Why did you share this rubbish with us? Why oh why?
aww, arsenal fans, bless 'em.
their club is going down the toilet, yet all they can think about is united.
'wenger-itis'
This is much better;
Here is a little post I wrote
The gooners won’t like to read these notes
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you sell your best player you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Ain't got no trophies in 6 plus years
Not won the league in 7 years
Don't worry, be happy
The board says that the money’s there
Then why are they asset stripping you
Don't worry, be happy
Look at all the deluded gooners,
booing their team for nothing
Don't worry, be happy
I would give you my shoulder to cry on
But you guys are so annoying
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no players, tippy tappy football gone
You are no longer a title contender,
maybe you will be on channel 5
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And you will look like Arsene Wenger
So don't worry, be happy (now).....
This is this little post I wrote
I hope you enjoy it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say, gooners
Your club is in big, big trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Your club may not make the top 6
Not to worry, we all know it
Don’t worry, be happy
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, Your club is finished
You may go the way of Forest
Don’t worry, be happy
All together now
"Why did you share this rubbish with us? Why oh why?"
I was under the impression he played for you?
The rubbish I was referring to was your article/play/song/shiiite.
"The rubbish I was referring to was your article/play/song/shiiite."
Yes, I understood that and I shared my article/play/song/effluence with you because it was about Wayne Rooney, who plays for you. I'm not sure where the confusion has come in to be honest?
JohnJensensGoal (U6334)
what a waste of time that was writing that.
it has all the humour of a cucumber.
focus on united to ease the pain as your club spirals into the abyss...
Why did you share this rubbish with us? Why oh why?
-------------------------
I thought it was ok
comment by JohnJensensGoal (U6334)
posted 11 minutes ago
"The rubbish I was referring to was your article/play/song/shiiite."
Yes, I understood that and I shared my article/play/song/effluence with you because it was about Wayne Rooney, who plays for you. I'm not sure where the confusion has come in to be honest?
==========================
I'll use small words and short sentences ok.
Your song/play is rubbish.
It doesn't matter who it is about
It is rubbish.
You can post whatever you like.
I can post whatever I like.
Your attempt at humour was awful.
That is the point I was making.
Hope you understand now?
Thanks
"it has all the humour of a cucumber."
I feel sorry for you if you can't see the inherent humour in a cucumber.
Also if you notice this article really has very little to do with Man Utd other than to say Rooney plays better for you than he does for England. Don't flatter yourself, if Lampard had said he liked musicals then this article would be about him. And the second scene would largely be the same I have to admit.
Also if you notice this article really has very little to do with Man Utd other than to say Rooney plays better for you than he does for England. Don't flatter yourself, if Lampard had said he liked musicals then this article would be about him. And the second scene would largely be the same I have to admit.
============================
ah, now it's about chelsea players as well.
keep looking out while the ship sinks
ManUtdDaredevil, I understood that you thought it was rubbish, my first hint was when you called it rubbish. The point was made very clearly, well done you. However you asked why I shared it with you. If you purely wanted to make the point that it was rubbish you probably shouldn't have phrased it as a question, as replies often follow questions, it's one of those quirks of the English language.
phil jones and ManUtdDaredevil
This just a joke. Not a jibe at any other clubs players or the demise of Arsenal. Please give it a rest.
The point remains, why share this rubbish with us? Even if it is about our player.
Everyone enjoys a good joke but this is terrible.
Cos this is just comedy gold isn't it?
A Telephone Conversation
by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612) 29 August 2011Comment on this Article
Nasri: Fab how are you?
Fabregas: Great
Nasri: Did you watch the match?
Fabregas: Yes I did, Wenger has lost it!
Nasri: Lucky I left
Fabregas: Me too (Phone rings) Hello? It's me Wilshere
Nasri: What's up?
Wilshere: Any spaces available at City? I need to get out of here.
Not for money, but trophies, I must say, the money's tempting
Strange voice: and me too!!
Nasri and Fabregas: who is that?
Strange voice: It's me Wenger, get me out of here!!!
Cheers
"The point remains, why share this rubbish with us? Even if it is about our player.
Everyone enjoys a good joke but this is terrible."
Ah yes, I forgot that humour is no longer subjective.
I thought this was excellent, thank you for bringing a smile to a dreary Tuesday morning...
I thought this was excellent, thank you for bringing a smile to a dreary Tuesday morning...
