Btw....this IS serious u know, I do really fkn like her, its tough u know......every time I see I her I have to run and knock one out! And they aint amateur figures either!!
every time I see I her I have to run and knock one out!
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Only another man's wife (AMW) is out of bounds. Totally wrong especially if they have kids. Think of the children. When a married bird comes on to me, I tell her how I am looking after my family and she should do the same.
They never call me again and in fact, I've saved a marriage that was on the brink by doing this as it inspired a rallying cry in that marriage that has kept them together since.
However, another man's girlfriend is fair game and most of the times much easier to bed than having to actually date a girl.
Another man's girlfriend (AMG) never (or rarely) wants to be taken out, wined and dined, gifts, meet the family etc. All that lovey dovey stuff out the window. Easiest leg spread ever. All you have to do is hit it better than the boyfriend and you will be king.
Furthermore AMGs tend to spread em real wide for you, they want you to really get in there and mix it all up. They love going through all the styles, ready to try creative new styles, love to do it in exotic places and extremely enthusiastic when it comes to fellatio.
They don't limit you like a potential girlfriend (PG) does, because PGs rarely want to look like a hoe on the first bedding. AMGs don't care about that as its already confirmed that she's a hoe who's probably been smashed hundreds of times before.
My advise is to take this opportunity to cross out some items on your bucket list.
Boob job, hand job, feet job, facial, boob spray, face spray, bum spray, gurgling, in the car, in the attic, in the basement, the pool, sideways, inside out, upside down.
I've crossed all these of my list thanks to AMGs. After the first few years of marriage, your wife limits such activity so you need to fill your boots.
Personally, when I don't know whether to smash a AMG, I just buy new Nikes and then I proceed to just do it.
You're welcome
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comment by Freedom FC 🇺🇸 (World Series Champs) (U7214)
posted 8 hours, 19 minutes ago
The occasional nudge as she walks past and gentle rub on the head too....very touchy feely.
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What are you, a dog?
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He’s not the president of the European Union mr Junker is he?
mate I'm guessing you're in your 20's? - who cares, just take the fun whilst you can
http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjSj8v7hK7fAhUL_KQKHfAIB2gQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffilmi-onlain.info%2Fjpgopng-osep-njdoe.shtml&psig=AOvVaw0L9M9MRFXBmBCztucTpls4&ust=1545382579732895
Fill ya boots GB
Just smash her GB. All fair in love and war. If she wants the D, she wants the D. That's all there is to it fella.
Yes GB smash her.
Also, if you're having to knock one out anytime you see her, that can be a problem.
When it happens you'll probably come in your pants before the action starts. We can't have that. This is easily solved by knocking one off before you smash her.
The length of time between knocking one off and smashing her must be monitored depending on how hot she is. How hot she is will determine how hot for her you will be.
If she is extremely hot, you must excuse yourself just when the foreplay is about to start, go to the bathroom and knock one off. At this time, you'll be near explosion already so you will be done in less than two minutes.
After that, make sure you've cleaned yourself properly and exit the bathroom, cool as a cucumber.
You'll find that you are now more relaxed, taking it easy and she has some work to do to get you going, which is what she wants. She will love how cool you are. It will take away nervousness from your mind and transfer it all to her mind and from there you can do whatever you want and she'll just think its cool and normal.
This is better than being a blundering mess and blowing your load too soon.
If she is average hot, I suggest knocking one off before she arrives. But don't wait more than one hour after she arrives or you'll have to restart the process.
If she isn't hot, I suggest you knock one off in the morning while taking a shower. If she's ugly, the previous evening while in bed.
Tell us how it goes.
GB has been friend zoned most likely which is why she can be touchy freely and get away with it
is this work related or where is she touching you up.
if in work she needs to be reported for sexual harassement cos if you don't bone her she will report you. it always ends in tears
if its outside work then just break them up first
lol the girl knows that GB is horny and desperate to get laid so she just messes with him in the office
There’s an unwritten rule that girls can flirt in the office way more than in public and get away with it. Poor GB has been friend zoned and doesn’t even know it. He’ll probably buy her a Christmas present and all
and gentle rub on the head too
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Not a good sign that
You're been friend zoned there
if its outside work then just break them up first
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No way. Have a heart!
Just smash the lads girlfriend and leave it at that. Don't be a monster.
comment by 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 (U18355)
posted 16 minutes ago
lol the girl knows that GB is horny and desperate to get laid so she just messes with him in the office
There’s an unwritten rule that girls can flirt in the office way more than in public and get away with it. Poor GB has been friend zoned and doesn’t even know it. He’ll probably buy her a Christmas present and all
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Crying under the mistletoe as she runs back to grahem her bo
Basically its fkn obvious fellas, now im not a bstrd.....but fk me she is smokin hot and a 10/10 figure too, I kinda want to but I also know her boyfriend and hes ok.
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well if she's a 10/10 I suppose you have a chance as they do say opposites attract
I am a very ethical guy and beleive in karma, as everything goes round in circles, so respect others and hope to receive the same!
