Blessed are the peacemakers

"What's so special about cheese makers"

"It's not meant to be taken literally...it refers to any producer of dairy products"

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 1 minute ago
Blessed are the peacemakers

"What's so special about cheese makers"

"It's not meant to be taken literally...it refers to any producer of dairy products"
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https://youtu.be/-2iZjxSGca8

My favorite life of brian scene

Nigel Tufnel: "There's something about this that that's so black, it's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is...none, none more black".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5YU_spBw0

my favourite scene

TARS: "It's not possible"
Cooper: "No, it's necessary"

comment by Colemanballs (U22246)
posted 2 minutes ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5YU_spBw0

my favourite scene
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Should be a good one today...local boy

Spare a talon for an old ex lepar...

Did you say ex lepar

Yessir...cured sir

Half a dinari for me life story...!

There's no pleasing some people

That's just what jesus said sir

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 1 minute ago
Spare a talon for an old ex lepar...

Did you say ex lepar

Yessir...cured sir
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Brian: There's no pleasing some people.
Ex-leper: That's just what Jesus said, sir.

I'm a dapper dan man

If youre going python you really should include
"I fart in you general direction" and
"I'll bite your legs off"

comment by The Wonky Kronke (U16927)
posted 6 minutes ago
If youre going python you really should include
"I fart in you general direction" and
"I'll bite your legs off"
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Your mother smells of elderberries

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 0 seconds ago
comment by The Wonky Kronke (U16927)
posted 6 minutes ago
If youre going python you really should include
"I fart in you general direction" and
"I'll bite your legs off"
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Your mother smells of elderberries
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Nothing to do with the film...she just does

comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
Shooter Mcgavin - I eat pieces of shiiit like you for breakfast

Happy Gilmore - You eat pieces of shiiit for breakfast??
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Fecking hell this slipped my mind


Funniest line ever. Must have rewind that scene zillion times

Best part is you can see Sandler is genuinely cracking up himself

comment by Be A Grizzly (U2206)
posted 1 hour, 8 minutes ago
“What kind of music do you usually have here?”

“Oh, we got both kinds. We got country AND we got western.”
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blues brothers right?

Attention to whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergencies only.

No shizit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza

Jimmy "Hi, you're nobody"

Joe "shhhh don't tell anyone

Last boy scout

rodney: oh this is the worst hat i've ever seen, i bet you get a free bowl of soup with it.
sees ted knight wearing one : it looks good on you though.

M. Gustave: It's quite a thing, winning the loyalty of a woman like that for nineteen consecutive seasons.
Zero: Um... yes, sir.
M. Gustave: She's very fond of me, you know.
Zero: Yes, sir.
M. Gustave: I've never seen her like that before.
Zero: No, sir.
M. Gustave: She was shaking like a shiiitting dog.
Zero: ...Truly.

The grand hotel Budapest

Ellen Brody : ‘Martin hates boats. Martin hates water. Martin sits in his car when we go on the ferry to the mainland. I guess it's a childhood thing. It's a... there's a clinical name for it isn't there?...’

Chief Brody : ‘Drowning...’

I know somebody here! I met him on a train! His name... is... his name is... James. No. His name is... James Josephson. Lor. No, no, no. James Lawrence. LAWRENCE... Lawrence. Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Feings. Forest Lorenston. Low. Lars. LARS. Lawrence. Lawrence. Luch. Lawrence. Tuh. His name is James Jesenthon. Lawrence Fell. Lawrence Jesterton. LAWRENCE

Quint : ‘You’ve got city hands Mr Hooper... you’ve been counting money all your life..

Hooper: ‘Hey hey, alright I don’t need this working class hero crap!..’

Mayor - ‘I don’t think you are familiar with our problems..’

Hooper - ‘ I’m familiar with the fact that you’re gonna ignore this particular problem, until it swims up AND BITES YOU IN THE ASS... now look at the picture, the proportions are correct..

Mayor - bet you’d like to prove that. Get your name into the national geographic...’

Hooper- (hysterical laughter)

Nubile. Blondes. Wet with desire. Me in leather. A harness, if you like. And all eyes, Craig, are upon me, as I speak. "Ladies," I begin, "I am the love god Eros." They like that. "I intoxicate you. My spunk is to you manna from heaven."

alec: uh no time for the ol' in out love, i'm just here to read the meter.

Groucho "11 children did you say you have 11 children?"

Lady "well I love my husband

Groucho "dear lady I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while 😂