Yes I do, but I am not telling

Serge Aurier tweeted a beach emoji, three lions, a shark, a time machine and a birthday cake

So I'm pretty sure they've all accidentally ended up in a time warp somewhere, probably as a result of swimming too fast trying to avoid a great white attack whilst on holiday, and they won't come out of there until their birthdays.

Anyone know when their birthdays are so we can calculate which games they'll be available for? Will they be fit straight away though?

Bing it grandma

On the 6 August

comment by NotSoMagicJuande (U1913)
posted 1 minute ago
Serge Aurier tweeted a beach emoji, three lions, a shark, a time machine and a birthday cake

So I'm pretty sure they've all accidentally ended up in a time warp somewhere, probably as a result of swimming too fast trying to avoid a great white attack whilst on holiday, and they won't come out of there until their birthdays.

Anyone know when their birthdays are so we can calculate which games they'll be available for? Will they be fit straight away though?
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You forgot the eagle emoji

comment by Muswell Hill Spursssssss (U6243)
posted 46 seconds ago
comment by NotSoMagicJuande (U1913)
posted 1 minute ago
Serge Aurier tweeted a beach emoji, three lions, a shark, a time machine and a birthday cake

So I'm pretty sure they've all accidentally ended up in a time warp somewhere, probably as a result of swimming too fast trying to avoid a great white attack whilst on holiday, and they won't come out of there until their birthdays.

Anyone know when their birthdays are so we can calculate which games they'll be available for? Will they be fit straight away though?
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You forgot the eagle emoji
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I was hoping that meant either him or Sissoko are off to Palace !

Would be some team Spurs will put out if nobody who made the semis is fit.

GK Vorm
LB Davies
CB Sanchez
CB Foyth
RB Aurier
CM Winks
CM Wanyama
LW Son
AM Eriksen
RW Lamela
FW Llorente

Still would beat Newcastle.

comment by Diamondlights (U20501)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Muswell Hill Spursssssss (U6243)
posted 46 seconds ago
comment by NotSoMagicJuande (U1913)
posted 1 minute ago
Serge Aurier tweeted a beach emoji, three lions, a shark, a time machine and a birthday cake

So I'm pretty sure they've all accidentally ended up in a time warp somewhere, probably as a result of swimming too fast trying to avoid a great white attack whilst on holiday, and they won't come out of there until their birthdays.

Anyone know when their birthdays are so we can calculate which games they'll be available for? Will they be fit straight away though?
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You forgot the eagle emoji
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I was hoping that meant either him or Sissoko are off to Palace !
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comment by RonaldVilliers - Rangers Scotland's only Septuple Treble Winners. (U21490)
posted 4 minutes ago
Would be some team Spurs will put out if nobody who made the semis is fit.

GK Vorm
LB Davies
CB Sanchez
CB Foyth
RB Aurier
CM Winks
CM Wanyama
LW Son
AM Eriksen
RW Lamela
FW Llorente

Still would beat Newcastle.
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Wanyama, foyth, Winks are injured

who would fill in there?

Carter Vickers > Foyth
Sissoko > Wanyama
Onomah > Winks

Seriously down to the bare bones if that was the case.

New signings🤔

KWP still can't get a game

Vorm
Aurier Sanchez CCV Davies KWP
Amos Eriksen
Moura Son
Llorente

crystal palace are gonna get max meyer on a free even if he is a d11ck and turns out to be shiiiit he's a signing at least and we need a cm

so Seri has gone to Fulham
Meyer to Palace...

comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted 3 minutes ago
crystal palace are gonna get max meyer on a freeeven if he is a d11ck and turns out to be shiiiit he's a signing at least and we need a cm
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Levy tried to negotiate the transport expenses for the free transfer

hes the same age as grealish

Meyer is decent.

Anyone know how bad Wanyama's injury is?

The worst timing. I haaaaaaate players getting injured at the end of pre season. If they get fit again in a few weeks, they're playing catch up.

comment by NotSoMagicJuande (U1913)
posted 1 minute ago
Meyer is decent.

Anyone know how bad Wanyama's injury is?

The worst timing. I haaaaaaate players getting injured at the end of pre season. If they get fit again in a few weeks, they're playing catch up.
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I think it all seems a little suspicious stuff like this

Back on Monday

comment by NotSoMagicJuande (U1913)
posted 2 minutes ago
Meyer is decent.

Anyone know how bad Wanyama's injury is?

The worst timing. I haaaaaaate players getting injured at the end of pre season. If they get fit again in a few weeks, they're playing catch up.
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Poch said it was the same injury as last season

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by NotSoMagicJuande (U1913)
posted 1 minute ago
Meyer is decent.

Anyone know how bad Wanyama's injury is?

The worst timing. I haaaaaaate players getting injured at the end of pre season. If they get fit again in a few weeks, they're playing catch up.
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I think it all seems a little suspicious stuff like this
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in what way?

comment by NotSoMagicJuande (U1913)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by NotSoMagicJuande (U1913)
posted 1 minute ago
Meyer is decent.

Anyone know how bad Wanyama's injury is?

The worst timing. I haaaaaaate players getting injured at the end of pre season. If they get fit again in a few weeks, they're playing catch up.
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I think it all seems a little suspicious stuff like this
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in what way?
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In either - holy hell its a bad injury and this could be a serious problem or (and in a sense the more likely IMO) it is probably PED related

comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted 42 minutes ago
crystal palace are gonna get max meyer on a freeeven if he is a d11ck and turns out to be shiiiit he's a signing at least and we need a cm
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Last I read he wanted 120k a week. Still think he’d be a good player for us though

Meyer going to Palace?

What a signing for them if so.