However a part of me thinks why am I like that? Since the begining of time its always been the biggest dinosaur always got the best pickings!
Just like Alpha males.. No actually all males in the animal world, its survival of the fittest and if an oppotunity arrises then most males will take it in a heartbeat.
The females are hardly loyalists themselves...
Its only through our own fabricated social agenda that we have had drilled into us, is to follow the rules of the new world..
When in fact our bodies are no stronger than any other Homo-Sapien that has ever lived and we all have the same inevitable problem...
Do we want to live our reasonably short lives missing out on the things that we so desire?
No love...1 man....u guys talk some sense. Btw...the rub of the head is a slow rub fellas, NOTa kinda...ah u scallywag.
Even today i had my hack to her and she gently touched my ear to.get my attention.
I spent 0.5hr with her alone today on a coffee break( yeah its at work).....moaning about her boyfriend i was just thinking, i need to jump you...fk i need to jump you!!
which head of yours is she rubbing ?
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 22 minutes ago
No love...1 man....u guys talk some sense. Btw...the rub of the head is a slow rub fellas, NOTa kinda...ah u scallywag.
Even today i had my hack to her and she gently touched my ear to.get my attention.
I spent 0.5hr with her alone today on a coffee break( yeah its at work).....moaning about her boyfriend i was just thinking, i need to jump you...fk i need to jump you!!
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But then you realised you can’t do that in the friend zone
GB the only way to really tell is if you walk over to her desk, ask her to close her eyes for a surprise and get to hold her hand out.
Whip out your cccxj and slap it in her hand.
You’ll know right away if she’s game.. Works a great
if baz is head of h r at his work
i want a job there
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
Then about s€x, not getting a lot......I can sort that for her.
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 9 minutes ago
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
Then about s€x, not getting a lot......I can sort that for her.
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I’ve told you how.
No, another one, to see if she’s interested. Assume, you are a bit on the tiny side, so get yourself a prosthetic ccck. A giant 24 inches should do the trick, and wear tight trousers. When you speak to her, sit down in a way that shows your giant member along your trouser leg.
Drives em nuts, I tell you.
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posted on 19/12/18
Btw....this IS serious u know, I do really fkn like her, its tough u know......every time I see I her I have to run and knock one out! And they aint amateur figures either!!
posted on 20/12/18
this is brilliant
posted on 20/12/18
every time I see I her I have to run and knock one out!
---------
Only another man's wife (AMW) is out of bounds. Totally wrong especially if they have kids. Think of the children. When a married bird comes on to me, I tell her how I am looking after my family and she should do the same.
They never call me again and in fact, I've saved a marriage that was on the brink by doing this as it inspired a rallying cry in that marriage that has kept them together since.
However, another man's girlfriend is fair game and most of the times much easier to bed than having to actually date a girl.
Another man's girlfriend (AMG) never (or rarely) wants to be taken out, wined and dined, gifts, meet the family etc. All that lovey dovey stuff out the window. Easiest leg spread ever. All you have to do is hit it better than the boyfriend and you will be king.
Furthermore AMGs tend to spread em real wide for you, they want you to really get in there and mix it all up. They love going through all the styles, ready to try creative new styles, love to do it in exotic places and extremely enthusiastic when it comes to fellatio.
They don't limit you like a potential girlfriend (PG) does, because PGs rarely want to look like a hoe on the first bedding. AMGs don't care about that as its already confirmed that she's a hoe who's probably been smashed hundreds of times before.
My advise is to take this opportunity to cross out some items on your bucket list.
Boob job, hand job, feet job, facial, boob spray, face spray, bum spray, gurgling, in the car, in the attic, in the basement, the pool, sideways, inside out, upside down.
I've crossed all these of my list thanks to AMGs. After the first few years of marriage, your wife limits such activity so you need to fill your boots.
Personally, when I don't know whether to smash a AMG, I just buy new Nikes and then I proceed to just do it.
You're welcome
posted on 20/12/18
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posted on 20/12/18
comment by Freedom FC 🇺🇸 (World Series Champs) (U7214)
posted 8 hours, 19 minutes ago
The occasional nudge as she walks past and gentle rub on the head too....very touchy feely.
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What are you, a dog?
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He’s not the president of the European Union mr Junker is he?
posted on 20/12/18
mate I'm guessing you're in your 20's? - who cares, just take the fun whilst you can
posted on 20/12/18
http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjSj8v7hK7fAhUL_KQKHfAIB2gQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffilmi-onlain.info%2Fjpgopng-osep-njdoe.shtml&psig=AOvVaw0L9M9MRFXBmBCztucTpls4&ust=1545382579732895
Fill ya boots GB
posted on 20/12/18
Just smash her GB. All fair in love and war. If she wants the D, she wants the D. That's all there is to it fella.
posted on 20/12/18
Yes GB smash her.
Also, if you're having to knock one out anytime you see her, that can be a problem.
