comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Woof (U1059)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Woof (U1059)
posted less than a minute ago
At this rate everybody is going to be dead by the end of the year.
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Better save some of your energy then J
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It doesnt last long at the best of times Spurgs
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It's the quality of input J
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comment by Woof (U1059)
posted 0 seconds ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Woof (U1059)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Woof (U1059)
posted less than a minute ago
At this rate everybody is going to be dead by the end of the year.
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Better save some of your energy then J
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It doesnt last long at the best of times Spurgs
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It's the quality of input J
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you're the second person today

comment by Galvin : Double what else?! (U10415)
posted 8 minutes ago
I just described J as normal..
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you're the second person today

<ahem>

Just the thing with the trainers btw.

The interview had been cancelled, and then he called and said he could fit me in for an hour if I could come straight away.

I said I could, but I was in jeans etc. he said dont worry about it.

I then decided I had time to go and pick my suit up from the dry cleaners, which i wore.

However, I didnt have any shoes on me. I had planned to buy a pair his morning, but due to thinking the interview was off, didnt bother.

Thus the trainers.

I looked so s.xey in my suit, I dont think he noticed them anyway

comment by Woof (U1059)
posted 8 hours, 30 minutes ago
There should never have been an OP.

Back in the old days, we were like bandits. Free spirits, taking advantage of this fresh snowfall, unrestricted by the confines of gravity.

Now we run for cover, cowering from the latest tin pot tim.
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Galv, can you stick this in the OP sann

Btw.

I still can not BELIEVE Ewa was in that bar

WTF ????????????

I walk in there. It's like a bullring. I've walked in just as dont stop believing's on. Clearly, everyone finds this hilarious. The girls standing on the tables, the barmaids, the group of girls on the floor. Im pushing through to the bar, and allllll eyes are on me. What I dont know, is that the girls on the floor, dont know anything about adidas, and are grinning because theyre thinking about me and ewa. Because ewa's one of them. I get to the bar, and everyone's grinning, and singing along to jordi. Turn round and check ewa out after making eye contact with her. By now 'shut up and dance with me' 's on. She looks at me, and starts miming to it, with a big grin on her face. Still, I dont twig who it is.

Meanwhile, all the chalet girls stood on the tables are still staring at me, knowing ive got the hots for adidas.

I go up and stand on the step over the other side. I think of adidas is in here, i dont want her to think im trying to trap her by standing by the entrance.

I forget all about the girl i later realised was ewa, and as i look down on the floor. She's arrived. I could pick hat beautiful face out of a festival crowd, and there it was, staring right at me.

She's got two blonde girls she's brought with her. As soon as she see's ive clocked her, they march over. I know this isnt going to be good, and i step back, almost bowing as she sweeps past me with her entourage.


I dont look again. Dont dare. Unsure whether her man's up there with her.

I go down to the bar and, holding it togethor but with the wind knocked out of me, order another drink, that i intend to knock back pretty quickly.

But before i can get to the bar,ma group ofmgirls start shoving me all over the place, not letting me through. I realise its ewa and her mates (although i hadnt realised it was ewa), and i think wtf ????? So what, i checked you out ??

Of course, they had realised i was interested in a different girl, and thought i deserved a good shoving.

Eventually i turned round and scowled at them. Ironically with a very similar expression to the one i gave her when she blew me out on my birthday.

I drunk a bit of my pint, still unable to look up towards thhe radiant beauty of adidas, and turned and left.

That fakin elton john video

I sang that in my show in thailand btw. Requested by the south african girl who ditched her flight to australia the next morning

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"radiant beauty"

a bit much ?

For Galv....

https://www.reed.co.uk/career-advice/revealed-10-annoying-office-phrases/?utm_medium=scl&utm_source=fbook&utm_campaign=job_scl_fbook_&utm_content=IR

There is now ONE room left at my place in VT.

Book it ? Y/N ?

Where are all the members ?

comment by Woof (U1059)
posted 52 minutes ago
I walk in there. It's like a bullring. I've walked in just as dont stop believing's on. Clearly, everyone finds this hilarious.

...yada yada yada...

I drunk a bit of my pint, still unable to look up towards thhe radiant beauty of adidas, and turned and left.
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Is this a commercial for aftershave or beer that you heard while you were drifting off to sleep so got confused and think it happened to you for real?

"ma group ofmgirls start shoving me all over the place, not letting me through"

I thought you were about 6'6" how big were these women to be able to do that?

comment by newWAYNEorder, the gentleman (U20092)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Woof (U1059)
posted 52 minutes ago
I walk in there. It's like a bullring. I've walked in just as dont stop believing's on. Clearly, everyone finds this hilarious.

...yada yada yada...

I drunk a bit of my pint, still unable to look up towards thhe radiant beauty of adidas, and turned and left.
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Is this a commercial for aftershave or beer that you heard while you were drifting off to sleep so got confused and think it happened to you for real?

"ma group ofmgirls start shoving me all over the place, not letting me through"

I thought you were about 6'6" how big were these women to be able to do that?
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He's getting proper wound up now readers

Scouring the text for potential errors look

Sold out

6 person apartment or nothing now

Did anyone know about this ???

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/3v4tu0/easily_the_most_astonishing_to_happen_on_an/

Ewa was definitely ewa wasnt she ?

From Poland ?

Not an English chalet girl putting on a Polish accent ?

Edinspur ?

I wrote 169 comments about that girl.

My Polish penpal did a facebook thread about her.

I said this about her,

"
I needed that girl. I use that word in the proper sense. I needed her. People can not imagine, how desperately I needed that girl's company, love, friendship. It might be possible for me to put it into words, but for once I am not going to. Believe me though. I desperately, desperately needed her.

My body and my heart needed her. But my poor brain and poor soul, needed her many times more.

Let me put it like this, by way of reference to the english girl from el nido. That girl. To explain to you, how much I desire her physically, the only metaphore i can think of (and it is an unfortunate one by coincidence), would be to compare how much I would enjoy her physically, to....(this really is unfortunate, but is 100 percent not meant in an unfortunate way), to a dog rolling in ma nure. Anyone who has seen a dog rolling in ma nure, seen the pleasure the dog gets from it, a pleasure it finds almost irresistable, is the closest thing I could think of to how much I would revel physically in an opportunity to enjoy that girl, and the pleasures of her body.

But.....that pales into insignificance to the relief i would get, if instead of just being able to enjoy her like that, instead, I also won her heart, and her understanding, to the extent that she would rub the back of my head, and whisper in my ear, telling me that she likes me, and that its ok now because she is there for me.

And it's that - that love - i would have seen the Polish girl as a potential source of. Yes, my body wanted her. Yes, my heart wanted her. But my poor brain, and my poor soul. They needed her. Like a drowning man needs a breath of air in his lungs.
"

Dear God man