comment by Striketeam7 - staying humble (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
The Fawlty Towers joke:
Pretentious, Moi
Is the shortest full joke ever
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Dwarf shortage - Jimmy Carr
Fun Fact;
Spurs are the biggest flop team in the world in the last 15 years... No team in the world is even close to spending what they have in that amount of time and not won anything.
Since Spurs last won a trophy an English team has won a major trophy and have also played in all four top tiers tiers of the pyramid.
Did you know? That Ryan Giggs and Steven Gerrard won the Premier League Title 13 times between them!
comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 3 minutes ago
If you can put your right forefinger in your left ear whilst placing your left middle finger in your right ear, you are amongst the top 0.07%.
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Top 0.07% in what way? And please speak up - I can't hear you with these fingers in my ears.
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Elite mate, elite.
comment by RED666…Out on the “Right Wing” But not as far as Nige! (U6562)
posted 2 minutes ago
Did you know? That Ryan Giggs and Steven Gerrard won the Premier League Title 13 times between them!
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The swimming pool on the Titanic is still full of water.
Former US President John Tyler (born 1790) has a grandson that’s still alive today
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What's the story on this one then? Suggests he would have had a son at at least 70. Then that son would have had a son at at least 70. And then the little grandson would be in his 90s.
That would be the most likely way this could happen.
comment by RED666…Out on the “Right Wing” But not as far as Nige! (U6562)
posted 29 minutes ago
Did you know? That Ryan Giggs and Steven Gerrard won the Premier League Title 13 times between them!
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That's by adding. If you multiply them you get zero...
No team has ever gone out on away goals if they failed to score in their home leg.
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 3 minutes ago
If you can put your right forefinger in your left ear whilst placing your left middle finger in your right ear, you are amongst the top 0.07%.
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Top 0.07% in what way? And please speak up - I can't hear you with these fingers in my ears.
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Elite mate, elite.
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Every one can do it
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 3 minutes ago
If you can put your right forefinger in your left ear whilst placing your left middle finger in your right ear, you are amongst the top 0.07%.
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Top 0.07% in what way? And please speak up - I can't hear you with these fingers in my ears.
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Elite mate, elite.
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Every one can do it
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Every one of the elite*
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
Since Spurs last won a trophy an English team has won a major trophy and have also played in all four top tiers tiers of the pyramid.
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It does annoy me that we’re always used as the yard stick, for instance, since Newcastle (a supposed big club) last won a trophy, prince Andrew was born, Oxford, Swindon, QPR and Luton won trophies, man landed on the moon.
There is an annual man vs horse race, and on it's 25th anniversary in 2004, man won for the first time.
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Fun Fact;
Spurs are the biggest flop team in the world in the last 15 years... No team in the world is even close to spending what they have in that amount of time and not won anything.
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Get yer facts right - we won the Audi cup
comment by Striketeam7 - staying humble (U18109)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Fun Fact;
Spurs are the biggest flop team in the world in the last 15 years... No team in the world is even close to spending what they have in that amount of time and not won anything.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Get yer facts right - we won the Audi cup
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which then convinced them to stop hosting the tournament !
comment by Striketeam7 - staying humble (U18109)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
Since Spurs last won a trophy an English team has won a major trophy and have also played in all four top tiers tiers of the pyramid.
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It does annoy me that we’re always used as the yard stick, for instance, since Newcastle (a supposed big club) last won a trophy, prince Andrew was born, Oxford, Swindon, QPR and Luton won trophies, man landed on the moon.
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Apologies. I just don't have the time to list things since they last won!
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 (U2462)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by RED666…Out on the “Right Wing” But not as far as Nige! (U6562)
posted 29 minutes ago
Did you know? That Ryan Giggs and Steven Gerrard won the Premier League Title 13 times between them!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That's by adding. If you multiply them you get zero...
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Diafol, that’s an excellent piece of arithmetic there my man! 👍
comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted 7 minutes ago
strike biting as per
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yeah I was dead serious about the Audi cup
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - staying humble (U18109)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Fun Fact;
Spurs are the biggest flop team in the world in the last 15 years... No team in the world is even close to spending what they have in that amount of time and not won anything.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Get yer facts right - we won the Audi cup
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which then convinced them to stop hosting the tournament !
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We won the Walter Tull trophy against you lot as well a couple of years back.
We’ve been shrouded in glory
The sun in the UY scuti galaxy is 5 billion times the size of our sun
I actually think about this from time to time - it’s faaaacking insane
Spurs last title win came 22,000 days after the death of Queen Victoria. It has been over 23,000 days since they last won the league, meaning their last title win was closer to Victorian times than today.
