I'll never forget how nervous he made me in that FA cup final where Cech pulled off, imo, the best save i've seen live. He was great when he came on.

Other than that...WTF are we doing

I think he'll be a good signing for you.

Nick

He'll win you the second leg of our league cup tie. Just pump a few balls into him and watch our defenders flee for their lives.

35 mill back then would be like 80 mill now - that was before sky doubled the PL Pay

Gaza’s to lazio 1 mill

Everything is reletive

comment by The Candlestick Maker (U8959)
posted 1 minute ago
He'll win you the second leg of our league cup tie. Just pump a few balls into him and watch our defenders flee for their lives.
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tbf if we had him in those positions morata found himself, he would of atleast got one.

comment by TheWhiteWall (U17633)
posted 4 minutes ago
Nick
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He's a decent player White Wall on his day, and can defo do a job for you, but the whole injury issues makes me really wonder is he worth even a punt as a back up striker.

Honest appraisal ?
Tall.

Considering Conte will only allow two attacking players on the field at once, it’s an odd choice going for a striker that’s so limited in his game and only really thrives in one area.

If your looking for an English crock, why the fluck didnt you give is 25 mill for Sturridge.

He'll score the goal to put Barca out or something mad like that and injure himself in the process

tbh i think he's a better option that batshitcrazy or whatever his name is.

Tell you what though, for a player of limited ability, he's sure led a charmed life in terms of contracts and wages.

The first game he scored a brace or something there will be the ‘get him on the plane’ headlines before the World Cup.

comment by RonaldVilliers (U21490)
posted 9 minutes ago
He'll score the goal to put Barca out or something mad like that and injure himself in the process

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comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 14 minutes ago
The first game he scored a brace or something there will be the ‘get him on the plane’ headlines before the World Cup.
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lol so true for carroll for some reason. Walcott also gets the treatment

comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 14 minutes ago
The first game he scored a brace or something there will be the ‘get him on the plane’ headlines before the World Cup.
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lol so true for carroll for some reason. Walcott also gets the treatment
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Carroll will forever be labelled as 'a great option off the bench' for England, and that 'the likes of Spain and Brazil will hate playing against him'.

I'm still assuming this all just goes away quietly

If you sign him it's great for a laugh, and if not then the narrative we'll opt for is that you got snubbed by Andy Carroll

watching the big lump can be amusing but I can imagine if you ask other pl defenders he'll be on most lists of players they would least likely want to face but still

comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 7 minutes ago
If you sign him it's great for a laugh, and if not then the narrative we'll opt for is that you got snubbed by Andy Carroll
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Nah, we'll invoke the Barclay rule

Will always love that header he scored against Sweden at Euro 2012.