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posted on 13/2/24

comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lol when did going to the gym become something to slag men with?

I imagine if the so called real men from back in Roman times or whatever saw two men, one was strong, muscular, fit, fast, toned etc.

And the other was a fat slob with a belly, I wonder which one they would say is the real man?

"Oh that guy look like gladiator, he man. FFS WHY IS THERE A GUY LYING OVER THERE THAT LOOKS LIKE MELTED CHEESE?"

"Oh that's cinci, just leave him be, if he gets too worked up he may have a heart attack"

"I real man" proclaims cinci, out of breath

*dies*
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Gymbods are comfortably among the most pathetic people in society. And the only reason they are at the gym is because they haven't done a days work in their lives outside of lifting a pen. #bringbackrealmen
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This is what fat ugly people say
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Ripped as feck all my life, one of those annoying feckers gymbods want to be. Ohhhh squat, squat, squat, ohhh look at my thighs, ohhhh, squat, squat, squat, give me egggggggssss, squat, squat, squat
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I’d suggest just going to a normal gym cos you sound like you’re using the public toilets.

posted on 13/2/24

Could I get a list of approved real man jobs? I wouldn't want to compromise the core of my identity by doing the wrong thing.

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 53 seconds ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lol when did going to the gym become something to slag men with?

I imagine if the so called real men from back in Roman times or whatever saw two men, one was strong, muscular, fit, fast, toned etc.

And the other was a fat slob with a belly, I wonder which one they would say is the real man?

"Oh that guy look like gladiator, he man. FFS WHY IS THERE A GUY LYING OVER THERE THAT LOOKS LIKE MELTED CHEESE?"

"Oh that's cinci, just leave him be, if he gets too worked up he may have a heart attack"

"I real man" proclaims cinci, out of breath

*dies*
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Gymbods are comfortably among the most pathetic people in society. And the only reason they are at the gym is because they haven't done a days work in their lives outside of lifting a pen. #bringbackrealmen
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This is what fat ugly people say
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Ripped as feck all my life, one of those annoying feckers gymbods want to be. Ohhhh squat, squat, squat, ohhh look at my thighs, ohhhh, squat, squat, squat, give me egggggggssss, squat, squat, squat
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I’d suggest just going to a normal gym cos you sound like you’re using the public toilets.
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More heavy lifting when I go for a pee than there is at the gym. #plasticmuscles

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 3 seconds ago
Someone get on the phone to world's strongest man, they're going to have to reassign the placements now it's emerged none of them are real men.
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And here is Tom Stoltman in the 4th event in this year's final, the shouting as loud as you can whilst assembling scaffolding event.

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And the next event, who can wolf whistle at a pretty woman from a building site the loudest

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 3 seconds ago
Someone get on the phone to world's strongest man, they're going to have to reassign the placements now it's emerged none of them are real men.
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And here is Tom Stoltman in the 4th event in this year's final, the shouting as loud as you can whilst assembling scaffolding event.

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We would all pay to watch that, lets be honest.
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Onto event 5 and it's ordering for 10 of your worky mates at Greggs. The combined total of items ordered including double points for time consuming coffees etc, whilst one person is serving, wins.

posted on 13/2/24

comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 51 seconds ago
Could I get a list of approved real man jobs? I wouldn't want to compromise the core of my identity by doing the wrong thing.
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Anything that doesn't involve going to work in a suit and tie or collar and having a meeting every hour to chat about the meetings from the previous day, hour, week etc before tucking into lunch from a box with your name written on it so Betty from accounts doesn't eat it before you.

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 3 seconds ago
Someone get on the phone to world's strongest man, they're going to have to reassign the placements now it's emerged none of them are real men.
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And here is Tom Stoltman in the 4th event in this year's final, the shouting as loud as you can whilst assembling scaffolding event.

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We would all pay to watch that, lets be honest.
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Onto event 5 and it's ordering for 10 of your worky mates at Greggs. The combined total of items ordered including double points for time consuming coffees etc, whilst one person is serving, wins.
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OMG WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 51 seconds ago
Could I get a list of approved real man jobs? I wouldn't want to compromise the core of my identity by doing the wrong thing.
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Anything that doesn't involve going to work in a suit and tie or collar and having a meeting every hour to chat about the meetings from the previous day, hour, week etc before tucking into lunch from a box with your name written on it so Betty from accounts doesn't eat it before you.
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Oh cool, so my job as a personal trainer is safe the.

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 51 seconds ago
Could I get a list of approved real man jobs? I wouldn't want to compromise the core of my identity by doing the wrong thing.
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Anything that doesn't involve going to work in a suit and tie or collar and having a meeting every hour to chat about the meetings from the previous day, hour, week etc before tucking into lunch from a box with your name written on it so Betty from accounts doesn't eat it before you.
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Aye these real men just go out and build stuff with no planning from anyone else. Great initiative.

