I gave my butler a book, ‘gambling a mugs game’

Are you still high?

There are 3 teams and 6 scores.

comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 5 minutes ago
Are you still high?

There are 3 teams and 6 scores.
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Haha.

Sorry I forgot the context.

I sent him this:

Easy one today. Just need the exact scores, in your opinion.

No heart involved, only head:

Newcy v Forest
Bournemouth v Fulham
Sheff United v Luton

Hence my ‘verbatim’ thing.

Baz, you’re right.

My old man has always reminded me that the bookie drives off at closing time in a Bentley, whilst the gambler rides off on his bike, not before sparking a a roll up.

Something like that, anyway.

But in answer to your question Elvis, yes, yes I am. Perpetually, for the next week, I hope.

I hope your butler comes back with lots of goodies Shinjury

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 7 minutes ago
Hence my ‘verbatim’ thing.

Baz, you’re right.

My old man has always reminded me that the bookie drives off at closing time in a Bentley, whilst the gambler rides off on his bike, not before sparking a a roll up.

Something like that, anyway.

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your old man sounds wise

comment by >💲Baz tard🦍+❄️=? (U19119)
posted 48 seconds ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 7 minutes ago
Hence my ‘verbatim’ thing.

Baz, you’re right.

My old man has always reminded me that the bookie drives off at closing time in a Bentley, whilst the gambler rides off on his bike, not before sparking a a roll up.

Something like that, anyway.

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your old man sounds wise
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Two windows taking money in, one window paying out that’s what my old Gran told me so go spend your money on a few skanky Hoe’s instead, great advice that’s served me well for many years

comment by House (U17162)
posted 9 minutes ago
I hope your butler comes back with lots of goodies Shinjury
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comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by >💲Baz tard🦍+❄️=? (U19119)
posted 48 seconds ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 7 minutes ago
Hence my ‘verbatim’ thing.

Baz, you’re right.

My old man has always reminded me that the bookie drives off at closing time in a Bentley, whilst the gambler rides off on his bike, not before sparking a a roll up.

Something like that, anyway.

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your old man sounds wise
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Two windows taking money in, one window paying out that’s what my old Gran told me so go spend your money on a few skanky Hoe’s instead, great advice that’s served me well for many years
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Hahaha, top lady.

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 16 minutes ago
Hence my ‘verbatim’ thing.

Baz, you’re right.

My old man has always reminded me that the bookie drives off at closing time in a Bentley, whilst the gambler rides off on his bike, not before sparking a a roll up.

Something like that, anyway.

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No such a thing as a poor bookie

comment by >💲Baz tard🦍+❄️=? (U19119)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 7 minutes ago
Hence my ‘verbatim’ thing.

Baz, you’re right.

My old man has always reminded me that the bookie drives off at closing time in a Bentley, whilst the gambler rides off on his bike, not before sparking a a roll up.

Something like that, anyway.

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your old man sounds wise
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His brother lived in the casino till his end, so I think he saw the negatives first hand.

Although he took risks in ways I cannot reveal here, so I class him as the biggest gambler I know, he just didn't gamble with Ladbrokes, etc.

comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 56 seconds ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 16 minutes ago
Hence my ‘verbatim’ thing.

Baz, you’re right.

My old man has always reminded me that the bookie drives off at closing time in a Bentley, whilst the gambler rides off on his bike, not before sparking a a roll up.

Something like that, anyway.

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No such a thing as a poor bookie
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Amen to that.

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by >💲Baz tard🦍+❄️=? (U19119)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 7 minutes ago
Hence my ‘verbatim’ thing.

Baz, you’re right.

My old man has always reminded me that the bookie drives off at closing time in a Bentley, whilst the gambler rides off on his bike, not before sparking a a roll up.

Something like that, anyway.

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your old man sounds wise
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His brother lived in the casino till his end, so I think he saw the negatives first hand.

Although he took risks in ways I cannot reveal here, so I class him as the biggest gambler I know, he just didn't gamble with Ladbrokes, etc.
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I won’t ask but it sounds interesting

I put a €2 free bet on this, it better win

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 26 minutes ago
But in answer to your question Elvis, yes, yes I am. Perpetually, for the next week, I hope.
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My man!

Stuck a tenner on Newcastle 3-1 Bournemouth.

I'm confident.

I am no philosopher, but I would advise all those with parents to ask them questions about their life.

The best one I asked was along the lines of "what was your life like before you met my <insert opposite parent I was talking to>?"

Finding films, music, places they went to, on the internet, thus springing memories, you're in for a fascinating conversation.

comment by Vladimikel Artutin - committing war crimes against football since 2019 (U18355)
posted 3 minutes ago
I put a €2 free bet on this, it better win
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3-2
2-2
1-1

You LOSE!!!

Not yet, they're still goalless against bournemouth

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 5 hours, 55 minutes ago
You LOSE!!!
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Lazy eye

Roll out Oeuptimus