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posted on 6/1/23

comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 16 minutes ago
Maybe if Sancho learnt more Maths he'd be ok.
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Probably should learn to play football first.

Jokes aside, hope he’s getting the help he needs. Good to see the club seem to be handling this well.
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Ha ha.... if many pro footballer learnt a bid harder at school they would all probably have turn out to be more rounded and urbane individuals

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Derick Osei (U1734)
posted 11 hours, 16 minutes ago
I'd happily be suicidal if I was on £350k a week
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Think that’s probably the worst comment I’ve ever read on this forum tbh.

Abhorrent

posted on 6/1/23

comment by RB&W - Whiteside has done it again (U21434)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 16 minutes ago
Maybe if Sancho learnt more Maths he'd be ok.
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Probably should learn to play football first.

Jokes aside, hope he’s getting the help he needs. Good to see the club seem to be handling this well.
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Ha ha.... if many pro footballer learnt a bid harder at school they would all probably have turn out to be more rounded and urbane individuals
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‘Urbane’ appeal.

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Boy From The South:. HOUSTON ASTROS WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!! (U3979)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Derick Osei (U1734)
posted 11 hours, 16 minutes ago
I'd happily be suicidal if I was on £350k a week
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Think that’s probably the worst comment I’ve ever read on this forum tbh.

Abhorrent
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Up it to £400k per week and I'd happily kill myself today. I think most of us would die to be on that kind of money.

*disclaimer: something something etc.

posted on 6/1/23

Imagine the amount of robodogs you could buy

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 2 hours, 9 minutes ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 9 hours, 45 minutes ago
It’s wrong if he’s getting 350k a week for doing nothing.
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It’s ridiculous, he should be on sick pay like everybody else would be. Stealing a living, mental health issues or not.
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Out of pure interest, do you both apply the same logic to players who break a leg? Or what about when Eriksen had to take a bit of time off after nearly dying?

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Derick Osei (U1734)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Boy From The South:. HOUSTON ASTROS WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!! (U3979)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Derick Osei (U1734)
posted 11 hours, 16 minutes ago
I'd happily be suicidal if I was on £350k a week
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Think that’s probably the worst comment I’ve ever read on this forum tbh.

Abhorrent
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Up it to £400k per week and I'd happily kill myself today. I think most of us would die to be on that kind of money.

*disclaimer: something something etc.
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Fvck sake I got Barried.

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - It's Rashers! (U2958)
posted 2 minutes ago
Imagine the amount of robodogs you could buy
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£400k per week would buy you a decent spec robodog every ten seconds or so, meaning that before you realised that the love shown by the latest one placed in front of you was cold, hard code masquerading as true doggy devotion, the next would arrive; thus delivering an endless stream of satisfactorily authentic affection heartwarming enough to keep the paracetamol in the bathroom cabinet.

£400k per week is probably around the tipping point in terms of sufficiently novel robodog spending capacity I’d imagine.

Any less than that and you’d probably just have to get a flesh dog to keep yourself alive.

posted on 6/1/23

You’d need to be careful some hacker doesn’t give the robodogs roborabies.

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Derick Osei (U1734)
posted 11 hours, 57 minutes ago
I'd happily be suicidal if I was on £350k a week
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I’ll pay you £350k to do a suicide.

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Derick Osei (U1734)
posted 11 hours, 57 minutes ago
I'd happily be suicidal if I was on £350k a week
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I’ll pay you £350k to do a suicide.
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Over what length of contract?

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Derick Osei (U1734)
posted 11 hours, 57 minutes ago
I'd happily be suicidal if I was on £350k a week
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I’ll pay you £350k to do a suicide.
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Over what length of contract?
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I'd take 35k a year tax free over 10 years.

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Lisandro The King Martinez (U10026)
posted 11 minutes ago
You’d need to be careful some hacker doesn’t give the robodogs roborabies.
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Fair point.

I guess the very last thing you’d need when you’re already suffering from a canine devotion deficiency-induced depressive episode would be a new roborabies-infected robodog arriving at your front door every ten seconds.

Maybe legacy flesh dogs are the way forwards after all. At least until robodogs have a mandated roborabies shot regime (cue the anti-robodog-vaxxers) and can pass the Turing Test.

