comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 23 minutes ago
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
Then about s€x, not getting a lot......I can sort that for her.
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so you're going to buy her a toy ?
batteries are getting so expensive now that wifes are starting to sleep with their husbands again
comment by ‘rd’ - if Kan’ye’ can,... (U19119)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 9 minutes ago
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
Then about s€x, not getting a lot......I can sort that for her.
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I’ve told you how.
No, another one, to see if she’s interested. Assume, you are a bit on the tiny side, so get yourself a prosthetic ccck. A giant 24 inches should do the trick, and wear tight trousers. When you speak to her, sit down in a way that shows your giant member along your trouser leg.
Drives em nuts, I tell you.
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It does it for the UTD fans but his is real.
I reckon if I mention I could be a "friend with benefits" if she feels the need, obv shes going through a bad time with her fella so maybe I can gain entry that way
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 3 minutes ago
I reckon if I mention I could be a "friend with benefits" if she feels the need, obv shes going through a bad time with her fella so maybe I can gain entry that way
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You are going to gain entry to her fella? Atleast buy the poor lad dinner before you mount him!
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comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 46 minutes ago
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
Then about s€x, not getting a lot......I can sort that for her.
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Was this when you were on coffee break with her?
If so, you missed a golden opportunity. Next time she mentions she has no vibrator when at a cafe, tell her to buy you a double shot espresso and you'll do the rest.
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Then he would give her an ‘expresso’. So quick she wouldn’t even know he’d done the business.
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Next year could be your year GB
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 46 minutes ago
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
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GB, this moment doesn't last forever. We are all adults here so if she said this then she's asking you to fack her.
A girl who brings up a vibrator during conversation doesn't just want regular seks, she wants to be deeply penetrated and flipped regularly like two pancakes on a pan that's on a stove that's too hot.
Make sure you remember what I told you about jerking off. First impressions matter. Fake it till you make it.
If you don't smash her, the moment will pass and she'll resent you. Instead of touching you up when she walks by, she'll start using another route altogether.
Is that what you want? Laugh now, but when she stops brushing you when she walks by and you never smashed her, its gonna hurt like a beech.
Better to have smashed and lost than never to have smashed at all.
No love...i feel u bro! Ur like my older brother, great advice and looking after me.
Lets see what happens...woke up hard too
woke up hard too
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You're welcome GB.
GB, listen mate, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news here but, in my experience, when women have boyfriends and want some attention, nothing else, they flirt in public, and get overly dirty, when women genuinely want you, they do it privately.
comment by The Spanish Italians (U21595)
posted 4 hours, 22 minutes ago
GB, listen mate, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news here but, in my experience, when women have boyfriends and want some attention, nothing else, they flirt in public, and get overly dirty, when women genuinely want you, they do it privately.
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Very true.
Spanish....some truth in that. I had it both ways tbh.
GB, just for the record have you actually lost your cherry yet.
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Cherry?? Oh yeah baby....unfortunately not bagged or had the courage to tell this one; oh well...have to knock another one out
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posted on 20/12/18
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 23 minutes ago
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
Then about s€x, not getting a lot......I can sort that for her.
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so you're going to buy her a toy ?
posted on 20/12/18
batteries are getting so expensive now that wifes are starting to sleep with their husbands again
posted on 20/12/18
comment by ‘rd’ - if Kan’ye’ can,... (U19119)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 9 minutes ago
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
Then about s€x, not getting a lot......I can sort that for her.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve told you how.
No, another one, to see if she’s interested. Assume, you are a bit on the tiny side, so get yourself a prosthetic ccck. A giant 24 inches should do the trick, and wear tight trousers. When you speak to her, sit down in a way that shows your giant member along your trouser leg.
Drives em nuts, I tell you.
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It does it for the UTD fans but his is real.
posted on 20/12/18
I reckon if I mention I could be a "friend with benefits" if she feels the need, obv shes going through a bad time with her fella so maybe I can gain entry that way
posted on 20/12/18
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 3 minutes ago
I reckon if I mention I could be a "friend with benefits" if she feels the need, obv shes going through a bad time with her fella so maybe I can gain entry that way
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You are going to gain entry to her fella? Atleast buy the poor lad dinner before you mount him!
posted on 20/12/18
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posted on 20/12/18
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posted on 20/12/18
comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 46 minutes ago
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
Then about s€x, not getting a lot......I can sort that for her.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Was this when you were on coffee break with her?
If so, you missed a golden opportunity. Next time she mentions she has no vibrator when at a cafe, tell her to buy you a double shot espresso and you'll do the rest.
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Then he would give her an ‘expresso’. So quick she wouldn’t even know he’d done the business.
posted on 20/12/18
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posted on 21/12/18
Next year could be your year GB
posted on 21/12/18
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 46 minutes ago
Gota just tell her....I want to do her. She was telling me today that she has no vibrator at all! I was like what, not at all.
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GB, this moment doesn't last forever. We are all adults here so if she said this then she's asking you to fack her.
A girl who brings up a vibrator during conversation doesn't just want regular seks, she wants to be deeply penetrated and flipped regularly like two pancakes on a pan that's on a stove that's too hot.
Make sure you remember what I told you about jerking off. First impressions matter. Fake it till you make it.
If you don't smash her, the moment will pass and she'll resent you. Instead of touching you up when she walks by, she'll start using another route altogether.
Is that what you want? Laugh now, but when she stops brushing you when she walks by and you never smashed her, its gonna hurt like a beech.
Better to have smashed and lost than never to have smashed at all.
posted on 21/12/18
No love...i feel u bro! Ur like my older brother, great advice and looking after me.
Lets see what happens...woke up hard too
posted on 21/12/18
woke up hard too
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You're welcome GB.
posted on 21/12/18
GB, listen mate, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news here but, in my experience, when women have boyfriends and want some attention, nothing else, they flirt in public, and get overly dirty, when women genuinely want you, they do it privately.
posted on 21/12/18
comment by The Spanish Italians (U21595)
posted 4 hours, 22 minutes ago
GB, listen mate, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news here but, in my experience, when women have boyfriends and want some attention, nothing else, they flirt in public, and get overly dirty, when women genuinely want you, they do it privately.
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Very true.
posted on 21/12/18
Spanish....some truth in that. I had it both ways tbh.
posted on 21/12/18
GB, just for the record have you actually lost your cherry yet.
posted on 21/12/18
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posted on 21/12/18
Cherry?? Oh yeah baby....unfortunately not bagged or had the courage to tell this one; oh well...have to knock another one out
posted on 21/12/18
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posted on 21/12/18
The amount of compensation going on in this thread is off the charts.
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