comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 3 minutes ago
I only watch in hope of an Alex Jones nipslip
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You're in luck.

https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/news/a49246/alex-jones-shirtless/

Bristol City vs Man City
Man Utd vs Derby/West Ham

Southampton vs Luton Town / Grimsby Town,

Leicester City vs Blackburn Rovers / Birmingham City,

Stoke City vs Brighton and Hove Albion,

Wrexham / Sheffield United vs Tottenham Hotspur,

Fulham / Sunderland vs Leeds United,

Bristol City vs Manchester City,

Manchester United vs Derby County / West Ham United,

Ipswich Town / Burnley vs Sheffield Wednesday / Fleetwood Town

comment by Ham Tyler (U15867)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 3 minutes ago
I only watch in hope of an Alex Jones nipslip
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You're in luck.

https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/news/a49246/alex-jones-shirtless/
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That wasn’t as tough a w*nk as it should have been

Football tonight

What soccer’s on tonight??

Everton are trying to sign Origi but he has rejected them!

comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 56 seconds ago
What soccer’s on tonight??
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Newcastle v Saints

comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted about a minute ago
What soccer’s on tonight??
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Newcastle v Southampton

League cup Semi

you absolute plastic

comment by KLS - Mick Lynch for prime minister (U1695)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted about a minute ago
What soccer’s on tonight??
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Newcastle v Southampton

League cup Semi

you absolute plastic
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Does anyone want Newcastle to win?

A rare start for Lukaku against Atalanta in the Coppa Italia quarters.

comment by Bãleš left boot (U22081)
posted 5 minutes ago
Does anyone want Newcastle to win?
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I do, sadly enough.

Can't allow a resurgent United a free run at a morale-boosting chance to lift a trophy.

comment by Bãleš left boot (U22081)
posted 16 minutes ago
Does anyone want Newcastle to win?
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Yes, I punched a horse earlier to pledge my support.

Oil clubs love handing out free plastic flags

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1620343373218594816?t=0FbdM0If1Y07S1ZgJ2aedQ&s=19

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by Bãleš left boot (U22081)
posted 16 minutes ago
Does anyone want Newcastle to win?
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Yes, I punched a horse earlier to pledge my support.
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Was it illegally parked?

Early deflatory goal coming up

Mccoist commentating on sky sports! Now get Drury and get rid of Tyler, Neville and Carragher

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Bãleš left boot (U22081)
posted 16 minutes ago
Does anyone want Newcastle to win?
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Yes, I punched a horse earlier to pledge my support.
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Typical oil baron fan

Isn’t this the jock league commentary team

comment by Pun - It's Sab, so Sab, Itzer Sab Sab situation (U21588)
posted 4 minutes ago
Early deflatory goal coming up
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ahem

Psychic Pun in the house 1-0

comment by Franko Cantona 🏆 for ego only (U22187)
posted less than a minute ago
Isn’t this the jock league commentary team
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Wasn't that so much better than Tyler quietly talking you through a world cup final winning goal?

That goal is pretty much "Good night."

Sheffield Wednesday are still the only side to score against Newcastle since early November.