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Derick Osei (U1734)
posted 0 seconds ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Derick Osei (U1734)
posted 11 hours, 57 minutes ago
I'd happily be suicidal if I was on £350k a week
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I’ll pay you £350k to do a suicide.
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Over what length of contract?
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I'd take 35k a year tax free over 10 years.
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Actually 7k a year for 50 years would be the optimum with quality of life inflation in my 80s. I could still be fit and healthy in my 80s.

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Derick Osei (U1734)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Derick Osei (U1734)
posted 11 hours, 57 minutes ago
I'd happily be suicidal if I was on £350k a week
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I’ll pay you £350k to do a suicide.
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Over what length of contract?
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I'd take 35k a year tax free over 10 years.
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If you do the deed now, he pinky promises to put the first instalment in your bank account by the end of the month.

comment by Busby (U19985)

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Lisandro The King Martinez (U10026)
posted 3 hours, 41 minutes ago
Thought Busby would have more sympathy for Sancho given he’s rich and Busby is a Tory cuuuunt.
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Not sure why everybody thinks I’m a Tory.

As I said I don’t have the bigger picture, but based purely on the evidence on the football pitch, reported mental fragility, I’m not sure he’s made for Man Utd.

I hope he turns it round though and as always I’m happy to admit I am wrong should he do so.

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Busby - Tory Voter (U19985)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Lisandro The King Martinez (U10026)
posted 3 hours, 41 minutes ago
Thought Busby would have more sympathy for Sancho given he’s rich and Busby is a Tory cuuuunt.
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Not sure why everybody thinks I’m a Tory.

As I said I don’t have the bigger picture, but based purely on the evidence on the football pitch, reported mental fragility, I’m not sure he’s made for Man Utd.

I hope he turns it round though and as always I’m happy to admit I am wrong should he do so.
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It's a mystery!

posted on 6/1/23

Not sure why everybody thinks I’m a Tory

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I think it's probably because you consistently attack liberal and social-democratic ideas, and espouse right-wing ones, Busby.

comment by Busby (U19985)

posted on 6/1/23

Well, I prefer a capitalist society to a socialist society, that’s true, although I believe they can (and do) coexist.

The reason you think I always take a right wing approach is likely because I’ve only ever comment on economical political debates.

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 1 minute ago
Well, I prefer a capitalist society to a socialist society, that’s true, although I believe they can (and do) coexist.

The reason you think I always take a right wing approach is likely because I’ve only ever comment on economical political debates.
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Don’t feel the need to explain yourself.

posted on 6/1/23

Hope Sancho sorts it all out for himself & for United but mostly for United. I like the way that ETH has handled this. It’s a considered & tailored approach.

Not just telling him ‘to get over it’ nor being too soft and overly accommodating. Here’s a specific program just for you, follow it, involve yourself in it and good luck. When you’re better you can come back in beast mode and own the world CMOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!

posted on 6/1/23

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Busby - Tory Voter (U19985)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Lisandro The King Martinez (U10026)
posted 3 hours, 41 minutes ago
Thought Busby would have more sympathy for Sancho given he’s rich and Busby is a Tory cuuuunt.
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Not sure why everybody thinks I’m a Tory.

As I said I don’t have the bigger picture, but based purely on the evidence on the football pitch, reported mental fragility, I’m not sure he’s made for Man Utd.

I hope he turns it round though and as always I’m happy to admit I am wrong should he do so.
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It's a mystery!
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posted on 6/1/23

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 45 minutes ago
comment by Busby - Tory Voter (U19985)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Lisandro The King Martinez (U10026)
posted 3 hours, 41 minutes ago
Thought Busby would have more sympathy for Sancho given he’s rich and Busby is a Tory cuuuunt.
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Not sure why everybody thinks I’m a Tory.

As I said I don’t have the bigger picture, but based purely on the evidence on the football pitch, reported mental fragility, I’m not sure he’s made for Man Utd.

I hope he turns it round though and as always I’m happy to admit I am wrong should he do so.
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It's a mystery!
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busby Rees-mogg

posted on 6/1/23

Lol

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