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Ashworth on gardening leave

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posted on 19/2/24

Can't blame Newcastle- they need all the income they can possibly get for FFP compliancy.

comment by Ruiney (U1005)

posted on 19/2/24

We have all the bargaining power, they will go lower.

posted on 19/2/24

£10m? Yesterday I read £20m and earlier this morning it was £15m. Give it a couple days and he'll be free.

posted on 19/2/24

comment by Ruiney (U1005)
posted 9 minutes ago
We have all the bargaining power, they will go lower.
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I'd say both parties have some bargaining power. Newcastle have the ability to very significantly delay the appointment, and I assume the money they'd waste on his salary during extended gardening leave would be relatively low compared with the compensation sums being discussed.

posted on 19/2/24

I don’t think Utd have any bargaining power do they?

Looks a considered appointment, but they’ll have to pay the money, which they will.

posted on 19/2/24

Couldn’t he have a go at fixing the leaky roof rather than mowing the grass?

posted on 19/2/24

Just pay the £10m now. We will make it all back in replica suit sales.

posted on 19/2/24

Gardening leave

Just get his advice on stuff off the record until 2025. Get the other appointments in place too beforehand.

posted on 19/2/24

Supposedly his laptop has the most detailed analysis of all the players in the world. Let him just 'misplace' it along with passwords and we'll be fine for a year.

posted on 19/2/24

I'm sure there's someone who could just nick his laptop for us for a lot less than £10m.

posted on 19/2/24

comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 22 minutes ago
Just pay the £10m now. We will make it all back in replica suit sales.
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posted on 19/2/24

Also we must have saved at least £10m in performance and goal bonuses not paid out to Mount and Antony. From a business sense we have been doing the best in the league in terms of keeping the goal bonuses paid out down, but now Hojland has started haemorrhaging the club money in goal bonuses, so understandable that we need a new sporting director. It is a business after all and it is extremely important to keep costs down. Goals cost the club money.

posted on 19/2/24

comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 24 minutes ago
Just pay the £10m now. We will make it all back in replica suit sales.
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Speaking of which, have we ever discussed how they always make ETH wear that Manchester United official tailoring partner blazer? It feels kind of demeaning. How can a coach exude authority from the dugout if he doesn't have autonomy over his own drip?

posted on 19/2/24

Liverpool will have already hacked his laptop, get him to use a Filofax in future

posted on 19/2/24

comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 22 minutes ago
Just pay the £10m now. We will make it all back in replica suit sales.
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posted on 19/2/24

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 14 minutes ago
Liverpool will have already hacked his laptop, get him to use a Filofax in future
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Does Boris still think hacking = helping build a database leaving and using that database cause former employers didnt change the passwords

posted on 19/2/24

comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 14 minutes ago
Liverpool will have already hacked his laptop, get him to use a Filofax in future
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Does Boris still think hacking = helping build a database leaving and using that database cause former employers didnt change the passwords
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He does and it’s funny.

posted on 19/2/24

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - Mentality Moles (U2958)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 22 minutes ago
Just pay the £10m now. We will make it all back in replica suit sales.
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Does he wear a suit while on gardening leave, I wonder? I would imagine he looks quite rakish if so.

posted on 19/2/24

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 25 minutes ago
Liverpool will have already hacked his laptop, get him to use a Filofax in future
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Liverpool use a sophisticated AI to hack scouting networks, SmackGPT based on a scouse persona

posted on 19/2/24

comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - Mentality Moles (U2958)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 22 minutes ago
Just pay the £10m now. We will make it all back in replica suit sales.
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Does he wear a suit while on gardening leave, I wonder? I would imagine he looks quite rakish if so.
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I enjoyed that, almost soiled myself

posted on 19/2/24

comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 1 hour, 6 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 22 minutes ago
Just pay the £10m now. We will make it all back in replica suit sales.
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posted on 19/2/24

comment by Baz tard - Ineos your face (U19119)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 25 minutes ago
Liverpool will have already hacked his laptop, get him to use a Filofax in future
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Liverpool use a sophisticated AI to hack scouting networks, SmackGPT based on a scouse persona
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And don't you forget it.

posted on 19/2/24

comment by Brian Gittins (U1449)
posted 32 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - Mentality Moles (U2958)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 22 minutes ago
Just pay the £10m now. We will make it all back in replica suit sales.
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Does he wear a suit while on gardening leave, I wonder? I would imagine he looks quite rakish if so.
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I enjoyed that, almost soiled myself
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You should have gnome better than to do that.

posted on 19/2/24

comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
comment by Ruiney (U1005)
posted 9 minutes ago
We have all the bargaining power, they will go lower.
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I'd say both parties have some bargaining power. Newcastle have the ability to very significantly delay the appointment, and I assume the money they'd waste on his salary during extended gardening leave would be relatively low compared with the compensation sums being discussed.
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They couldn't replace his role whilst keeping him on, plus having to pay him, so there is room for negotiation.

posted on 19/2/24

comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 14 minutes ago
Liverpool will have already hacked his laptop, get him to use a Filofax in future
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Does Boris still think hacking = helping build a database leaving and using that database cause former employers didnt change the passwords
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If he accesses it knowing he shouldn't be, then it's hacking.

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