I did put my foot down and insisted on naming them myself.
Istanbul2005 and MyCat Oliverpool.
Stan and Ollie for short
Dog person here. Cats are cannts
comment by Tomkins (U1116)
posted 2 minutes ago
Dog person here. Cats are cannts
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Maybe I should call them Sandy and Poolmy?
Apparently a good way to stop them scratching and chewing things round the house is to remove their teeth & claws with pliers
Really like that lady from the mandalorian
Have you seen her biceps 😳
comment by Chelsea_badger (U22493)
posted 2 minutes ago
Really like that lady from the mandalorian
Have you seen her biceps 😳
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Does she like cats?
Have a word with Mrs Slocum. She knows all about Pus sies.
People say they hate citrus, so spray lemon oil or something on the curtains and couch to stop them scratching at them.
That’s not worked. These wee guys seem to be fans of the auld vitamin c
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
Set fire to the couch and curtains , give them a bar of laxative chocolate each and throw them in next doors kitchen when they leave the back door open. Guaranteed, you'll never see them again.
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 9 minutes ago
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
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I’ve never tasted pūssy before.
Do I want a nice slim fit one or a big fat juicy one?
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 9 minutes ago
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
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I’ve never tasted pūssy before.
Do I want a nice slim fit one or a big fat juicy one?
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A big hairy growler
Just make sure it's got plenty of batter on it.
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 9 minutes ago
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
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I’ve never tasted pūssy before.
Do I want a nice slim fit one or a big fat juicy one?
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A big hairy growler
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They seem to purr more than growl.
Anyone who doesn't like kittens must have a heart of granite.
Get them neutered when they're 6 months old, they'll stay healthier and live longer.
Yeah off to the vet this week for shots and a chat about the old snip as they’re both fellas.
Over here a load of cat owners won’t let them out of the house. I never realized there was such a thing as an indoor cat. Seems unnatural.
But at the same time, despite the repeated attempts we’ve seen of them trying to catch a roadrunner, coyotes are quite a decent predator and love eating pūssy. Hell, there’s even a few eagles nesting on the river banks opposite me and I’m sure one of them would love a nibble on a kitty
Cats are pretty good at looking after themselves though one of mine was bitten by a fox when he decided to go and have a nosy at her new born cubs.
Yeah we have loads of predators round here between the coyotes, birds of prey, bobcats, Feckin skunks.
Couple of big cats up the street too that might be a bit territorial too
P^ssy on p^ssy.....mmmmm...nice
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 57 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 9 minutes ago
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
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I’ve never tasted pūssy before.
Do I want a nice slim fit one or a big fat juicy one?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A big hairy growler
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They seem to purr more than growl.
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When stroked and poked.
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 33 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 9 minutes ago
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
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I’ve never tasted pūssy before.
Do I want a nice slim fit one or a big fat juicy one?
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A big hairy growler
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Yes, how can I help you?
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Facking cats hate the bloody things, I’m a dog person but each to their own
I was bitten by a pussie once.
And am allergic to cats too.
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 58 minutes ago
Yeah off to the vet this week for shots and a chat about the old snip as they’re both fellas.
Over here a load of cat owners won’t let them out of the house. I never realized there was such a thing as an indoor cat. Seems unnatural.
But at the same time, despite the repeated attempts we’ve seen of them trying to catch a roadrunner, coyotes are quite a decent predator and love eating pūssy. Hell, there’s even a few eagles nesting on the river banks opposite me and I’m sure one of them would love a nibble on a kitty
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It’s a real thing. Cats not exposed to outside life do well as indoor cats. Get them snipped, reduces odour and aggressiveness 👍
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posted on 14/12/20
I did put my foot down and insisted on naming them myself.
Istanbul2005 and MyCat Oliverpool.