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 44 seconds ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 51 seconds ago
Could I get a list of approved real man jobs? I wouldn't want to compromise the core of my identity by doing the wrong thing.
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Anything that doesn't involve going to work in a suit and tie or collar and having a meeting every hour to chat about the meetings from the previous day, hour, week etc before tucking into lunch from a box with your name written on it so Betty from accounts doesn't eat it before you.
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But we can loop back around to this and piggy back onto what Mellor is saying but we don't need to reinvent the wheel so lets just touch base tomorrow because there are a lot of moving parts #officecants

posted on 13/2/24

comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 14 seconds ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 51 seconds ago
Could I get a list of approved real man jobs? I wouldn't want to compromise the core of my identity by doing the wrong thing.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Anything that doesn't involve going to work in a suit and tie or collar and having a meeting every hour to chat about the meetings from the previous day, hour, week etc before tucking into lunch from a box with your name written on it so Betty from accounts doesn't eat it before you.
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Oh cool, so my job as a personal trainer is safe the.
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posted on 13/2/24

comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 25 seconds ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 51 seconds ago
Could I get a list of approved real man jobs? I wouldn't want to compromise the core of my identity by doing the wrong thing.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Anything that doesn't involve going to work in a suit and tie or collar and having a meeting every hour to chat about the meetings from the previous day, hour, week etc before tucking into lunch from a box with your name written on it so Betty from accounts doesn't eat it before you.
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Oh cool, so my job as a personal trainer is safe the.
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Safe as feck and I applaud you for milking those sad gym cants

posted on 13/2/24

Is being a PL footballer a real job Cinci?

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 16 seconds ago
Is being a PL footballer a real job Cinci?
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Depends where you play. In Scotland yes, proper mans job. In the corrupt prem, not really, more a fashion show to air crap tats and bleached hair

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 16 seconds ago
Is being a PL footballer a real job Cinci?
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Depends where you play. In Scotland yes, proper mans job. In the corrupt prem, not really, more a fashion show to air crap tats and bleached hair
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Would you prefer for Wolves players to go to the gym or not?

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 16 seconds ago
Is being a PL footballer a real job Cinci?
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Depends where you play. In Scotland yes, proper mans job. In the corrupt prem, not really, more a fashion show to air crap tats and bleached hair
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Would you prefer for Wolves players to go to the gym or not?
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Doing it for their job ain't they. Entirely different. Bad life choices for the rest

posted on 13/2/24

I’m always suspicious of people who try and denigrate others who are doing something positive.

Now I’m not saying Cinci is a short failure in a menial job that feels the need to validate himself online to build up his fragile self-esteem or anything btw.

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cushion half volleys (U6374)
posted 30 seconds ago
I’m always suspicious of people who try and denigrate others who are doing something positive.

Now I’m not saying Cinci is a short failure in a menial job that feels the need to validate himself online to build up his fragile self-esteem or anything btw.
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Glad you're not saying that.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cushion half volleys (U6374)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lol when did going to the gym become something to slag men with?

I imagine if the so called real men from back in Roman times or whatever saw two men, one was strong, muscular, fit, fast, toned etc.

And the other was a fat slob with a belly, I wonder which one they would say is the real man?

"Oh that guy look like gladiator, he man. FFS WHY IS THERE A GUY LYING OVER THERE THAT LOOKS LIKE MELTED CHEESE?"

"Oh that's cinci, just leave him be, if he gets too worked up he may have a heart attack"

"I real man" proclaims cinci, out of breath

*dies*
----------------------------------------------------------------------



Gymbods are comfortably among the most pathetic people in society. And the only reason they are at the gym is because they haven't done a days work in their lives outside of lifting a pen. #bringbackrealmen
----------------------------------------------------------------------

This is what fat ugly people say
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Ripped as feck all my life, one of those annoying feckers gymbods want to be. Ohhhh squat, squat, squat, ohhh look at my thighs, ohhhh, squat, squat, squat, give me egggggggssss, squat, squat, squat
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I’d suggest just going to a normal gym cos you sound like you’re using the public toilets.
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Going back to Barry's point about Roman times - how great it was they sat in a big room of toilets able to chat to each other about the matters of the day whilst they curled one out for the slaves below to clear up?

No bending over to peer under the cubicle at who's shoes were there and work out who it is before letting one rip. No hang up over how many times you wipe and folder or scruncher. No dubiety over timing your exit so you don't bump into said adjacent occupier only for the prrik in IT to walk in and say your name to the whole room.

I could go on.

posted on 13/2/24

My gym is full of fake tan, tattooed, manual labourers and tradesmen Cinci. Are they still real men for the jobs they do?

posted on 13/2/24

comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted 38 minutes ago
TOOR

Harsh


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posted on 13/2/24

comment by Ace (U14461)
posted 4 hours, 27 minutes ago
Player of the match instead of man of the match.

Everyone covering their mouths to talk.

Players putting the ball a micro millimeter beyond the quadrant for corner kicks.

Idiot fans keeping the ball then throwing it back into play after a new one is in play.

The absurd offside situation where lino’s aren’t allowed to give it until the ball has been touched.

The handball rule.
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you aint a fackin happy hector...are you...?

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 8 minutes ago
My gym is full of fake tan, tattooed, manual labourers and tradesmen Cinci. Are they still real men for the jobs they do?
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They are a disgrace to their professions.

posted on 13/2/24

comment by (K̀‡ash) - Klopp's Last Dance - Free Pale... (U1108)
posted 4 hours, 16 minutes ago
Women commentators and pundits
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speak to Ace...right in his wheelhouse this....

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 13 minutes ago
I’m always suspicious of people who try and denigrate others who are doing something positive.

Now I’m not saying Cinci is a short failure in a menial job that feels the need to validate himself online to build up his fragile self-esteem or anything btw.
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Menial job. Fack, wouldn't catch me working anymore, I am nearly 50 ffs.

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