Lmao. My brother told me about his injury and said jes probably done as a top class player considering his main ability was his pace. Seems like a perfect target to come to us.

Let's try and pay 50 million so we maintain a track record.

Cruciate ligament injury? That basically ticks all the boxes for United, let's sign him up!!

Wouldn't be surprised if united messed up and went for Jordi Alba instead. Who knows with this club

I'm sure you'll still have the same opinions from some fan "he'd be an upgrade on what we have", "I'd take him over Maguire, Lindelof etc.", "he'd do a job for a couple of seasons" etc.

comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 2 minutes ago
I'm sure you'll still have the same opinions from some fan "he'd be an upgrade on what we have", "I'd take him over Maguire, Lindelof etc.", "he'd do a job for a couple of seasons" etc.
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Madird will sell him to us "to do a job" for those couple of seasons, sign some well-known top talent for half the price and wage.

And we'll get an experienced pro, who's lost all his pace on a 4 year, 300k a week contract, that will have 6 good months, get injured and then we'll be unable to sell him

comment by JHernandezMUFC (U18093)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 2 minutes ago
I'm sure you'll still have the same opinions from some fan "he'd be an upgrade on what we have", "I'd take him over Maguire, Lindelof etc.", "he'd do a job for a couple of seasons" etc.
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Madird will sell him to us "to do a job" for those couple of seasons, sign some well-known top talent for half the price and wage.

And we'll get an experienced pro, who's lost all his pace on a 4 year, 300k a week contract, that will have 6 good months, get injured and then we'll be unable to sell him
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Rinse, repeat.

comment by JHernandezMUFC (U18093)
posted 43 seconds ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 2 minutes ago
I'm sure you'll still have the same opinions from some fan "he'd be an upgrade on what we have", "I'd take him over Maguire, Lindelof etc.", "he'd do a job for a couple of seasons" etc.
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Madird will sell him to us "to do a job" for those couple of seasons, sign some well-known top talent for half the price and wage.

And we'll get an experienced pro, who's lost all his pace on a 4 year, 300k a week contract, that will have 6 good months, get injured and then we'll be unable to sell him
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What's not to like?

Our top targets this summer should be:

Alaba
Muller
Kroos
Immobile
Koke
Griezmann
Lewandowski
Arnautovic
Hummels
Neuer
Modric


That starting 11 would win us the PL, for 2 weeks.

comment by House (U17162)
posted 57 minutes ago
Cruciate ligament injury? That basically ticks all the boxes for United, let's sign him up!!
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Rumours are he roughs his missus up as well. 👍

comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 43 minutes ago
Our top targets this summer should be:

Alaba
Muller
Kroos
Immobile
Koke
Griezmann
Lewandowski
Arnautovic
Hummels
Neuer
Modric


That starting 11 would win us the PL, for 2 weeks.
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Do you need to win the league for longer than that?

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 25 minutes ago
Wouldn't be surprised if united messed up and went for Jordi Alba instead. Who knows with this club
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We'll end up with Jessica Alba on loan

comment by Jalisco Red - Losing My Reguilón (U4195)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 25 minutes ago
Wouldn't be surprised if united messed up and went for Jordi Alba instead. Who knows with this club
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We'll end up with Jessica Alba on loan
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To win us a fantastic four trophies next season

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Losing My Reguilón (U4195)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 25 minutes ago
Wouldn't be surprised if united messed up and went for Jordi Alba instead. Who knows with this club
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We'll end up with Jessica Alba on loan
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To win us a fantastic four trophies next season

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llongyfarchiadau

comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 2 hours, 9 minutes ago
Our top targets this summer should be:

Alaba
Muller
Kroos
Immobile
Koke
Griezmann
Lewandowski
Arnautovic
Hummels
Neuer
Modric


That starting 11 would win us the PL, for 2 weeks.
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The league is won by Christmas anyway, according to g ooners and scousers

Wait, are we essentially a Brexit Saudi Pro League side?

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 37 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Losing My Reguilón (U4195)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 25 minutes ago
Wouldn't be surprised if united messed up and went for Jordi Alba instead. Who knows with this club
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We'll end up with Jessica Alba on loan
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To win us a fantastic four trophies next season

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llongyfarchiadau
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You guys might think that’s a joke, but I thought the same this summer when we invited Johny Evans to train with us

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (U2462)
posted 3 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Losing My Reguilón (U4195)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 25 minutes ago
Wouldn't be surprised if united messed up and went for Jordi Alba instead. Who knows with this club
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We'll end up with Jessica Alba on loan
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To win us a fantastic four trophies next season

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Sometimes you just have to Marvel at some of these puns

Greenwood played so well last night for Getafe against Atleti