comment by Ali - 🇪🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (U1192)
posted 27 minutes ago
On a side note, these places are great to chat to birds. Take the water gun and bingo
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Da fack?

To give you the benefit of the doubt I am going to assume you mean you wake up early and talk to the singing birds, and the owls at night, kind of like a reta rded Dr Doolittle.
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comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 43 minutes ago
You're on holiday with the family and you're trying to find ways to chat to 'birds'? Yeah, you sound like a nice guy
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Can tell your a spurs can't. Fack off you miserable cant.

comment by rosso says the time has come to unlock the unlimited Pote-ntial of the Fernçalvenoo triumvirate (U17054)
posted 34 minutes ago
Where are you staying at Cleverson?
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Armacao De Pera.

Lovely place and beaches are grand.

comment by Roy's Keane (U11635)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted 27 minutes ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 2 minutes ago
Went to all-inclusive a few years ago. Hotel was fine but we'll never do it again. There was some weirdo following my wife around making creepy comments about doing it in the sea before his family came down, and there was a Welsh guy in the bar getting wasted while glued to his phone and muttering stuff about transfer rumours.
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comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 20 minutes ago
All inclusive is always a very mixed bag and you are trying your luck when you go for it, if you find a good one though, hold onto it.
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Pretty much this. Turkey last year was great and the food and drink was spot on!

Picturing Cleverson arguing with birds and owls like a reeetarded Doctor Doolittle is killing me.

comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ten Haaaagendas please' of the year Runner Up 2021 (U18599)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 43 minutes ago
You're on holiday with the family and you're trying to find ways to chat to 'birds'? Yeah, you sound like a nice guy
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Can tell your a spurs can't. Fack off you miserable cant.
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He a cant cos he doesnt cheat on his mrs and kids?? Ehh ok

comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 57 minutes ago
You're on holiday with the family and you're trying to find ways to chat to 'birds'? Yeah, you sound like a nice guy
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This being Cleverson I assumed he meant parents and siblings instead of wife and kids.

I went to a resort in Portugal a few years ago. It was a nice family place where you paid for food and drinks for the adults and it said that kids are free.

I was just there on my own as I was a bit younger back then, but it was still a nice place to be.

So I paid for my meal and drinks but didn't feel like I was getting great value for money as I wasn't really given what was promised for what I paid.

So I went looking around the hotel and finally managed to get the rest of the deal sorted.

All in all, a mixed experience. The food was good, drinks value for money, but the free kid turned out to be a bit of a handful so had to drown her in the sea.

comment by Michel Pageaud (U1734)
posted 3 minutes ago
I went to a resort in Portugal a few years ago. It was a nice family place where you paid for food and drinks for the adults and it said that kids are free.

I was just there on my own as I was a bit younger back then, but it was still a nice place to be.

So I paid for my meal and drinks but didn't feel like I was getting great value for money as I wasn't really given what was promised for what I paid.

So I went looking around the hotel and finally managed to get the rest of the deal sorted.

All in all, a mixed experience. The food was good, drinks value for money, but the free kid turned out to be a bit of a handful so had to drown her in the sea.
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if you just showed him your posts on here, Im sure he would have let you eat for free...

comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 57 minutes ago
You're on holiday with the family and you're trying to find ways to chat to 'birds'? Yeah, you sound like a nice guy
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This being Cleverson I assumed he meant parents and siblings instead of wife and kids.
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Don't cry little Annie x

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ten Haaaagendas please'of the year Runner Up 2021 (U18599)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 43 minutes ago
You're on holiday with the family and you're trying to find ways to chat to 'birds'? Yeah, you sound like a nice guy
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Can tell your a spurs can't. Fack off you miserable cant.
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He a cant cos he doesnt cheat on his mrs and kids?? Ehh ok
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Zzz

comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ten Haaaagendas please' of the year Runner Up 2021 (U18599)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ten Haaaagendas please'of the year Runner Up 2021 (U18599)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 43 minutes ago
You're on holiday with the family and you're trying to find ways to chat to 'birds'? Yeah, you sound like a nice guy
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Can tell your a spurs can't. Fack off you miserable cant.
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He a cant cos he doesnt cheat on his mrs and kids?? Ehh ok
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Zzz
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well that answers that then ... Your mrs is a lucky gal, your children must be so proud

comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ten Haaaagendas please' of the year Runner Up 2021 (U18599)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 57 minutes ago
You're on holiday with the family and you're trying to find ways to chat to 'birds'? Yeah, you sound like a nice guy
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This being Cleverson I assumed he meant parents and siblings instead of wife and kids.
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Don't cry little Annie x
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Some truth in what I said then.

