were predicting for him. These Tories are so much more worse than Major’s version too
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How is it underwhelming? It’s one of the biggest landslides in history.
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The polls all had 200+ majorities though which is why I found it underwhelming compared to the actual result
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That’s because you place too much importance on polls.

The Dems should be the proudest party tonight imo

comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted 7 seconds ago
comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted 5 minutes ago
Still think this is an underwhelming result for Keith given what the polls were predicting for him. These Tories are so much more worse than Major’s version too
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How is it underwhelming? It’s one of the biggest landslides in history.
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The polls all had 200+ majorities though which is why I found it underwhelming compared to the actual result
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comment by rosso says the time has come to unlock the unlimited Pote-ntial of the Fernçalvenoo triumvirate (U17054)
posted about a minute ago
30p Lee at risk to Labour

Oh my god, this is wonderful.
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Manifest it 🙌

They could easily get a 200 seat majority though as so many seats are too close to call

Sarah-Jane Mee

comment by rosso says the time has come to unlock the unlimited Pote-ntial of the Fernçalvenoo triumvirate (U17054)
posted 2 minutes ago
30p Lee at risk to Labour

Oh my god, this is wonderful.
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Hahahhaha please!

Channel 4 coverage is a bit of a mess

Hartlepool going to reform?? wtf

https://x.com/owenwntr/status/1808976582364578047?s=46&t=bPTrpdgNggCdz9igvhmVyw

comment by Onana what's my name? (U14210)
posted less than a minute ago
They could easily get a 200 seat majority though as so many seats are too close to call
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When has an exit poll not been completely accurate though? I think in 2019 they were 6/7 seats off

Shame that slug faced cuuuuunt Farage might finally win a seat.

comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted less than a minute ago
Hartlepool going to reform?? wtf

https://x.com/owenwntr/status/1808976582364578047?s=46&t=bPTrpdgNggCdz9igvhmVyw
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Have you ever been to Hartlepool?

Grim as fack mate.

comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted less than a minute ago
Channel 4 coverage is a bit of a mess
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Channel 4 normally is a mess

comment by rosso says the time has come to unlock the unl... (U17054)
posted about a minute ago
comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted less than a minute ago
Hartlepool going to reform?? wtf

https://x.com/owenwntr/status/1808976582364578047?s=46&t=bPTrpdgNggCdz9igvhmVyw
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Have you ever been to Hartlepool?

Grim as fack mate.
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It went back to Labour a few months back though

Plaid are 2 seats up their leader looks like Clark Kent

Hartlepool might be the most mentally challenged town in the country, to be fair.