Stan and Ollie for short
posted on 14/12/20
Dog person here. Cats are cannts
posted on 14/12/20
comment by Tomkins (U1116)
posted 2 minutes ago
Dog person here. Cats are cannts
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Maybe I should call them Sandy and Poolmy?
posted on 14/12/20
Apparently a good way to stop them scratching and chewing things round the house is to remove their teeth & claws with pliers
posted on 14/12/20
Really like that lady from the mandalorian
Have you seen her biceps 😳
posted on 14/12/20
comment by Chelsea_badger (U22493)
posted 2 minutes ago
Really like that lady from the mandalorian
Have you seen her biceps 😳
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Does she like cats?
posted on 14/12/20
Have a word with Mrs Slocum. She knows all about Pus sies.
posted on 14/12/20
People say they hate citrus, so spray lemon oil or something on the curtains and couch to stop them scratching at them.
That’s not worked. These wee guys seem to be fans of the auld vitamin c
posted on 14/12/20
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
posted on 14/12/20
Set fire to the couch and curtains , give them a bar of laxative chocolate each and throw them in next doors kitchen when they leave the back door open. Guaranteed, you'll never see them again.
posted on 14/12/20
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 9 minutes ago
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve never tasted pūssy before.
Do I want a nice slim fit one or a big fat juicy one?
posted on 14/12/20
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 9 minutes ago
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve never tasted pūssy before.
Do I want a nice slim fit one or a big fat juicy one?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A big hairy growler
posted on 14/12/20
Just make sure it's got plenty of batter on it.
posted on 14/12/20
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 9 minutes ago
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve never tasted pūssy before.
Do I want a nice slim fit one or a big fat juicy one?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A big hairy growler
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They seem to purr more than growl.
posted on 14/12/20
Anyone who doesn't like kittens must have a heart of granite.
Get them neutered when they're 6 months old, they'll stay healthier and live longer.
posted on 14/12/20
Yeah off to the vet this week for shots and a chat about the old snip as they’re both fellas.
Over here a load of cat owners won’t let them out of the house. I never realized there was such a thing as an indoor cat. Seems unnatural.
But at the same time, despite the repeated attempts we’ve seen of them trying to catch a roadrunner, coyotes are quite a decent predator and love eating pūssy. Hell, there’s even a few eagles nesting on the river banks opposite me and I’m sure one of them would love a nibble on a kitty
posted on 14/12/20
Cats are pretty good at looking after themselves though one of mine was bitten by a fox when he decided to go and have a nosy at her new born cubs.
posted on 14/12/20
Yeah we have loads of predators round here between the coyotes, birds of prey, bobcats, Feckin skunks.
Couple of big cats up the street too that might be a bit territorial too
posted on 14/12/20
P^ssy on p^ssy.....mmmmm...nice
posted on 14/12/20
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 57 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 9 minutes ago
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve never tasted pūssy before.
Do I want a nice slim fit one or a big fat juicy one?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A big hairy growler
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They seem to purr more than growl.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
When stroked and poked.
posted on 14/12/20
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 33 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 9 minutes ago
Are you keeping them or fattenening them up for Christmas Dinner?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve never tasted pūssy before.
Do I want a nice slim fit one or a big fat juicy one?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A big hairy growler
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes, how can I help you?
posted on 14/12/20
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 14/12/20
Facking cats hate the bloody things, I’m a dog person but each to their own
posted on 14/12/20
I was bitten by a pussie once.
And am allergic to cats too.
posted on 14/12/20
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 58 minutes ago
Yeah off to the vet this week for shots and a chat about the old snip as they’re both fellas.
Over here a load of cat owners won’t let them out of the house. I never realized there was such a thing as an indoor cat. Seems unnatural.
But at the same time, despite the repeated attempts we’ve seen of them trying to catch a roadrunner, coyotes are quite a decent predator and love eating pūssy. Hell, there’s even a few eagles nesting on the river banks opposite me and I’m sure one of them would love a nibble on a kitty
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It’s a real thing. Cats not exposed to outside life do well as indoor cats. Get them snipped, reduces odour and aggressiveness 👍
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