For cod's sake grow up lads
A litter picker grabber stick, merry feckin Christmas.
Partly for me but mainly for the 2yr old
https://www.mattel.com/en-shop/products/hot-wheels-mario-kart-rainbow-road-gxx41
It’s brilliant
The return of Sandy to the Spurs board. Goes to show if you’re a good boy, wishes do come true.
PS5
Wife got properly rewarded. She's too good to me
comment by Rouge (U19907)
posted 1 hour, 22 minutes ago
All i want is peace from the missus to watch darts and football with a coffee. No talking.
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What about sucking
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 1 hour, 4 minutes ago
comment by Blackpolespur (U9242)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 1 minute ago
Guess now I'm a father of two; I'd better get used to slippers, grooming sets and boxers.
I did buy the wife a trip to Amsterdam for the two of us, and I got myself an Apple watch as it seems nobody else is going to treat me to anything
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Bought the wife a trip to Amsterdam for the two of us ……
Who you kidding ๐
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He’s bringing his wife to Amsterdam? What a rookie error!
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I hear they charge you corkage for that.
Games console My kids have them.
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 28 minutes ago
Giant Burt plug and a gimp suit- gift to myself.
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comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 2 hours, 43 minutes ago
Ahh ffs I also got some cologne that is shaped like a gold bar but I just gave it to the kid.
I only have about 15 bottles already of different colognes and as I hardly visit the office these days I hardly use them.
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Perhaps they trying to tell you something
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 28 minutes ago
Giant Burt plug and a gimp suit- gift to myself.
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You really are a deviant
comment by Meet her at the love parade (U6468)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 2 hours, 43 minutes ago
Ahh ffs I also got some cologne that is shaped like a gold bar but I just gave it to the kid.
I only have about 15 bottles already of different colognes and as I hardly visit the office these days I hardly use them.
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Perhaps they trying to tell you something
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Well it’s an easy present to get family and I’ve build a nice collection over the years
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
I got fack all.
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Not even a play telescope which reads “fik erf you sad pathtic winker” when you look into it?
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
I got fack all.
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Not even a play telescope which reads “fik erf you sad pathtic winker” when you look into it?
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I bet you got plenty mate
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
I got fack all.
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Not even a play telescope which reads “fik erf you sad pathtic winker” when you look into it?
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I bet you got plenty mate
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Well that obviously went straight over your head
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 6 minutes ago
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
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I enjoy this.
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
I got fack all.
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Not even a play telescope which reads “fik erf you sad pathtic winker” when you look into it?
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Its a Brussels sprout
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
I got fack all.
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Not even a play telescope which reads “fik erf you sad pathtic winker” when you look into it?
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Its a Brussels sprout
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Another Brussels sprout
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 9 minutes ago
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
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Terrible presents can often be the funniest.
My old folks sadly fell out with one of my aunts a few years back but despite not talking, we still send her family Christmas cards and presents and vice versa (usually £10-20 range)
Since it’s become a bit of a competition as to who can buy the worst presents.
A few years ago she gave us 4 autobiographies of “celebrities”, consisting of Peter Mandelson, Clare Balding, Paul o Grady and some comedian I’ve never heard of called Lee Evans.
Had to just applaud the levels of shiithousery to be honestly, as I simply find it impossible to think of a worse bunch of presents than that.
The daughter got me and the wife a 2 night stay in an apart-hotel in Liverpool. We’re just back. Actually had a really good time.
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comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 9 minutes ago
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Terrible presents can often be the funniest.
My old folks sadly fell out with one of my aunts a few years back but despite not talking, we still send her family Christmas cards and presents and vice versa (usually £10-20 range)
Since it’s become a bit of a competition as to who can buy the worst presents.
A few years ago she gave us 4 autobiographies of “celebrities”, consisting of Peter Mandelson, Clare Balding, Paul o Grady and some comedian I’ve never heard of called Lee Evans.
Had to just applaud the levels of shiithousery to be honestly, as I simply find it impossible to think of a worse bunch of presents than that.
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That's brilliant
comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 9 minutes ago
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Terrible presents can often be the funniest.
My old folks sadly fell out with one of my aunts a few years back but despite not talking, we still send her family Christmas cards and presents and vice versa (usually £10-20 range)
Since it’s become a bit of a competition as to who can buy the worst presents.
A few years ago she gave us 4 autobiographies of “celebrities”, consisting of Peter Mandelson, Clare Balding, Paul o Grady and some comedian I’ve never heard of called Lee Evans.
Had to just applaud the levels of shiithousery to be honestly, as I simply find it impossible to think of a worse bunch of presents than that.
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Never heard of Lee Evans best British comedian for me.
comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 9 minutes ago
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Terrible presents can often be the funniest.
My old folks sadly fell out with one of my aunts a few years back but despite not talking, we still send her family Christmas cards and presents and vice versa (usually £10-20 range)
Since it’s become a bit of a competition as to who can buy the worst presents.
A few years ago she gave us 4 autobiographies of “celebrities”, consisting of Peter Mandelson, Clare Balding, Paul o Grady and some comedian I’ve never heard of called Lee Evans.
Had to just applaud the levels of shiithousery to be honestly, as I simply find it impossible to think of a worse bunch of presents than that.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Haha that's brilliant.
I know what you mean about terrible presents being the best I would be disappointed if my missis folks got me anything decent. Although I got off quite lightly with my tartan slippers this year, their other son in law got a hedgehog boot scraper.
