Trains seem a good place to pick up random celebrities/footballers, especially the Virgin cross country first class areas

Um..one time I saw Sun Ji Hai walking down the street with his family.

One time I saw Danny Sidebothom in the Trafford Centre

One time I saw Phil Bardsley with his wife Tanya from real Housewives of Cheshire in a supermarket. Phil was proper dressed like a čhàv, I actually only knew it was him because I recognise Tanya

One time when I was working as a cashier at Tesco I served Denis Law’s wife. It was when Gary Neville had just flopped at Valencia and he was on the front page of some newspaper she was buying. She defo dropped a cheeky plug, and said ‘oh poor Gary’ or something like that. I said ‘yeah he hasn’t done well’, then she drops ‘I know , I knew he got the job when my husband told me’ or something, then I questioned how she knew Gary and went on saying she’s Denis Law’s wife and has met all the players etc.

All very exciting as you can see

comment by Kunta Kante (U1641)
posted 18 minutes ago
Trains seem a good place to pick up random celebrities/footballers, especially the Virgin cross country first class areas

Um..one time I saw Sun Ji Hai walking down the street with his family.

One time I saw Danny Sidebothom in the Trafford Centre

One time I saw Phil Bardsley with his wife Tanya from real Housewives of Cheshire in a supermarket. Phil was proper dressed like a čhàv, I actually only knew it was him because I recognise Tanya

One time when I was working as a cashier at Tesco I served Denis Law’s wife. It was when Gary Neville had just flopped at Valencia and he was on the front page of some newspaper she was buying. She defo dropped a cheeky plug, and said ‘oh poor Gary’ or something like that. I said ‘yeah he hasn’t done well’, then she drops ‘I know , I knew he got the job when my husband told me’ or something, then I questioned how she knew Gary and went on saying she’s Denis Law’s wife and has met all the players etc.

All very exciting as you can see
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This has the makings of the world's worst after dinner speech

Though to be fair my stories - involving pulling up alongside the ginger magician Steve Davis at a set of traffic lights - are no better.

Agreed. I once had s*x with Tyra Banks on a Virgin Pendolino.

For me that just shows:

a) The level of pressure on a young lad is actually massive and his head is there spinning round worrying about form and what it means at the club and at the international level.

b) having a chat with a stranger on a train is a risky way to work out stuff. 9 years on a player couldn't do that as it'd be on the interweb a half hour later.

For me yes it says a lot about his ambitions and mentality and I know he was talking every early about playing for england etc.

It does show why he'd be a captain while others are just not at that level as they are not the same focus.

I met Tommy Sheridan at a swingers club.

He's been a good servant but the fact he's still here instead of someone like Toni Kroos demonstrates FSG's clear negligence.

Don't let Klopp turning water into wine distract from that!

comment by ICHK mkdos (U22400)
posted 1 hour, 34 minutes ago
He's been a good servant but the fact he's still here instead of someone like Toni Kroos demonstrates FSG's clear negligence.

Don't let Klopp turning water into wine distract from that!
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there so much wrong with that comment.

comment by ICHK mkdos (U22400)
posted 4 hours, 14 minutes ago
He's been a good servant but the fact he's still here instead of someone like Toni Kroos demonstrates FSG's clear negligence.

Don't let Klopp turning water into wine distract from that!
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Who's this priсk?