What do you call a Cardiff fan with lots of girlfriends?
A shepherd.
What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
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red, i take it you are from thailand?
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I like sausages
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so sausage jockey you want football jokes about any other team apart from Leeds I guess I'm going to get deleted again.
I was walking to work the other day when something caught my eye, I noticed something on the fence on the other side of the road, I got curious & crossed over to take a look. To my surprise it was 3 Man U season tickets nailed to the fence, I couldn't believe my eyes so I looked again & yep they were the real deal. I looked about & no one was watching so I thought fookit I am going to have them, you can never have enough nails.
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posted on 5/10/11
What do you call a Cardiff fan with lots of girlfriends?
A shepherd.
posted on 6/10/11
What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
posted on 7/10/11
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posted on 7/10/11
red, i take it you are from thailand?
posted on 7/10/11
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posted on 7/10/11
I like sausages
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so sausage jockey you want football jokes about any other team apart from Leeds I guess I'm going to get deleted again.
posted on 12/10/11
I was walking to work the other day when something caught my eye, I noticed something on the fence on the other side of the road, I got curious & crossed over to take a look. To my surprise it was 3 Man U season tickets nailed to the fence, I couldn't believe my eyes so I looked again & yep they were the real deal. I looked about & no one was watching so I thought fookit I am going to have them, you can never have enough nails.
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