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Favourite film one liners & answers...

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comment by Blarmy (U14547)

posted on 19/11/20

Another one i like from In Bruges

Ray: Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really sh't, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham

posted on 19/11/20

We'll head them off at the pass Mr Lamarr

HEAD THEM OFF AT THE PASS...! I HATE THAT CLICHE...

(shoots him in the foot)

posted on 19/11/20

Blazing Saddles is full of quotable lines.

posted on 19/11/20

Crystal Skull gets some stick but there is at least one great line, when Shia LaBeouf's character first sees Indy in action, swinging on vines and firing guns etc, and says, amazed: "You're a teacher?!"

The answer: "Part time".

posted on 19/11/20

Love, Honour and Obey is full of brilliant lines as will, too many to mention - just watch it!

comment by Spurtle (U1608)

posted on 19/11/20

Unforgiven:

Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a b!tch! You just shot an unarmed man!

Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

posted on 19/11/20

Justified - Dewey Crowe has just been arrested by Raylan and is being escorted by an officer into the back of the police car...

Dewey - ‘Raylan, You got any final piece of advice for old Dewey Crowe?’

Raylan- ‘Advice?...Sure, stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person, you sound kinda foolish’

Dewey - ‘3rd person?!...’
Dewey looks at the Officer..
‘Who him? Sometimes Raylan I don’t get you....’

posted on 19/11/20

comment by Spurtle (U1608)
posted 1 hour, 47 minutes ago
Unforgiven:

Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a b!tch! You just shot an unarmed man!

Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
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this is top work

posted on 19/11/20

"Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you, but don't ever takes sides with anyone, against the family again, ever.

posted on 19/11/20

"Fuzzy fuzzy was a woman!!"...classic hear no evil see no evil...hilarious scene

comment by IAmMe (U18491)

posted on 19/11/20

"One b@stard goes in, another comes out ......"

comment by IAmMe (U18491)

posted on 19/11/20

..... or maybe.

"Get away from her, you bitch."

Although, it was a crap film.

posted on 20/11/20


Movie: Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
The interaction between Humphrey Bogart and Mexican bandito (Alfonso Bedoya) when Bedoya asked for Bogart's gun:

Bogart: "If you are the Federales, where are your badges?"

An angry Bedoya finally yells: "I don't have to show you no stinking badges!".

Great short clip of the scene on youtube!

posted on 20/11/20

Where’s your tool?
What tool?
This F****** tool

posted on 20/11/20

Why, you low-down, stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder…"


"Who's scruffy-looking?”

posted on 20/11/20

comment by Hamilton Fox (U22508)
posted 7 hours, 42 minutes ago

Where’s your tool?
What tool?
This F****** tool

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class film that

posted on 20/11/20

comment by Hamilton Fox (U22508)
posted 9 hours, 3 minutes ago
Where’s your tool?
What tool?
This F****** tool
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call that a knife...?

that's a knife...!

posted on 20/11/20

Cool Hand Luke
Luke - I wish you'd stop bein' so good to me cap'n
Cap'n - "what we got here...is failure.. to communicate, there's some men you just can't reach....

from my OP

Just added the brilliant but embarrasingly forgotten Civil war (Guns & Roses) to my spotify list, which features this passage in full

comment by Tu Meke (U3732)

posted on 20/11/20

Christopher Moltisanti:
[grabs hold of Ralph's hair and it comes clean off - it's a wig he's been wearing all along to hide his baldness] Aahh! Holy chit! I had no idea. Did you?

Tony Soprano:
Course I did. You're so high on scag, you wouldn't know if he had your mother's muff on his head.

Not a film, but it made me laugh

posted on 20/11/20


"you see my mule dont like people laughing
he gets the crazy idea youre laughing at him
now if you apologise like i know youre going to"

posted on 21/11/20

3 Cowboys come to ‘greet’ Charlie Bronson at the Train station...

‘Looks like we’re 1 horse short’

‘No, looks like you brought 2 too many...’

Bang. Bang. Bang.

posted on 21/11/20

"Get three coffins ready"

"yes-sir"







"My mistake.....four"

posted on 21/11/20

“I can see, I have legs”

comment by IAWT (U10012)

posted on 21/11/20

"we have just lost cabin pressure"!

posted on 21/11/20

comment by somethingelse (U3109)
posted 18 hours, 19 minutes ago

"you see my mule dont like people laughing
he gets the crazy idea youre laughing at him
now if you apologise like i know youre going to"


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Arteta dressing room comment to Arsenal team after their 3-0 defeat to Villa????

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