When it happens you'll probably come in your pants before the action starts. We can't have that. This is easily solved by knocking one off before you smash her.
The length of time between knocking one off and smashing her must be monitored depending on how hot she is. How hot she is will determine how hot for her you will be.
If she is extremely hot, you must excuse yourself just when the foreplay is about to start, go to the bathroom and knock one off. At this time, you'll be near explosion already so you will be done in less than two minutes.
After that, make sure you've cleaned yourself properly and exit the bathroom, cool as a cucumber.
You'll find that you are now more relaxed, taking it easy and she has some work to do to get you going, which is what she wants. She will love how cool you are. It will take away nervousness from your mind and transfer it all to her mind and from there you can do whatever you want and she'll just think its cool and normal.
This is better than being a blundering mess and blowing your load too soon.
If she is average hot, I suggest knocking one off before she arrives. But don't wait more than one hour after she arrives or you'll have to restart the process.
If she isn't hot, I suggest you knock one off in the morning while taking a shower. If she's ugly, the previous evening while in bed.
Tell us how it goes.
posted on 20/12/18
GB has been friend zoned most likely which is why she can be touchy freely and get away with it
posted on 20/12/18
Groper
posted on 20/12/18
is this work related or where is she touching you up.
if in work she needs to be reported for sexual harassement cos if you don't bone her she will report you. it always ends in tears
if its outside work then just break them up first
posted on 20/12/18
lol the girl knows that GB is horny and desperate to get laid so she just messes with him in the office
There’s an unwritten rule that girls can flirt in the office way more than in public and get away with it. Poor GB has been friend zoned and doesn’t even know it. He’ll probably buy her a Christmas present and all
posted on 20/12/18
and gentle rub on the head too
-
Not a good sign that
You're been friend zoned there
posted on 20/12/18
if its outside work then just break them up first
======
No way. Have a heart!
Just smash the lads girlfriend and leave it at that. Don't be a monster.
posted on 20/12/18
comment by 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 (U18355)
posted 16 minutes ago
lol the girl knows that GB is horny and desperate to get laid so she just messes with him in the office
There’s an unwritten rule that girls can flirt in the office way more than in public and get away with it. Poor GB has been friend zoned and doesn’t even know it. He’ll probably buy her a Christmas present and all
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Crying under the mistletoe as she runs back to grahem her bo
posted on 20/12/18
Basically its fkn obvious fellas, now im not a bstrd.....but fk me she is smokin hot and a 10/10 figure too, I kinda want to but I also know her boyfriend and hes ok.
====
well if she's a 10/10 I suppose you have a chance as they do say opposites attract
posted on 20/12/18
I am a very ethical guy and beleive in karma, as everything goes round in circles, so respect others and hope to receive the same!
However a part of me thinks why am I like that? Since the begining of time its always been the biggest dinosaur always got the best pickings!
Just like Alpha males.. No actually all males in the animal world, its survival of the fittest and if an oppotunity arrises then most males will take it in a heartbeat.
The females are hardly loyalists themselves...
Its only through our own fabricated social agenda that we have had drilled into us, is to follow the rules of the new world..
When in fact our bodies are no stronger than any other Homo-Sapien that has ever lived and we all have the same inevitable problem...
Do we want to live our reasonably short lives missing out on the things that we so desire?
posted on 20/12/18
No love...1 man....u guys talk some sense. Btw...the rub of the head is a slow rub fellas, NOTa kinda...ah u scallywag.
Even today i had my hack to her and she gently touched my ear to.get my attention.
I spent 0.5hr with her alone today on a coffee break( yeah its at work).....moaning about her boyfriend i was just thinking, i need to jump you...fk i need to jump you!!
posted on 20/12/18
which head of yours is she rubbing ?
posted on 20/12/18
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 22 minutes ago
No love...1 man....u guys talk some sense. Btw...the rub of the head is a slow rub fellas, NOTa kinda...ah u scallywag.
Even today i had my hack to her and she gently touched my ear to.get my attention.
I spent 0.5hr with her alone today on a coffee break( yeah its at work).....moaning about her boyfriend i was just thinking, i need to jump you...fk i need to jump you!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
But then you realised you can’t do that in the friend zone
posted on 20/12/18
GB the only way to really tell is if you walk over to her desk, ask her to close her eyes for a surprise and get to hold her hand out.
Whip out your cccxj and slap it in her hand.
You’ll know right away if she’s game.. Works a great
posted on 20/12/18
if baz is head of h r at his work
i want a job there
posted on 20/12/18
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
Then about s€x, not getting a lot......I can sort that for her.
posted on 20/12/18
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 9 minutes ago
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
Then about s€x, not getting a lot......I can sort that for her.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve told you how.
No, another one, to see if she’s interested. Assume, you are a bit on the tiny side, so get yourself a prosthetic ccck. A giant 24 inches should do the trick, and wear tight trousers. When you speak to her, sit down in a way that shows your giant member along your trouser leg.
Drives em nuts, I tell you.
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