I'm assuming family means wife and kids. I'm pretty sure it does judging by his responses.

I've just got visions of young women whispering to each other "oh christ, here comes that creepy old guy with the man boooobs and the water gun. Let's just go"

comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Tyranny of the majority (SE85) (U21241)
posted 2 minutes ago
Ah that's definitely a different discussion altogether. I love the tourist attractions. That's definitely a huge part of why you go to places like Dubai, LA, New York etc.

We are currently planning a trip to Singapore for next year. Another place that ironically my wife has said she'd loved to visit and I'd never given it much thought. It's supposed to be a fabulous place.

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Singapore is strange. A bit too perfect and law-abiding for my liking, but on the other hand a nice mixture of cultures and cuisines, and I particularly liked the neighbourhoods like China Town / Little India that feature more of a concentration of one migrant group. One thing not to miss is eating at one of the hawker centres. The food is cheap, good quality, diverse, and you get to eat among locals doing an authentic Singaporean thing.
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Yeh, felt that same. It was a 'nice' place, but felt a bit too clean/perfect after Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Malaysia etc.

comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 3 minutes ago
I'm assuming family means wife and kids. I'm pretty sure it does judging by his responses.

I've just got visions of young women whispering to each other "oh christ, here comes that creepy old guy with the man boooobs and the water gun. Let's just go"
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It would to most of us. Anyone who leaves an 'x' after a comment and whose stock and trade is 'bite' or 'chomp' is never old enough to have kids. That and being Brum's biggest incel.

The Hawker centres are the only thing that seems to be appealing about Singapore. Doing a family holiday to Japan next year.

comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 3 minutes ago
I'm assuming family means wife and kids. I'm pretty sure it does judging by his responses.

I've just got visions of young women whispering to each other "oh christ, here comes that creepy old guy with the man boooobs and the water gun. Let's just go"
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It would to most of us. Anyone who leaves an 'x' after a comment and whose stock and trade is 'bite' or 'chomp' is never old enough to have kids. That and being Brum's biggest incel.
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You crack on making up lies about ur pappy cherub x

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ten Haaaagendas please'of the year Runner Up 2021 (U18599)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ten Haaaagendas please'of the year Runner Up 2021 (U18599)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by fridgeboy (U1053)
posted 43 minutes ago
You're on holiday with the family and you're trying to find ways to chat to 'birds'? Yeah, you sound like a nice guy
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Can tell your a spurs can't. Fack off you miserable cant.
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He a cant cos he doesnt cheat on his mrs and kids?? Ehh ok
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Zzz
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well that answers that then ... Your mrs is a lucky gal, your children must be so proud
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Extremely x

comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 3 minutes ago
The Hawker centres are the only thing that seems to be appealing about Singapore. Doing a family holiday to Japan next year.
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We're looking at Singapore and Malaysia next year.

Never done AI and never will. Did a cruise once that was awful as well.

Currently watching Benidorm, had never seen it. Seems about spot on

As far removed from AI as it gets, I am heading to Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Zambia, South Africa, Eswatini and Mozambique next week. Probably not gonna be chatting up many birds either.

comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ten Haaaagendas please' of the year Runner Up 2021 (U18599)
posted 43 minutes ago
comment by rosso says the time has come to unlock the unlimited Pote-ntial of the Fernçalvenoo triumvirate (U17054)
posted 34 minutes ago
Where are you staying at Cleverson?
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Armacao De Pera.

Lovely place and beaches are grand.
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Barranquinho and Nossa Senhora da Rocha are nice if you can get there

comment by Cinciwolf-----JA606 NFL fantasy champ 2023 (U11551)
posted 1 minute ago
Never done AI and never will. Did a cruise once that was awful as well.

Currently watching Benidorm, had never seen it. Seems about spot on
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Mrs wants to do a cruise but not a big fan of being static on vessel in the middle an ocean