There is a spot in the South Pacific called point nemo - if a human was in point nemo, they would be closer to the international space station than the nearest land mass
Little Tottenham have more European trophies than super club Arsenal
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posted on 4/9/24
comment by Striketeam7 - staying humble (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
The Fawlty Towers joke:
Pretentious, Moi
Is the shortest full joke ever
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dwarf shortage - Jimmy Carr
posted on 4/9/24
Fun Fact;
Spurs are the biggest flop team in the world in the last 15 years... No team in the world is even close to spending what they have in that amount of time and not won anything.
posted on 4/9/24
Since Spurs last won a trophy an English team has won a major trophy and have also played in all four top tiers tiers of the pyramid.
posted on 4/9/24
Did you know? That Ryan Giggs and Steven Gerrard won the Premier League Title 13 times between them!
posted on 4/9/24
comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 3 minutes ago
If you can put your right forefinger in your left ear whilst placing your left middle finger in your right ear, you are amongst the top 0.07%.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Top 0.07% in what way? And please speak up - I can't hear you with these fingers in my ears.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Elite mate, elite.
posted on 4/9/24
comment by RED666…Out on the “Right Wing” But not as far as Nige! (U6562)
posted 2 minutes ago
Did you know? That Ryan Giggs and Steven Gerrard won the Premier League Title 13 times between them!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 4/9/24
The swimming pool on the Titanic is still full of water.
posted on 4/9/24
Former US President John Tyler (born 1790) has a grandson that’s still alive today
--------------------------------
What's the story on this one then? Suggests he would have had a son at at least 70. Then that son would have had a son at at least 70. And then the little grandson would be in his 90s.
That would be the most likely way this could happen.
posted on 4/9/24
comment by RED666…Out on the “Right Wing” But not as far as Nige! (U6562)
posted 29 minutes ago
Did you know? That Ryan Giggs and Steven Gerrard won the Premier League Title 13 times between them!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That's by adding. If you multiply them you get zero...
posted on 4/9/24
No team has ever gone out on away goals if they failed to score in their home leg.
posted on 4/9/24
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 3 minutes ago
If you can put your right forefinger in your left ear whilst placing your left middle finger in your right ear, you are amongst the top 0.07%.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Top 0.07% in what way? And please speak up - I can't hear you with these fingers in my ears.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Elite mate, elite.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Every one can do it
posted on 4/9/24
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 3 minutes ago
If you can put your right forefinger in your left ear whilst placing your left middle finger in your right ear, you are amongst the top 0.07%.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Top 0.07% in what way? And please speak up - I can't hear you with these fingers in my ears.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Elite mate, elite.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Every one can do it
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Every one of the elite*
posted on 4/9/24
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
Since Spurs last won a trophy an English team has won a major trophy and have also played in all four top tiers tiers of the pyramid.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It does annoy me that we’re always used as the yard stick, for instance, since Newcastle (a supposed big club) last won a trophy, prince Andrew was born, Oxford, Swindon, QPR and Luton won trophies, man landed on the moon.
posted on 4/9/24
There is an annual man vs horse race, and on it's 25th anniversary in 2004, man won for the first time.
posted on 4/9/24
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Fun Fact;
Spurs are the biggest flop team in the world in the last 15 years... No team in the world is even close to spending what they have in that amount of time and not won anything.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Get yer facts right - we won the Audi cup
posted on 4/9/24
comment by Striketeam7 - staying humble (U18109)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Fun Fact;
Spurs are the biggest flop team in the world in the last 15 years... No team in the world is even close to spending what they have in that amount of time and not won anything.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Get yer facts right - we won the Audi cup
----------------------------------------------------------------------
which then convinced them to stop hosting the tournament !
posted on 4/9/24
strike biting as per
posted on 4/9/24
comment by Striketeam7 - staying humble (U18109)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
Since Spurs last won a trophy an English team has won a major trophy and have also played in all four top tiers tiers of the pyramid.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It does annoy me that we’re always used as the yard stick, for instance, since Newcastle (a supposed big club) last won a trophy, prince Andrew was born, Oxford, Swindon, QPR and Luton won trophies, man landed on the moon.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Apologies. I just don't have the time to list things since they last won!
posted on 4/9/24
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 (U2462)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by RED666…Out on the “Right Wing” But not as far as Nige! (U6562)
posted 29 minutes ago
Did you know? That Ryan Giggs and Steven Gerrard won the Premier League Title 13 times between them!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That's by adding. If you multiply them you get zero...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Diafol, that’s an excellent piece of arithmetic there my man! 👍
posted on 4/9/24
comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted 7 minutes ago
strike biting as per
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yeah I was dead serious about the Audi cup
posted on 4/9/24
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - staying humble (U18109)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Fun Fact;
Spurs are the biggest flop team in the world in the last 15 years... No team in the world is even close to spending what they have in that amount of time and not won anything.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Get yer facts right - we won the Audi cup
----------------------------------------------------------------------
which then convinced them to stop hosting the tournament !
----------------------------------------------------------------------
We won the Walter Tull trophy against you lot as well a couple of years back.
We’ve been shrouded in glory
posted on 4/9/24
The sun in the UY scuti galaxy is 5 billion times the size of our sun
I actually think about this from time to time - it’s faaaacking insane
posted on 4/9/24
Spurs last title win came 22,000 days after the death of Queen Victoria. It has been over 23,000 days since they last won the league, meaning their last title win was closer to Victorian times than today.
posted on 4/9/24
There is a spot in the South Pacific called point nemo - if a human was in point nemo, they would be closer to the international space station than the nearest land mass
posted on 4/9/24
Little Tottenham have more European trophies than super club Arsenal
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