Maybe she read your ja606 article history and realised what a facking weirdo she married?
We had Fring. We had a lab. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, cooked and made as much money as you ever needed.
She's dying, she is burned from the waist up
On her arm
Her ear is burned, her nose is burned
Her eyelashes and her fingers are burned
She can't hold anything up
And the medical advances
There's no end in sight
For Hamburger Lady
She is not your wife, you've been accidentally porking her next door....and she wants to go back home
She doesn't know what you're thinking. You must give an hourly update.
Yet another Oxtail Sharticle
comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 15 minutes ago
Yet another Oxtail Sharticle
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Admin mate, get rid of this absolute shiiiit.
Embarrassing
She (what did we do that was wrong)
Is Having (we didn't know it was wrong)
Fun (fun is the one thing that money can't buy)
Ask her what's wrong. Chances are she doesn't know it herself, but if she says 'Nothing,' then at least you'll know you're in big trouble.
I gave my wife a pair of odour eaters and she was quite offended,
"Are you saying my feet smell?" She asked.
"Not at all, " I replied, "they're for your knickers."
Oxtail how is the lovely Mrs Hand doing?
comment by Brother (U20548)
posted 2 minutes ago
Oxtail how is the lovely Mrs Hand doing?
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Aye how is Palmela and her 5 sisters?
I presumed the puncture repair kit is on stand by Ox
Is your Mrs one of those shop window mannequins made from polystyrene that you've drilled some holes in?
Did she vote Liebour and now realizes what an absolute horseshiete decision that was
comment by -bloodred- (U1222)
posted 5 hours, 33 minutes ago
Maybe she read your ja606 article history and realised what a facking weirdo she married?
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Err...shes a woman mate, nuff said🤷♂️
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 13 minutes ago
Err...shes a woman mate, nuff said🤷♂️
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Ladies and gentlemen, the end!
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posted on 12/9/24
Maybe she read your ja606 article history and realised what a facking weirdo she married?
posted on 12/9/24
We had Fring. We had a lab. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, cooked and made as much money as you ever needed.
posted on 12/9/24
She's dying, she is burned from the waist up
On her arm
Her ear is burned, her nose is burned
Her eyelashes and her fingers are burned
She can't hold anything up
And the medical advances
There's no end in sight
For Hamburger Lady
posted on 12/9/24
She is not your wife, you've been accidentally porking her next door....and she wants to go back home
posted on 12/9/24
She has her period.
posted on 12/9/24
She doesn't know what you're thinking. You must give an hourly update.
posted on 12/9/24
Yet another Oxtail Sharticle
posted on 12/9/24
Does she seem deflated?
posted on 12/9/24
comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 15 minutes ago
Yet another Oxtail Sharticle
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Admin mate, get rid of this absolute shiiiit.
Embarrassing
posted on 12/9/24
She (what did we do that was wrong)
Is Having (we didn't know it was wrong)
Fun (fun is the one thing that money can't buy)
posted on 12/9/24
Ask her what's wrong. Chances are she doesn't know it herself, but if she says 'Nothing,' then at least you'll know you're in big trouble.
posted on 12/9/24
I gave my wife a pair of odour eaters and she was quite offended,
"Are you saying my feet smell?" She asked.
"Not at all, " I replied, "they're for your knickers."
posted on 12/9/24
Oxtail how is the lovely Mrs Hand doing?
posted on 12/9/24
comment by Brother (U20548)
posted 2 minutes ago
Oxtail how is the lovely Mrs Hand doing?
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Aye how is Palmela and her 5 sisters?
posted on 12/9/24
I presumed the puncture repair kit is on stand by Ox
posted on 12/9/24
Is your Mrs one of those shop window mannequins made from polystyrene that you've drilled some holes in?
posted on 12/9/24
Did she vote Liebour and now realizes what an absolute horseshiete decision that was
posted on 12/9/24
comment by -bloodred- (U1222)
posted 5 hours, 33 minutes ago
Maybe she read your ja606 article history and realised what a facking weirdo she married?
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posted on 12/9/24
Err...shes a woman mate, nuff said🤷♂️
posted on 12/9/24
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 13 minutes ago
Err...shes a woman mate, nuff said🤷♂️
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Ladies and gentlemen, the end!
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