I was half surprised until I read the bit about John Gregory being Rooney's assistant, it sort of made me check it wasn't 1st April after that.

What's a appt?

Fair play to him if it happens.

Be amazed if ends well. Blokes got the intelligence of the tyre he swings on.

Hope he proves me wrong.

And yet have Ole, Ole,long may it continue.

*you

comment by Igor have you ever felt the warm embrace of a leather seat between your legs. (U22200)
posted 15 minutes ago
And yet have Ole, Ole,long may it continue.
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Indeed. But I’ve never heard a popular comedian compare ole to a monkey. Or seen ole knocked out sparring with a teammate on social media. Or shaaagged a granny etc...

Don't worry bell_ends_are_everywhere, it's in the sun so take it with a bad of salt.

Bag*

Mel Morris has just been talking on Talk Sport and has rubbished this story.

comment by Ole-dirty-baztard (U19119)
posted 10 hours, 21 minutes ago
Fair play to him if it happens.

Be amazed if ends well. Blokes got the intelligence of the tyre he swings on.

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Allowing Rooney to manage any team would be an absolute joke - he hasn’t got the first idea of what that job entails

Any appointment like that would purely be made on his playing career and not in anything to do with possible managerial credentials - because he has absolute zero

The same could of course have been said about Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard and others like Kenny Dalglish in the past. I wouldn't want Rooney to be manager of Derby but it is hardly without precedent for a recently retired top player to go straight into management at a high level.

I can’t see rooney being a success as a manager. Atleast the likes of giggs, despite being a soulless dead eyed sociopath has some intelligence and Gerrard wasn’t as stupid as he seemed. Lampard was renown for being an intelligent football player (now there’s an oxymoron).

Rooney however doesn't have much grey matter up top...

He'll no doubt be devastated to read the considered opinion of some thicko on a chat site. I imagine he will immediately abandon all thoughts of ever going into management.

comment by lastapostleofvidal (U1491)
posted 42 seconds ago
He'll no doubt be devastated to read the considered opinion of some thicko on a chat site. I imagine he will immediately abandon all thoughts of ever going into management.
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That implies he can read...

The only thing Rooney has ever managed, is to poke his little kn0b up some granny’s stinking, rancid snatch

And apparently, he didn’t do that very well either

Mel has been amazingly patient with Cocu. He should have gone the moment he put TL back in the team after what happened the last year, but despite a bad start it does seem to be learning and is making the right choices even if the results haven't been there early season.

Rooney as manager I felt was on the cards earlier, as a panic replacement when things weren't going well, but if we're going down that route we might as well appoint Gazza, because Rooney does not come across as any kind of tactical mastermind. Even on the field while he can pass the ball well most of the time I question the effectiveness of his decision making a lot of the time and his ability to hurt teams up front comes from instinct, not intelligence, and it is much more difficult to communicate that.

Please, please make it be true..........

You can judge the veracity of this post by the few words extracted below
"win against us for once?"
How many times have we beaten them and finished above them in recent years?

Kazam Richards , Conner Wickham
I think this smells of desparation

I was told by a certain Liverpool based Derby fan that I was being ridiculous when I suggested this the other week. Mel likes a bit of show business and a high profile manager is one way to attract media attention.