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posted on 29/12/21
For cod's sake grow up lads
posted on 29/12/21
A litter picker grabber stick, merry feckin Christmas.
posted on 29/12/21
Partly for me but mainly for the 2yr old
https://www.mattel.com/en-shop/products/hot-wheels-mario-kart-rainbow-road-gxx41
It’s brilliant
posted on 29/12/21
The return of Sandy to the Spurs board. Goes to show if you’re a good boy, wishes do come true.
posted on 29/12/21
PS5
Wife got properly rewarded. She's too good to me
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Rouge (U19907)
posted 1 hour, 22 minutes ago
All i want is peace from the missus to watch darts and football with a coffee. No talking.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What about sucking
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 1 hour, 4 minutes ago
comment by Blackpolespur (U9242)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 1 minute ago
Guess now I'm a father of two; I'd better get used to slippers, grooming sets and boxers.
I did buy the wife a trip to Amsterdam for the two of us, and I got myself an Apple watch as it seems nobody else is going to treat me to anything
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Bought the wife a trip to Amsterdam for the two of us ……
Who you kidding ๐
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He’s bringing his wife to Amsterdam? What a rookie error!
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I hear they charge you corkage for that.
posted on 29/12/21
Games console My kids have them.
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 28 minutes ago
Giant Burt plug and a gimp suit- gift to myself.
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posted on 29/12/21
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 2 hours, 43 minutes ago
Ahh ffs I also got some cologne that is shaped like a gold bar but I just gave it to the kid.
I only have about 15 bottles already of different colognes and as I hardly visit the office these days I hardly use them.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Perhaps they trying to tell you something
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 28 minutes ago
Giant Burt plug and a gimp suit- gift to myself.
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You really are a deviant
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Meet her at the love parade (U6468)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 2 hours, 43 minutes ago
Ahh ffs I also got some cologne that is shaped like a gold bar but I just gave it to the kid.
I only have about 15 bottles already of different colognes and as I hardly visit the office these days I hardly use them.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Perhaps they trying to tell you something
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Well it’s an easy present to get family and I’ve build a nice collection over the years
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
I got fack all.
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Not even a play telescope which reads “fik erf you sad pathtic winker” when you look into it?
posted on 29/12/21
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
I got fack all.
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Not even a play telescope which reads “fik erf you sad pathtic winker” when you look into it?
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I bet you got plenty mate
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
I got fack all.
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Not even a play telescope which reads “fik erf you sad pathtic winker” when you look into it?
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I bet you got plenty mate
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Well that obviously went straight over your head
posted on 29/12/21
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 6 minutes ago
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I enjoy this.
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
I got fack all.
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Not even a play telescope which reads “fik erf you sad pathtic winker” when you look into it?
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Its a Brussels sprout
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
I got fack all.
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Not even a play telescope which reads “fik erf you sad pathtic winker” when you look into it?
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Its a Brussels sprout
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Another Brussels sprout
posted on 29/12/21
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 9 minutes ago
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Terrible presents can often be the funniest.
My old folks sadly fell out with one of my aunts a few years back but despite not talking, we still send her family Christmas cards and presents and vice versa (usually £10-20 range)
Since it’s become a bit of a competition as to who can buy the worst presents.
A few years ago she gave us 4 autobiographies of “celebrities”, consisting of Peter Mandelson, Clare Balding, Paul o Grady and some comedian I’ve never heard of called Lee Evans.
Had to just applaud the levels of shiithousery to be honestly, as I simply find it impossible to think of a worse bunch of presents than that.
posted on 29/12/21
The daughter got me and the wife a 2 night stay in an apart-hotel in Liverpool. We’re just back. Actually had a really good time.
posted on 29/12/21
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 9 minutes ago
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Terrible presents can often be the funniest.
My old folks sadly fell out with one of my aunts a few years back but despite not talking, we still send her family Christmas cards and presents and vice versa (usually £10-20 range)
Since it’s become a bit of a competition as to who can buy the worst presents.
A few years ago she gave us 4 autobiographies of “celebrities”, consisting of Peter Mandelson, Clare Balding, Paul o Grady and some comedian I’ve never heard of called Lee Evans.
Had to just applaud the levels of shiithousery to be honestly, as I simply find it impossible to think of a worse bunch of presents than that.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That's brilliant
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 9 minutes ago
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Terrible presents can often be the funniest.
My old folks sadly fell out with one of my aunts a few years back but despite not talking, we still send her family Christmas cards and presents and vice versa (usually £10-20 range)
Since it’s become a bit of a competition as to who can buy the worst presents.
A few years ago she gave us 4 autobiographies of “celebrities”, consisting of Peter Mandelson, Clare Balding, Paul o Grady and some comedian I’ve never heard of called Lee Evans.
Had to just applaud the levels of shiithousery to be honestly, as I simply find it impossible to think of a worse bunch of presents than that.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Never heard of Lee Evans best British comedian for me.
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by PawlBawron (U1055)
posted 9 minutes ago
My missis folks like a drink in the evenings and the general feeling is that they are half cut when they do their online Xmas shopping.
Despite having very little interest in tennis they presented me with some Andy Roddick aftershave a few years ago and as my mother is Scottish they thought some tartan slippers were just the job this year.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Terrible presents can often be the funniest.
My old folks sadly fell out with one of my aunts a few years back but despite not talking, we still send her family Christmas cards and presents and vice versa (usually £10-20 range)
Since it’s become a bit of a competition as to who can buy the worst presents.
A few years ago she gave us 4 autobiographies of “celebrities”, consisting of Peter Mandelson, Clare Balding, Paul o Grady and some comedian I’ve never heard of called Lee Evans.
Had to just applaud the levels of shiithousery to be honestly, as I simply find it impossible to think of a worse bunch of presents than that.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Haha that's brilliant.
I know what you mean about terrible presents being the best I would be disappointed if my missis folks got me anything decent. Although I got off quite lightly with my tartan slippers this year, their other son in law got a hedgehog boot scraper.
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