Actually can't recall your size
comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 19 minutes ago
Oh maybe I just wasn't paying attention. I am shorter.
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Or maybe he was on his knees?
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted 31 seconds ago
comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 19 minutes ago
Oh maybe I just wasn't paying attention. I am shorter.
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Or maybe he was on his knees?
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You wish I would get on my knees for you
Don’t know how true this ism but apparently the journo who wrote that headline admitted he nicked it.
Apparently, it was based on a lesser known headline from the 1970s, also football related. That version relates to Liverpool’s Ian Callaghan playing a blinder in a victory over QPR: ‘Super Cally Goes Ballistic, QPR Atrocious’.
comment by The Light Brigade (U22847)
posted 8 minutes ago
Don’t know how true this ism but apparently the journo who wrote that headline admitted he nicked it.
Apparently, it was based on a lesser known headline from the 1970s, also football related. That version relates to Liverpool’s Ian Callaghan playing a blinder in a victory over QPR: ‘Super Cally Goes Ballistic, QPR Atrocious’.
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That's the one that should be famous then. Sadly for the author it isn't.
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by The Light Brigade (U22847)
posted 8 minutes ago
Don’t know how true this ism but apparently the journo who wrote that headline admitted he nicked it.
Apparently, it was based on a lesser known headline from the 1970s, also football related. That version relates to Liverpool’s Ian Callaghan playing a blinder in a victory over QPR: ‘Super Cally Goes Ballistic, QPR Atrocious’.
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That's the one that should be famous then. Sadly for the author it isn't.
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This is hugely significant TLB - are we to celebrate plagiarism now? That's like cheating which is why Rangers fans delight in it.
You probably know the greatest Pun ever told, but if not here it is.
Caledonian Thistle, known as Callie were playing Celtic in the cup, astonishingly Callie won.
The local rags headline was,
Super Callie go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.
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I don't get it?
comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
You probably know the greatest Pun ever told, but if not here it is.
Caledonian Thistle, known as Callie were playing Celtic in the cup, astonishingly Callie won.
The local rags headline was,
Super Callie go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.
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I don't get it?
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Don't you think the sound of it is something quite atrocious?
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
You probably know the greatest Pun ever told, but if not here it is.
Caledonian Thistle, known as Callie were playing Celtic in the cup, astonishingly Callie won.
The local rags headline was,
Super Callie go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.
-----------
I don't get it?
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Don't you think the sound of it is something quite atrocious?
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Poppin to IMDB
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
You probably know the greatest Pun ever told, but if not here it is.
Caledonian Thistle, known as Callie were playing Celtic in the cup, astonishingly Callie won.
The local rags headline was,
Super Callie go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.
-----------
I don't get it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't you think the sound of it is something quite atrocious?
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Either way it is long and contrived when the best puns are snappy & smart.
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
You probably know the greatest Pun ever told, but if not here it is.
Caledonian Thistle, known as Callie were playing Celtic in the cup, astonishingly Callie won.
The local rags headline was,
Super Callie go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.
-----------
I don't get it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't you think the sound of it is something quite atrocious?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Either way it is long and contrived when the best puns are snappy & smart.
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spot the celtic fan !!
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 44 seconds ago
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
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One of them clutters up the CL every year...for no discernable reason
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
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other than give you a reason to be bitter towards them!
And to correct you we help the govnmt pump all that giro money back into actual business' and not into the pockets of Charlie choc punters!!
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 14 minutes ago
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
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A bit harsh considering one club borne out of charity and to this day makes it a significant part of the club culture through it's Foundation which raises and distributes £2-3m/yr which is pretty decent for a club with a turnover typically £70-100m.
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 44 seconds ago
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
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One of them clutters up the CL every year...for no discernable reason
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to make chelsea think of what could have been..... Aww that could have been us getting pumped there... aww well just need to settle for Brentford instead.
Could have been really proper and spent the money Newcastle have in order to improve our positions
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 44 seconds ago
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
----------------------------------------------------------------------
One of them clutters up the CL every year...for no discernable reason
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to make chelsea think of what could have been..... Aww that could have been us getting pumped there... aww well just need to settle for Brentford instead.
Could have been really proper and spent the money Newcastle have in order to improve our positions
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We've had a year off...its no biggie
Pun, you have to remember that Celtic were the first British team to win the European Cup. And I think every players was born within 25 miles of Glasgow.
Naturally I've hated them ever since, even though I went to Parkhead the year before ( I was in Glasgow for work) and cheered them on.
Is this a shameful admission I don't know, but I loved Glasgow.
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......
comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 7 hours, 44 minutes ago
My bio on my tinder is:
"I used to be a male trapped inside a female's body, then I was born"
Met someone for a drink and they said "I almost didn't match cos I wasn't sure about dating a trans person"
I'd say about 40% of people don't get the joke. But it's my own original joke and I am sticking with it!
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Probably a pretty good way of weeding out the kind of people you would only be wasting time on by matching with anyway
I told the audiologist I'm having problems with my hearing.
"Could you describe the symptoms"?
"Yea, they're all yellow and the main characters are Homer, Marge and Bart"
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......
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Ffs. When are we going to get an appropriate sparky emoji.
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......
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Ffs. When are we going to get an appropriate sparky emoji.
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<sparky>
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......
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Ffs. When are we going to get an appropriate sparky emoji.
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<sparky>
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Exactly Pun, or sarky, which is even less typing
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posted on 23/11/23
Actually can't recall your size
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 19 minutes ago
Oh maybe I just wasn't paying attention. I am shorter.
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Or maybe he was on his knees?
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted 31 seconds ago
comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 19 minutes ago
Oh maybe I just wasn't paying attention. I am shorter.