----
It's a bit Dr Seuss rather than a musical, JJG. But I don't understand why some of these Mancs are so humourless, all signs point to them walking the league, and their rivals can't even convince their players to play for them. Surely that's reason enough for a more sunny outlook on life.
Now as for us gooners...
"It's a bit Dr Seuss rather than a musical, JJG."
That might be because you can't hear the full ochestration that's in my head. But I'd never claim to be anything like Dr Seuss, as far as I'm concerned he is one of the greatest writers of all time.
Scene 1 is my favourite, especially this:
Wayne: Don't be daft, my love, that's not where I've been...I've been out on the lash and then on your mum, I've been on your granny, I took her up the bum and now I find it burns when I come, so can you phone your granny and then phone your mum, because I think one of them gave me a disease in my plums.
Funny - not to mention totally harmless - stuff JJG.
As for ManUtdDaredevil's claims that his effort "..is much better"?
Careful now. Someone might call you deluded.
The best bit was watching JJG's witty retorts to the pitiful attempts at flaming from the utd guys
And not sure who wrote that telephone conversation thing but it is awful, just awful.
comment by JohnJensensGoal (U6334)
posted 2 hours, 1 minute ago
"The point remains, why share this rubbish with us? Even if it is about our player.
Everyone enjoys a good joke but this is terrible."
Ah yes, I forgot that humour is no longer subjective.
=========================
Apologies, I thought you put up this article so we could read and comment on it.
Unfortunately the article didn't do it for me and I expressed my opinions. If I came across as being harsh I apologise. We get spammed everyday by your cohorts (arsenal fans) and unfortunately we lash out at anything posted.
I think there is room for improvement. I know the stuff I posted on your board about the telephone conversation wasn't great but in my defence, I copied it from a website. Just like this item;
http://www.sincearsenallastwonatrophy.co.uk/?page=1
I however take credit for the great song in this article, which captures the current state of affairs at your club and encourages you all to be positive in spite of all that's going on.
Cheers
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Rooney! The Musical.
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posted on 4/10/11
Why did you share this rubbish with us? Why oh why?
posted on 4/10/11
aww, arsenal fans, bless 'em.
their club is going down the toilet, yet all they can think about is united.
'wenger-itis'
posted on 4/10/11
This is much better;
Here is a little post I wrote
The gooners won’t like to read these notes
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you sell your best player you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Ain't got no trophies in 6 plus years
Not won the league in 7 years
Don't worry, be happy
The board says that the money’s there
Then why are they asset stripping you
Don't worry, be happy
Look at all the deluded gooners,
booing their team for nothing
Don't worry, be happy
I would give you my shoulder to cry on
But you guys are so annoying
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no players, tippy tappy football gone
You are no longer a title contender,
maybe you will be on channel 5
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And you will look like Arsene Wenger
So don't worry, be happy (now).....
This is this little post I wrote
I hope you enjoy it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say, gooners
Your club is in big, big trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Your club may not make the top 6
Not to worry, we all know it
Don’t worry, be happy
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, Your club is finished
You may go the way of Forest
Don’t worry, be happy
All together now
posted on 4/10/11
"Why did you share this rubbish with us? Why oh why?"
I was under the impression he played for you?
posted on 4/10/11
The rubbish I was referring to was your article/play/song/shiiite.
posted on 4/10/11
"The rubbish I was referring to was your article/play/song/shiiite."
Yes, I understood that and I shared my article/play/song/effluence with you because it was about Wayne Rooney, who plays for you. I'm not sure where the confusion has come in to be honest?
posted on 4/10/11
JohnJensensGoal (U6334)
what a waste of time that was writing that.
it has all the humour of a cucumber.
focus on united to ease the pain as your club spirals into the abyss...
posted on 4/10/11
Why did you share this rubbish with us? Why oh why?
-------------------------
I thought it was ok
posted on 4/10/11
comment by JohnJensensGoal (U6334)
posted 11 minutes ago
"The rubbish I was referring to was your article/play/song/shiiite."
Yes, I understood that and I shared my article/play/song/effluence with you because it was about Wayne Rooney, who plays for you. I'm not sure where the confusion has come in to be honest?
==========================
I'll use small words and short sentences ok.
Your song/play is rubbish.
It doesn't matter who it is about
It is rubbish.
You can post whatever you like.
I can post whatever I like.
Your attempt at humour was awful.
That is the point I was making.
Hope you understand now?
Thanks
posted on 4/10/11
"it has all the humour of a cucumber."
I feel sorry for you if you can't see the inherent humour in a cucumber.
