comment by Bãleš left boot (U22081)
posted less than a minute ago
FFS Hounslows
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?

Too easy

Great goal that.

That goals given me a long staff

comment by hounslows-finest (U6180)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Bãleš left boot (U22081)
posted less than a minute ago
FFS Hounslows
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I'd like an equaliser please, not 2-0

comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted less than a minute ago
That goals given me a long staff
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Sausage 🌭

comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted about a minute ago
Meat is murder and gives you colon cancer you caaaaants
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Did my colon look cancerous to you last night?

How do you know if somebody is Vegan ?

Don't worry they'll fekin tell you

comment by Pun - It's Sab, so Sab, Itzer Sab Sab sit... (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted about a minute ago
Meat is murder and gives you colon cancer you caaaaants
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Did my colon look cancerous to you last night?
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Oh you had the light on did you

comment by hounslows-finest (U6180)
posted less than a minute ago
How do you know if somebody is Vegan ?

Don't worry they'll fekin tell you


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We have a friend like that she plays it like she's a victim

Tofu is made from vegans, right?

Did you show him your hairy meat-whistle?

Speaking of long staffs I’m not rising to it.

Brb gonna have my salad for tea

Harambe's tastebuds

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted less than a minute ago
Did you show him your hairy meat-whistle?
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He did and blew it like an irate referee

comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 26 seconds ago
Speaking of long staffs I’m not rising to it.

Brb gonna have my salad for tea
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Do you spend much time in the hutch or do the owners let you inside?

comment by hounslows-finest (U6180)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted less than a minute ago
Did you show him your hairy meat-whistle?
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He did and blew it like an irate referee
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Did he penalise you....

comment by hounslows-finest (U6180)
posted less than a minute ago

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Do I have to go down the tunnel now...

Up the tunnel.

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted less than a minute ago
Up the tunnel.
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Depends on where you start I suppose

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 56 seconds ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted less than a minute ago
Up the tunnel.
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Depends on where you start I suppose
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Be careful you could get shafted

2-1

Forgot Jon Joe Shelvey was at Newcastle... Time was he was their only decent player