I can hear the sound of a man screaming,
must be a pnf up the stairs
Andy, run like the clappers, mate, Ethel's oan n your way too young.
eth, ffs, the auld yin dizny know if he has had his pnf stretched,
oh the innocence lost
did Ath mention clappers <pmsl>
You leave mah pnf oot ae this!
incidentally andy, is it isometric, active, dynamic, ballistic, or passive stretching?
Leo very well googles as that is what i have just found
Leo - its my birthday tomorrow - hoping for a whopping present
haw ath, a know somebody who is gettin their "pnf" stretched oan a regular basis
the poor boaaay is walking like robert mitchum
Happy birthday Ethel Mine on sunday. Big 18
Andy - big 18 - well hello sailor
andy
my dear ethel, my heart soars with joy...........my emerald queen, my fleur de la pont nif
come, be by my side, let me show you the magic of the nite.........let me waft you to inner delights, of yet unknown........yes my dear, the "hose of horror" is yours my queen
Leo. Bet Ethel's pnf is stretched already efter the boay had a night aff.
my dear ethel, my heart soars with joy...........my emerald queen, my fleur de la pont nif
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Not as much as my........ will be singing the morrow night
happy birthday when it comes Andy
ethel as a man of humility, humility unrivalled, my male beauty may be too much for you darling........the atrocious attachment defo wud
Leo - ah huv seen some attrocious attachments in my time
ethels pnf stretched, a hope she dizny stay in a flat, widny like tae be the guy doon the stairs catchin the drips ffs
Leo - ah huv seen some attrocious attachments in my time
you will be doin merr than looking at it dawl
Ath - only drips ye huv catched in recent years huv been yer grecian man 2000 ~
I'll have you know I'm very distinguished looking<sniff-sniff>
I roll my own .........................naw
eth, can a guess your age, perhaps 48
I'll have you know I'm very distinguished lookin
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there's a very distinguished looking man who sells the big issue on the Byres Road - ye can distinguish him by his au de brut - circa.........
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posted on 10/10/11
I can hear the sound of a man screaming,
must be a pnf up the stairs
posted on 10/10/11
Andy, run like the clappers, mate, Ethel's oan n your way too young.
posted on 10/10/11
eth, ffs, the auld yin dizny know if he has had his pnf stretched,
oh the innocence lost
posted on 10/10/11
did Ath mention clappers <pmsl>
posted on 10/10/11
You leave mah pnf oot ae this!
posted on 10/10/11
incidentally andy, is it isometric, active, dynamic, ballistic, or passive stretching?
posted on 10/10/11
Leo very well googles as that is what i have just found
posted on 10/10/11
Leo - its my birthday tomorrow - hoping for a whopping present
posted on 10/10/11
haw ath, a know somebody who is gettin their "pnf" stretched oan a regular basis
the poor boaaay is walking like robert mitchum
posted on 10/10/11
Happy birthday Ethel Mine on sunday. Big 18
posted on 10/10/11
Andy - big 18 - well hello sailor
posted on 10/10/11
posted on 10/10/11
andy
my dear ethel, my heart soars with joy...........my emerald queen, my fleur de la pont nif
come, be by my side, let me show you the magic of the nite.........let me waft you to inner delights, of yet unknown........yes my dear, the "hose of horror" is yours my queen
posted on 10/10/11
Leo. Bet Ethel's pnf is stretched already efter the boay had a night aff.
posted on 10/10/11
my dear ethel, my heart soars with joy...........my emerald queen, my fleur de la pont nif
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Not as much as my........ will be singing the morrow night
posted on 10/10/11
happy birthday when it comes Andy
ethel as a man of humility, humility unrivalled, my male beauty may be too much for you darling........the atrocious attachment defo wud
posted on 10/10/11
Leo - ah huv seen some attrocious attachments in my time
posted on 10/10/11
ethels pnf stretched, a hope she dizny stay in a flat, widny like tae be the guy doon the stairs catchin the drips ffs
posted on 10/10/11
ffs, Leo!!
posted on 10/10/11
Leo - ah huv seen some attrocious attachments in my time
you will be doin merr than looking at it dawl
posted on 10/10/11
Ath - only drips ye huv catched in recent years huv been yer grecian man 2000 ~
posted on 10/10/11
Leo
I roll my own
posted on 10/10/11
I'll have you know I'm very distinguished looking<sniff-sniff>
posted on 10/10/11
I roll my own .........................naw
eth, can a guess your age, perhaps 48
posted on 10/10/11
I'll have you know I'm very distinguished lookin
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there's a very distinguished looking man who sells the big issue on the Byres Road - ye can distinguish him by his au de brut - circa.........
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