Also if you notice this article really has very little to do with Man Utd other than to say Rooney plays better for you than he does for England. Don't flatter yourself, if Lampard had said he liked musicals then this article would be about him. And the second scene would largely be the same I have to admit.
posted on 4/10/11
Also if you notice this article really has very little to do with Man Utd other than to say Rooney plays better for you than he does for England. Don't flatter yourself, if Lampard had said he liked musicals then this article would be about him. And the second scene would largely be the same I have to admit.
============================
ah, now it's about chelsea players as well.
keep looking out while the ship sinks
posted on 4/10/11
ManUtdDaredevil, I understood that you thought it was rubbish, my first hint was when you called it rubbish. The point was made very clearly, well done you. However you asked why I shared it with you. If you purely wanted to make the point that it was rubbish you probably shouldn't have phrased it as a question, as replies often follow questions, it's one of those quirks of the English language.
posted on 4/10/11
This is really good JJG!
posted on 4/10/11
phil jones and ManUtdDaredevil
This just a joke. Not a jibe at any other clubs players or the demise of Arsenal. Please give it a rest.
posted on 4/10/11
The point remains, why share this rubbish with us? Even if it is about our player.
Everyone enjoys a good joke but this is terrible.
posted on 4/10/11
Cos this is just comedy gold isn't it?
A Telephone Conversation
by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612) 29 August 2011Comment on this Article
Nasri: Fab how are you?
Fabregas: Great
Nasri: Did you watch the match?
Fabregas: Yes I did, Wenger has lost it!
Nasri: Lucky I left
Fabregas: Me too (Phone rings) Hello? It's me Wilshere
Nasri: What's up?
Wilshere: Any spaces available at City? I need to get out of here.
Not for money, but trophies, I must say, the money's tempting
Strange voice: and me too!!
Nasri and Fabregas: who is that?
Strange voice: It's me Wenger, get me out of here!!!
Cheers
posted on 4/10/11
"The point remains, why share this rubbish with us? Even if it is about our player.
Everyone enjoys a good joke but this is terrible."
Ah yes, I forgot that humour is no longer subjective.
posted on 4/10/11
I thought this was excellent, thank you for bringing a smile to a dreary Tuesday morning...
posted on 4/10/11
I thought this was excellent, thank you for bringing a smile to a dreary Tuesday morning...
----
posted on 4/10/11
It's a bit Dr Seuss rather than a musical, JJG. But I don't understand why some of these Mancs are so humourless, all signs point to them walking the league, and their rivals can't even convince their players to play for them. Surely that's reason enough for a more sunny outlook on life.
Now as for us gooners...
posted on 4/10/11
"It's a bit Dr Seuss rather than a musical, JJG."
That might be because you can't hear the full ochestration that's in my head. But I'd never claim to be anything like Dr Seuss, as far as I'm concerned he is one of the greatest writers of all time.
posted on 4/10/11
Scene 1 is my favourite, especially this:
Wayne: Don't be daft, my love, that's not where I've been...I've been out on the lash and then on your mum, I've been on your granny, I took her up the bum and now I find it burns when I come, so can you phone your granny and then phone your mum, because I think one of them gave me a disease in my plums.
posted on 4/10/11
Funny - not to mention totally harmless - stuff JJG.
As for ManUtdDaredevil's claims that his effort "..is much better"?
Careful now. Someone might call you deluded.
posted on 4/10/11
The best bit was watching JJG's witty retorts to the pitiful attempts at flaming from the utd guys
And not sure who wrote that telephone conversation thing but it is awful, just awful.
posted on 4/10/11
comment by JohnJensensGoal (U6334)
posted 2 hours, 1 minute ago
"The point remains, why share this rubbish with us? Even if it is about our player.
Everyone enjoys a good joke but this is terrible."
Ah yes, I forgot that humour is no longer subjective.
=========================
Apologies, I thought you put up this article so we could read and comment on it.
Unfortunately the article didn't do it for me and I expressed my opinions. If I came across as being harsh I apologise. We get spammed everyday by your cohorts (arsenal fans) and unfortunately we lash out at anything posted.
I think there is room for improvement. I know the stuff I posted on your board about the telephone conversation wasn't great but in my defence, I copied it from a website. Just like this item;
http://www.sincearsenallastwonatrophy.co.uk/?page=1
I however take credit for the great song in this article, which captures the current state of affairs at your club and encourages you all to be positive in spite of all that's going on.
Cheers
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