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Or maybe he was on his knees?
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You wish I would get on my knees for you
posted on 23/11/23
Don’t know how true this ism but apparently the journo who wrote that headline admitted he nicked it.
Apparently, it was based on a lesser known headline from the 1970s, also football related. That version relates to Liverpool’s Ian Callaghan playing a blinder in a victory over QPR: ‘Super Cally Goes Ballistic, QPR Atrocious’.
posted on 23/11/23
comment by The Light Brigade (U22847)
posted 8 minutes ago
Don’t know how true this ism but apparently the journo who wrote that headline admitted he nicked it.
Apparently, it was based on a lesser known headline from the 1970s, also football related. That version relates to Liverpool’s Ian Callaghan playing a blinder in a victory over QPR: ‘Super Cally Goes Ballistic, QPR Atrocious’.
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That's the one that should be famous then. Sadly for the author it isn't.
posted on 23/11/23
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by The Light Brigade (U22847)
posted 8 minutes ago
Don’t know how true this ism but apparently the journo who wrote that headline admitted he nicked it.
Apparently, it was based on a lesser known headline from the 1970s, also football related. That version relates to Liverpool’s Ian Callaghan playing a blinder in a victory over QPR: ‘Super Cally Goes Ballistic, QPR Atrocious’.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That's the one that should be famous then. Sadly for the author it isn't.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
This is hugely significant TLB - are we to celebrate plagiarism now? That's like cheating which is why Rangers fans delight in it.
posted on 23/11/23
You probably know the greatest Pun ever told, but if not here it is.
Caledonian Thistle, known as Callie were playing Celtic in the cup, astonishingly Callie won.
The local rags headline was,
Super Callie go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.
-----------
I don't get it?
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
You probably know the greatest Pun ever told, but if not here it is.
Caledonian Thistle, known as Callie were playing Celtic in the cup, astonishingly Callie won.
The local rags headline was,
Super Callie go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.
-----------
I don't get it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't you think the sound of it is something quite atrocious?
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
You probably know the greatest Pun ever told, but if not here it is.
Caledonian Thistle, known as Callie were playing Celtic in the cup, astonishingly Callie won.
The local rags headline was,
Super Callie go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.
-----------
I don't get it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't you think the sound of it is something quite atrocious?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Poppin to IMDB
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
You probably know the greatest Pun ever told, but if not here it is.
Caledonian Thistle, known as Callie were playing Celtic in the cup, astonishingly Callie won.
The local rags headline was,
Super Callie go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.
-----------
I don't get it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't you think the sound of it is something quite atrocious?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Either way it is long and contrived when the best puns are snappy & smart.
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
You probably know the greatest Pun ever told, but if not here it is.
Caledonian Thistle, known as Callie were playing Celtic in the cup, astonishingly Callie won.
The local rags headline was,
Super Callie go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.
-----------
I don't get it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't you think the sound of it is something quite atrocious?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Either way it is long and contrived when the best puns are snappy & smart.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
spot the celtic fan !!
posted on 23/11/23
"mon the hoops"
posted on 23/11/23
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 44 seconds ago
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
----------------------------------------------------------------------
One of them clutters up the CL every year...for no discernable reason
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
----------------------------------------------------------------------
other than give you a reason to be bitter towards them!
And to correct you we help the govnmt pump all that giro money back into actual business' and not into the pockets of Charlie choc punters!!
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 14 minutes ago
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A bit harsh considering one club borne out of charity and to this day makes it a significant part of the club culture through it's Foundation which raises and distributes £2-3m/yr which is pretty decent for a club with a turnover typically £70-100m.
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 44 seconds ago
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
----------------------------------------------------------------------
One of them clutters up the CL every year...for no discernable reason
----------------------------------------------------------------------
to make chelsea think of what could have been..... Aww that could have been us getting pumped there... aww well just need to settle for Brentford instead.
Could have been really proper and spent the money Newcastle have in order to improve our positions
posted on 23/11/23
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 44 seconds ago
What you have to remember is neither of the Old Firm do anything good for the world
----------------------------------------------------------------------
One of them clutters up the CL every year...for no discernable reason
----------------------------------------------------------------------
to make chelsea think of what could have been..... Aww that could have been us getting pumped there... aww well just need to settle for Brentford instead.
Could have been really proper and spent the money Newcastle have in order to improve our positions
----------------------------------------------------------------------
We've had a year off...its no biggie
posted on 23/11/23
Pun, you have to remember that Celtic were the first British team to win the European Cup. And I think every players was born within 25 miles of Glasgow.
Naturally I've hated them ever since, even though I went to Parkhead the year before ( I was in Glasgow for work) and cheered them on.
Is this a shameful admission I don't know, but I loved Glasgow.
posted on 23/11/23
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 7 hours, 44 minutes ago
My bio on my tinder is:
"I used to be a male trapped inside a female's body, then I was born"
Met someone for a drink and they said "I almost didn't match cos I wasn't sure about dating a trans person"
I'd say about 40% of people don't get the joke. But it's my own original joke and I am sticking with it!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Probably a pretty good way of weeding out the kind of people you would only be wasting time on by matching with anyway
posted on 23/11/23
I told the audiologist I'm having problems with my hearing.
"Could you describe the symptoms"?
"Yea, they're all yellow and the main characters are Homer, Marge and Bart"
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ffs. When are we going to get an appropriate sparky emoji.
posted on 23/11/23
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......
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Ffs. When are we going to get an appropriate sparky emoji.
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<sparky>
posted on 23/11/23
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I should clarify that wasn't a serious comment......
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ffs. When are we going to get an appropriate sparky emoji.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
<sparky>
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Exactly Pun, or sarky, which is even less typing
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