"The answer to that of course is that I have a dissertation to be planning and could probably be making better use of my time than creating match threads to aggravate an online rivalry; but oh well, who needs a degree anyway."
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View, how hard is it to plagarise the BBC footie website?
I promise never to post the team again BTW!
UTR, (looking forward to a boozy away day at Brentford next week.
Live @ http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewLiveArticle/411718
One match ban enabled
Eyup Ramette xx
Quality stuff, as ever.
Are you in attendance tomorrow ? If so, say hello to your old Dad
Thank you NSR Apparently UK degrees will be worthless post Brexit anyway.............
Bit of a juggle tomorrow with an early kick off - work - and rugby...........
We certainly need a lift tomorrow after this disastrous day at Headingley
comment by HebridesRam (U2909)
posted 18 seconds ago
Thank you NSRApparently UK degrees will be worthless post Brexit anyway.............
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I hope you aren't studying English NSR?
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
Brilliant. Hebchick has a First in English (from Glasgow) so will relay this
Waiting until the odds are 500/1
In a bizarre twist Keogh bowled Reece (34) Falcons v Steelbacks
44 off 54 balls
- can Derbyshire "do an England" and throw it away Heb?
I have to remember my 6 x table!
36 off 42 now, 9 wickets in hand.
Come on DCCC.
15 required from 30 balls, 9 wickets in hand.
Phase 1 complete. Then its Scotland v France, Footy, and England v Ireland. And fishing. Busy day ahead
All done and dusted at the County Ground, Derbyshire win by nine wickets.
Northants 100 all out (18 overs)
Derbyshire 101/1 (17.1 overs)
Similar dispatching of the opposition tomorrow would be welcome.
Good day everyone, it's going to be hot. That means a display of fat bloke legs at PP this afternoon.
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posted on 23/8/19
🎉🎉🎉
posted on 23/8/19
posted on 23/8/19
"The answer to that of course is that I have a dissertation to be planning and could probably be making better use of my time than creating match threads to aggravate an online rivalry; but oh well, who needs a degree anyway."
_____________________________________________________
View, how hard is it to plagarise the BBC footie website?
I promise never to post the team again BTW!
UTR, (looking forward to a boozy away day at Brentford next week.
posted on 23/8/19
*NSR
posted on 23/8/19
Live @ http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewLiveArticle/411718
One match ban enabled
posted on 23/8/19
Eyup Ramette xx
Quality stuff, as ever.
Are you in attendance tomorrow ? If so, say hello to your old Dad
posted on 23/8/19
Thank you NSR Apparently UK degrees will be worthless post Brexit anyway.............
posted on 23/8/19
Bit of a juggle tomorrow with an early kick off - work - and rugby...........
posted on 23/8/19
We certainly need a lift tomorrow after this disastrous day at Headingley
posted on 23/8/19
comment by HebridesRam (U2909)
posted 18 seconds ago
Thank you NSRApparently UK degrees will be worthless post Brexit anyway.............
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I hope you aren't studying English NSR?
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
posted on 23/8/19
Brilliant. Hebchick has a First in English (from Glasgow) so will relay this
posted on 23/8/19
Aus lead 268
posted on 23/8/19
Waiting until the odds are 500/1
posted on 23/8/19
In a bizarre twist Keogh bowled Reece (34) Falcons v Steelbacks
posted on 23/8/19
44 off 54 balls
- can Derbyshire "do an England" and throw it away Heb?
posted on 23/8/19
I have to remember my 6 x table!
posted on 23/8/19
36 off 42 now, 9 wickets in hand.
Come on DCCC.
posted on 23/8/19
Boffin
posted on 23/8/19
15 required from 30 balls, 9 wickets in hand.
posted on 23/8/19
Phase 1 complete. Then its Scotland v France, Footy, and England v Ireland. And fishing. Busy day ahead
posted on 23/8/19
All done and dusted at the County Ground, Derbyshire win by nine wickets.
Northants 100 all out (18 overs)
Derbyshire 101/1 (17.1 overs)
posted on 23/8/19
Similar dispatching of the opposition tomorrow would be welcome.
posted on 23/8/19
Roger that
posted on 24/8/19
Mornin' y'all
posted on 24/8/19
Good day everyone, it's going to be hot. That means a display of fat bloke legs at PP this afternoon.
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