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comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 22/12/20

Thanks 4za

Yeah I did but I live with family, it was them who bought a house back up here. I'm moving out when Wales is covid 'safe'

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 22/12/20

Oh and gnocchi is amazing

comment by #4zA (U22472)

posted on 22/12/20

its my favorite

like s3x, even bad gnocchi is still grate

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 22/12/20

Wouldn't know, I've never had bad gnocchi

comment by #4zA (U22472)

posted on 22/12/20

if ur ever in New York, go too Gnoccheria, as u can guess its there speciality.
they do a gnocchi stuffd with mushroom

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 22/12/20

Oh no not mushrooms!

Anything but mushrooms!!

comment by #4zA (U22472)

posted on 22/12/20

...or cheeese, they also have gnocchi stuffed with cheese

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 22/12/20

Ohhh that's much better

comment by #4zA (U22472)

posted on 22/12/20

they r like ravioli but made of umm, gnocchi instead of macaroni

posted on 22/12/20

4zA do you listen to the Dominic the Donkey song this time of year? I heard it earlier and it reminded me of your love for them

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 22/12/20

Yeah he does he posted it here a little while ago

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 22/12/20

lol divock has div in the name

posted on 22/12/20

https://twitter.com/mistersalesman/status/1341296728188850178?s=21

posted on 22/12/20

<div>ock

posted on 22/12/20

n’tha

posted on 22/12/20

Loving the new thread name Pun

posted on 22/12/20

A Russian couple were strolling down the street in Moscow, when the husband felt a drop hit his nose.
'I think it's starting to rain,' he said to his wife.
'I don't think so, it felt more like snow to me,' she replied.
'No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them.
'Let's not fight about it,' the man said, 'let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing.'
As the official approached, the husband stopped him and asked, 'Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?'
'It's raining, of course,' he answered and walked on.
But the woman insisted: 'I know that felt like snow!'

To which the man quietly pointed out: 'Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!'

posted on 22/12/20

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 7 minutes ago
A Russian couple were strolling down the street in Moscow, when the husband felt a drop hit his nose.
'I think it's starting to rain,' he said to his wife.
'I don't think so, it felt more like snow to me,' she replied.
'No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them.
'Let's not fight about it,' the man said, 'let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing.'
As the official approached, the husband stopped him and asked, 'Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?'
'It's raining, of course,' he answered and walked on.
But the woman insisted: 'I know that felt like snow!'

To which the man quietly pointed out: 'Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!'
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Yes kit, yes

posted on 22/12/20

Is Rudolph a meteorologist?

posted on 22/12/20

No of course not, he’s a red nosed rain dear

posted on 22/12/20

That doesn’t qualify someone to be an expert in the field of rain. I’m not sure the joke works

posted on 22/12/20

posted on 22/12/20

Could you perhaps rewrite the joke and put in a back story of Rudolph and how it was he became a trained meteorologist.

I don’t tune in to Only Connect to find out what’s happening with the weather.

posted on 22/12/20

comment by Divoc==8k (U22339)
posted 11 minutes ago
Could you perhaps rewrite the joke and put in a back story of Rudolph and how it was he became a trained meteorologist.

I don’t tune in to Only Connect to find out what’s happening with the weather.
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No, you tune in to perv at VCM’s baps

posted on 22/12/20

comment by Divoc==8k (U22339)
posted 16 minutes ago
Could you perhaps rewrite the joke and put in a back story of Rudolph and how it was he became a trained meteorologist.

I don’t tune in to Only Connect to find out what’s happening with the weather.
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